Fat Man Riot

Goes to the tune of Zoot Suit Riot but its kinda a parody of Weird Al's Grape Fruit Diet.

1 Who's that hobbling down the halls

It's just me cause I eat it all

Textbooks, students, and colleagues, too

My body is just fatty goo

Nobody snaps pictures of me

'Cause it break a camera or two

Now my boss tells me theirs just one thing left

Liposuction --- Suction

Get rid of my stash of test tubes

Liposuction --- Suction

Get those Dr. Peppers out of here

Liposuction --- Suction

How much will they remove

Liposuction --- Suction

Enough so my body will improve

Blow Fatty!

I used to live on a beef broth

That we used to make things froth

Jumped in the air and I got stuck

I don't think it's just bad luck

When I'm all done teaching

I eat all those left behind

It's already really creaky but when I step on the floor

It gets really loud and creaks a little more

Liposuction --- Suction

Can't have another student disappear

Liposuction --- Suction

When I got loose the nation was in fear

I'm gonna have liposuction

I'm gonna have liposuction

I'm gonna have liposuction

No more cells now

No more prokaryotes

Lay off the babies

And young teens

No basket bal-al-al-als now

No icky desks

Mr. smart student

Go away!

I think I'd sell my soul for that who sits right there

But her parents would probably care

Liposuction --- Suction

Lay off the kids that are near

Liposuction --- Suction

Cause the surgery costs too much

Liposuction --- Suction

I'll stuff my face till death

Liposuction --- Suction

I can't live without their two ears

I'm gonna get liposuction

I'm gonna get liposuction

I'm gonna get liposuction

I think I'm kinda hungry

Ms. Hayduck could I see you after class

Don't forget to bring a friend