Fat Man Riot
Goes to the tune of Zoot Suit Riot but its kinda a parody of Weird Al's Grape Fruit Diet.
1 Who's that hobbling down the halls
It's just me cause I eat it all
Textbooks, students, and colleagues, too
My body is just fatty goo
Nobody snaps pictures of me
'Cause it break a camera or two
Now my boss tells me theirs just one thing left
Liposuction --- Suction
Get rid of my stash of test tubes
Liposuction --- Suction
Get those Dr. Peppers out of here
Liposuction --- Suction
How much will they remove
Liposuction --- Suction
Enough so my body will improve
Blow Fatty!
I used to live on a beef broth
That we used to make things froth
Jumped in the air and I got stuck
I don't think it's just bad luck
When I'm all done teaching
I eat all those left behind
It's already really creaky but when I step on the floor
It gets really loud and creaks a little more
Liposuction --- Suction
Can't have another student disappear
Liposuction --- Suction
When I got loose the nation was in fear
I'm gonna have liposuction
I'm gonna have liposuction
I'm gonna have liposuction
No more cells now
No more prokaryotes
Lay off the babies
And young teens
No basket bal-al-al-als now
No icky desks
Mr. smart student
Go away!
I think I'd sell my soul for that who sits right there
But her parents would probably care
Liposuction --- Suction
Lay off the kids that are near
Liposuction --- Suction
Cause the surgery costs too much
Liposuction --- Suction
I'll stuff my face till death
Liposuction --- Suction
I can't live without their two ears
I'm gonna get liposuction
I'm gonna get liposuction
I'm gonna get liposuction
I think I'm kinda hungry
Ms. Hayduck could I see you after class
Don't forget to bring a friend
Goes to the tune of Zoot Suit Riot but its kinda a parody of Weird Al's Grape Fruit Diet.
1 Who's that hobbling down the halls
It's just me cause I eat it all
Textbooks, students, and colleagues, too
My body is just fatty goo
Nobody snaps pictures of me
'Cause it break a camera or two
Now my boss tells me theirs just one thing left
Liposuction --- Suction
Get rid of my stash of test tubes
Liposuction --- Suction
Get those Dr. Peppers out of here
Liposuction --- Suction
How much will they remove
Liposuction --- Suction
Enough so my body will improve
Blow Fatty!
I used to live on a beef broth
That we used to make things froth
Jumped in the air and I got stuck
I don't think it's just bad luck
When I'm all done teaching
I eat all those left behind
It's already really creaky but when I step on the floor
It gets really loud and creaks a little more
Liposuction --- Suction
Can't have another student disappear
Liposuction --- Suction
When I got loose the nation was in fear
I'm gonna have liposuction
I'm gonna have liposuction
I'm gonna have liposuction
No more cells now
No more prokaryotes
Lay off the babies
And young teens
No basket bal-al-al-als now
No icky desks
Mr. smart student
Go away!
I think I'd sell my soul for that who sits right there
But her parents would probably care
Liposuction --- Suction
Lay off the kids that are near
Liposuction --- Suction
Cause the surgery costs too much
Liposuction --- Suction
I'll stuff my face till death
Liposuction --- Suction
I can't live without their two ears
I'm gonna get liposuction
I'm gonna get liposuction
I'm gonna get liposuction
I think I'm kinda hungry
Ms. Hayduck could I see you after class
Don't forget to bring a friend
