Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing… And someone stole my penny*sniff* I'm poor again… Anyway, Washer machine fetish? Where did that come from? Here is the next installment!

Chapter 3:The Mystery of the Hair!! And Another of my favorite Authoresses review!

Sailor Triforce: Cool! 6 more reviews! I think I'll update again… Anyway, Your welcome xamick, advice is the G-Boys new job! And mine… Here are the 6 reviews and answers…

Sailor Triforce: First is to Chrissy Sky:

Dear g-boys,

Sorry, I'm a major shounen ai fan. So, this is just too tempting. Do you in any way, shape, or form find yourselves mildly attracted to each other? Come on, you can tell me.

Oh, and my brother Jake wants to know how long it takes Duo to wash his hair every night. (He's strange.)

~~Chrissy and Jake.

Quatre: *asks innocently to Trowa or Sailor Triforce* what's shounen ai?

Sailor Triforce: O.O I don't think you want to know…

Trowa: I don't find anyone interesting. I… feel… empty… inside…

Wufei: Barton, stop trying for sympathy. Anyway, why would I like them? I always wondered… I thought I've called them all weak at least once…?

Heero: I don't think I find anyone I like…

Duo: Nope! I like girls and Q-man's like… Loveless? Yeah, sorry Sailor Triforce, you're a shounen ai fan kinda too, but it ain't happening anytime soon…

Sailor Triforce: Shut up Duo…(I don't mind it, I like 3x4, but I answer these how I think they would…)

Quatre: *buried under dictionaries* *muffled scream is heard*What's shounen ai?!?

Duo: Jake, it takes almost 2 hours for my hair, But it's worth it for these beautiful locks!

Sailor Triforce: -.-; next question… A favorite authoress of mine, Friezaess!:

Ooo, coolies! *Waves* Hi Sailor Triforce1 Hi G-boys! Alrighty, now I have a question for anyone wanting to answer. This requires depth, intelligence, and quite a bit of thinking? Do you think you can handle it? Reaaaaaally? Alright, here's the question- how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Think about it- the wood. The woodchuck. The amount of wood.

Love and glomps,

Friezaess :)

Sailor Triforce: At least SOMEONE likes this… okay, Duo, takes this one over…

Duo: *scratches his head*I always wondered about that too…

Everyone minus Duo: -.-; ///.-;

Quatre: *pops up from under the dictionaries and sits down* I KNOW! A wood chuck would chuck all the would it could if it's dentures were any good! ^___^ (A/N: I thought him saying that would be cute.. Anyway my Dad suggested that when I asked him)

Sailor Triforce: O.O Quatre…? That's the first thing you thought of… You got a weird 'little mind, don't ya?

Quatre: *nods* ^_______^

Sailor Triforce: So kawaii! Next is The Infamous Shiro Kitsune:

Dear G-Boys (espcially you Trowa-kins *sly look*)

I *always* forget things. I mean, everything and anything!!! Writing it down doesn't work, and I swear I can't remember anything for more than five minutes and then...poof! Gone. *depressed look* What should I do???????

Your Truly,

The Infamous Shiro Kitsune

Quatre: Ever tried self-hypnosis?

Sailor Triforce: I have that problem with fanfics…

Wufei: Duo, you gave Quatre too much chocolate again, didn't you?

Duo: YesbutIswearIdidn'tmeantooDon'thurtmeormybraidpleaseWu-man!

Sailor Triforce: I think we're getting turned into a 'Dear Abbey' or something guys, BUT I DON'T CARE! Hehe I like reviews…

Duo: Sleep tapes?

Heero: Duo baka, not everything can be put in sleep tapes. But… How about saying it over and over in your mind or out loud? Or writing down over and over?

Sailor Triforce: Hmmmm… All worth trying! Next review, Helen:

Hello. how are you guys doing. well I have a question for all of you guys. what do you look for in a girl?? and what is your favorite type of music?? buh bye!!

All G-Boys: Fine thank you! (A/N: I drugged Heero and Wufei with chocolate and sugar… hehe)

Heero: I look for people who wouldn't stalk me or yell my name. *Looks at a certain SOMEONE* I guess…. And someone with a personality like, not all bubbly and can be serious when the time comes. But she can't be real ugly…. *glares at the same certain SOMEONE again* and can't yell my names off cliffs or anything. I don't listen to music much, but Duo sometimes makes me listen to his stupid music.

Duo: Cute, cute, cute, HOT, Ummm… good personality. ^______^ I like any kind of music but not really that classical stuff Quatre will listen too, but I will listen to him play violin and Trowa play flute.

