Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing yet. I wish I did… Along with all the other fans of GW -.-;

Author's Notes: YEAH! People think these are funny! I'm happy! I'm being recognized for an author now! ^_^ Oh and what I make Trowa say in the second review chapter, I have NOTHING against Quatre… He's really my7 fave… Next 6 reviews:

Chapter 4: More answers and Duo and The Tape (request by Yukishin)

*Duo and Quatre are arguing over the tape*

Sailor Triforce: STOP YOU 2!! First question, Skyfire:

he he! but... (my dad taught me this too..)

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood! wooh!try saying that one fast.

ahem, now onto the question...

What are your favourite flavours of ice cream? ;)

Skyfire.

Duo: Chocolate! ^____^

Quatre: Mint chocolate chip? I guess…

Heero: Vanilla.

Trowa: Neapolitan.

Wufei: What kind of person asks that?! Anyway, since Triforce won't let us leave until this is done, strawberry.

Sailor Triforce: Hmmm, should have thought of that answer Skyfire! But, next question is to Chrissy Sky again! :

Hey, Guys!

*laughs nervously* Yeah, it's me again. First, my friend Chrystal wants to know what's really going on between Trowa and Quatre.

Chrystal: *evil grin*

My question is (to any of you) if you could kill anyone, who would it be? *suggestive glare toward Relena* AND how would you do it? *is gleeful*

Jake wants to know if you were on an deserted island and starving to death, whom would you eat first?

And, lastly, my Heero-muse (yep, I made a clone of Hee-chan) wants to know if he can borrow some explosives from the real Heero because my Duo-muse stole all of his. *sweat drops* I tried to tell him he couldn't ask for that, but he won't ask anything else. He's so stubborn.

~~Chrissy, Jake, Chrystal, and the clone. *we hand Triforce and the boys plushies*

Sailor Triforce: Plushies! *Hugs one* Anyway, answer the questions… Hehehe

Trowa: O.O (his hair is out of his face after reading this) NOTHING! *Sobs* Why does everyone insist on that?!?! Well, not after this—

Duo: *whispers to Triforce* If you want it PG, I suggest you turn the censor on…

Sailor Triforce: *nods weakly*

Trowa: *VERY mad* He's a son of a ***** who can't stop his ****ing crying for one ****ing moment! It's makes me so mad sometimes I want to kill the ****ing *******!!!!!

Quatre: *runs off crying silently*

Sailor Triforce: TROWA! YOU BAKA! I'LL KILL YOU! *Runs after him with some of his own throwing knives*

Quatre: *comes back holding a tissue to his eye* Sorry I couldn't hear you. I got a bunch of dust in my eyes…

Sailor Triforce & Trowa: *stops running* WHAT?!?! O.o;; ///.-;

Heero: *wipes some dust off his hand to the floor*. …gomen…

Quatre: *oblivious to what Trowa said (Trowa was mad, they're still friends)* Anyway, Trowa and me are just best friends despite any rumors. I am an Empath so I am more caring for my friends, which developed rumors.

Sailor Triforce: You two look good together though!

Trowa: SHUT UP!

Sailor Triforce: Answer the next part please?

Heero: I would kill Relena like I promised and do it by stabbing her and shooting her in the head. She wants me to kill her…

Wufei: Jake, most likely Duo so we wouldn't have to listen to him.

Quatre: How about you Wufei, hmm? How would you feel if we said you? Because maybe we don't want to hear you raving about honor and justice and 'Nataku' ? Maybe we'd kill you WITH YOUR OWN KATANA? How do you like you being the answer?

Wufei: How about the answer be you, you *coughgaycough* boy?

Sailor Triforce: *staring at the Arabian and sending a death glare at Wufei* Next part:

Heero: Heero-muse, NO!