Quatre: Ummm, artistic, a least a little pretty but if I like her it doesn't matter, music-lover… Well, she just has to be the right one for me I guess… I like classical and REAL ancient bands from… 1960's-1970's I think it was?

Sailor Triforce: *hugs Quatre tightly then lets go*for what you said you looked for in a girl, that's me! Hehehe I knew it Quatre-kins!

Quatre: *walks to Duo and tugs on his sleeve* Where do you keep the chocolate?

Duo: *grins* Top counter, second one to the left.

Quatre: *big grin* ^___________^ YEAH! *runs to the kitchen*

Wufei: Maxwell you baka! DON'T EVER GET Quatre HYPER!!!! Anyway, I don't look for anything, I'm not available, but I guess she would have to be smart and look good and be able to fight.

Sailor Triforce: You guys make it sound like it's bad when Quatre gets hyper… Just how bad?

Duo: OncehewashyperandItoldhim'IdareyoutokissTrowa'andhedid, heevenfrenchkissedhim! (Translation: Once he was hyper and I told him 'I dare you to kiss Trowa' and he did, he even French kissed him!) Good thing Trowa was drunk and doesn't remember! ^^;

Trowa: What Duo?

Duo: Eep! Nothing Trowa! *Whispers so Trowa can't hear* I have it on tape. Trowa REALLY enjoyed Quatre kissin' him… hehe Quatre gets like, high off chocolate so he didn't know what he was doing…

Quatre: *glares at Duo coming out of the kitchen with a HUGE chocolate bar* I didn't find that amusing when I regained my senses and there I was kissing Trowa passionately for some reason… I mean I was sitting in his lap with my arms around his neck and my legs around his waist for crying out loud, Duo! (A/N: Should I try to do a fanfics about Quatre having a party and Duo play's a bunch of tricks on people?) Anyway, *takes a big bit out of the chocolate bar* your turn Trowa…

Trowa: *confused* ///.@;;;; I, don't like girls… OR BOYS, HENTAIS!

Duo: *quietly* you liked it plenty enough when Quatre kissed you Trowa…

Sailor Triforce: Next question before the boys get more ticked off then authoresses on a writer's block and have PMS… Kim again:

What possessed you to do this as your first fanfic A.? Anyway, I read your other story, but here are the questions:

1. Trowa, why do you call yourself Trowa Barton when your real name is actually Triton Bloom?

2. Heero, why don't you speak more?

3. Quatre, how come you wear a pink shirt and khaki jeans? *coughgaycough*

Anyway, that's all for now A! Anyway, why did you have to review for me with the question why does Quatre wear a pink shirt? Watch out tomorrow... ^_~

Sailor Triforce: Watch out? You're going to try and beat me up again? That didn't work well last time… Trowa, answer your question!

Trowa: Ummm? Would it help to say I adopted the name to hide myself from my nearly-completely forgotten past?

Sailor Triforce: Heero, your turn:

Heero: I don't want to.

Sailor Triforce: Sugar's worn off no doubt… Quatre, your question:

Quatre: *looks up with his faced all smudged with chocolate* Look at last chapter… AND LEAVE MY CHOCOLATE AND ME ALONE BEFORE I GO ZERO ON ALL OF YOU! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *happily goes back to eating his chocolate*

Everyone minus Quatre: O.O;;;;;

Quatre: ^___^

Sailor Triforce: Okay, xamick again:

Dear all the pilots,

Well first things first thanks for the advice but i was wondering what type of hair gel do you use, Trowa? Ive been trying to figure that out for the longest time. And Wudei how do you get your hair to be so shiny and in that little ponytail thingy. And how much do you guys spend on hair stuff?

Trowa: *blush* it's… natural…(A/N: Read Trowa's story in Episode Zero. His hair looks like that at an early age.)

Wufei: Ummm, hair gels? I'm glad you people are happy now you know the secret about my hair ;P

Trowa: 20 minutes thoroughly shampooing it. 20 minutes conditioning. And however many brushing it.

Duo: 2 hours? *Everyone stares at Duo* Hehehe It's a meter long…

Heero: I use that No-Water Astronaut shampoo… not long at all…

Quatre: Never counted. Probably about an hour tonight to get this chocolate out…

Wufei: *shrugs* don't know…

Sailor Triforce: That was my next 6 reviews. Please read my other fanfic called A New War, A New Handicap.

Duo: Don't PROMOTE YOUR STORY!

Sailor Triforce: Sorry.. not… Anyway, please R&R that story and this one…

C-YA LATER!