Duo: *gives Heero-muse a bunch of explosives he stole from Wing ZERO* Here you go! ^_^

Sailor Triforce: *looks at the G-Boys sending death glares at each other* Hehe next question before someone gets killed… Person in the shadows:

Dear Gundam pilots,

Ive been very very depressed lately. Have any cares for depression. I know you all have been depressed how did you deal with it? I really need that advice.

Quatre: Self-hypnosis?

Sailor Triforce: You suggested that last time, Quatre… *sweatdrops*

Quatre: *shrugs*

Heero: Go insane, blow everything up. ^_^

Sailor Triforce: It's the REAL world, Heero. Can't do that.

Wufei: Meditation?

Sailor Triforce: I don't know anything but medication… *sweatdrops* It's annoying for that though… Meditation could be an answer, or you can draw or write…

Quatre: Drawing helps me sometimes! ^_^

Sailor Triforce: Actually I think you're a go-insane-blow-everything-in- sight-up person too Quatre, but Try one of these suggestions maybe(except Heero's)? Next is Shadow Fox:

Dear G-boys

If you had to chose a sport a racing sport what would it be for example Horse Racing, Dog, Car, Cycle, etc.?

From, Shadow Fox

Sailor Triforce: This was how I hoped the reviews would look like… oh well. Answer!

Trowa: Cycle…

Quatre: Horse! ^____^

Duo: CAR RACING!

Wufei: Track racing.

Heero: I agree with Wufei. Track.

Sailor Triforce: Next question and Quatre dear, if you take up that sport, FOR GOD'S SAKE WEAR A HELMET! Ummm, yeah the next question is from Yukishin:

Lol!! Way funny Sailor Triforce!!

I have a question ^^

Hey G-Boys

1. Heero don't you find it flattering having some girl stalking you and calling your name every five minutes?? *Nope? Thought not ;;*

2. Trowa and Wufei, can you just make a tiny happy chibi face, JUST ONCE??!! Pleez!!

3. Quatre, I know you've heard this one about a hundred times, so I'll ask anyways ^^ Why do you wear pink shirts?? ^^

4. Duo, show us the tape!! Show us the tape!!

Heero: Nope. Sorry.

Trowa: ///.^;;

Wufei: ^^;?

Quatre: I lived with 39 older sisters trying to dress me up as a girl and get me to wear pink.

Duo: *grins and takes a tape out* my pleasure! *Puts the tape in a V.C.R and presses play after turning the T.V. on*

Tape: *static* *'LOW BAT' flashes at the bottom*

Quatre: HA! DUO, YOU HAVE NO PROOF! NO BLACKMAILING OBJECTS! Umm, nevermind?

Wufei: O.O

Duo: I KNEW I should have recharged that tape recorder! Sorry Yukishin…

Sailor Triforce: I think you did but I unplugged it… ^^; Next question by Katherine:

Hiya!!!! *waves at Duo&Heero and smiles* um.......Heero where in da world do u keep ur gun if u wear spandex all da time?¿?¿?

Heero-y didnt u kill relena?¿?¿?can i do it for u?¿?

Heero-how come u looked like u were gonna barf in ep.26?¿?

Duo-y r u alwayz so happy even if ur nicknamed Shinigami?¿?

Wufei-Y do u call women weak onnas?¿?¿?f.y.i. i kno some gurlz who could kick ur sorry butt

Trowa-how come u let catherine throw knives at u?¿?

Quatre-how come u r so passionate?¿?

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Dou: can you spell any wor— OW! *Is hit by Sailor Triforce*

Sailor Triforce: You're NOT going to insult people…

Heero: A little invention called Spandex space… Yes you may kill Relena, I don't care. And… I don't know…

Duo: Because I've never seen a miracle but I've seen lots and lots of dead people!(taken from episode Zero) ^___^

Wufei: Only Nataku is strong… :P

Trowa: … It's my job?…

Quatre: I'm an Empath! ^______^

Sailor Triforce: When I get 6 more reviews is when the next chapter will come out! Thanks to everyone who reviewed!!!!! Check out my new fanfic and my old one please and R&R!