Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing yet. I wish I did… Along with all the
other fans of GW -.-;
Author's Notes: YEAH! People think these are funny! I'm happy! I'm being recognized for an author now! ^_^ Oh and what I make Trowa say in the second review chapter, I have NOTHING against Quatre… He's really my7 fave… Next 6 reviews:
Chapter 4: More answers and Duo and The Tape (request by Yukishin)
*Duo and Quatre are arguing over the tape*
Sailor Triforce: STOP YOU 2!! First question, Skyfire:
he he! but... (my dad taught me this too..)
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood! wooh!try saying that one fast.
ahem, now onto the question...
What are your favourite flavours of ice cream? ;)
Skyfire.
Duo: Chocolate! ^____^
Quatre: Mint chocolate chip? I guess…
Heero: Vanilla.
Trowa: Neapolitan.
Wufei: What kind of person asks that?! Anyway, since Triforce won't let us leave until this is done, strawberry.
Sailor Triforce: Hmmm, should have thought of that answer Skyfire! But, next question is to Chrissy Sky again! :
Hey, Guys!
*laughs nervously* Yeah, it's me again. First, my friend Chrystal wants to know what's really going on between Trowa and Quatre.
Chrystal: *evil grin*
My question is (to any of you) if you could kill anyone, who would it be? *suggestive glare toward Relena* AND how would you do it? *is gleeful*
Jake wants to know if you were on an deserted island and starving to death, whom would you eat first?
And, lastly, my Heero-muse (yep, I made a clone of Hee-chan) wants to know if he can borrow some explosives from the real Heero because my Duo-muse stole all of his. *sweat drops* I tried to tell him he couldn't ask for that, but he won't ask anything else. He's so stubborn.
~~Chrissy, Jake, Chrystal, and the clone. *we hand Triforce and the boys plushies*
Sailor Triforce: Plushies! *Hugs one* Anyway, answer the questions… Hehehe
Trowa: O.O (his hair is out of his face after reading this) NOTHING! *Sobs* Why does everyone insist on that?!?! Well, not after this—
Duo: *whispers to Triforce* If you want it PG, I suggest you turn the censor on…
Sailor Triforce: *nods weakly*
Trowa: *VERY mad* He's a son of a ***** who can't stop his ****ing crying for one ****ing moment! It's makes me so mad sometimes I want to kill the ****ing *******!!!!!
Quatre: *runs off crying silently*
Sailor Triforce: TROWA! YOU BAKA! I'LL KILL YOU! *Runs after him with some of his own throwing knives*
Quatre: *comes back holding a tissue to his eye* Sorry I couldn't hear you. I got a bunch of dust in my eyes…
Sailor Triforce & Trowa: *stops running* WHAT?!?! O.o;; ///.-;
Heero: *wipes some dust off his hand to the floor*. …gomen…
Quatre: *oblivious to what Trowa said (Trowa was mad, they're still friends)* Anyway, Trowa and me are just best friends despite any rumors. I am an Empath so I am more caring for my friends, which developed rumors.
Sailor Triforce: You two look good together though!
Trowa: SHUT UP!
Sailor Triforce: Answer the next part please?
Heero: I would kill Relena like I promised and do it by stabbing her and shooting her in the head. She wants me to kill her…
Wufei: Jake, most likely Duo so we wouldn't have to listen to him.
Quatre: How about you Wufei, hmm? How would you feel if we said you? Because maybe we don't want to hear you raving about honor and justice and 'Nataku' ? Maybe we'd kill you WITH YOUR OWN KATANA? How do you like you being the answer?
Wufei: How about the answer be you, you *coughgaycough* boy?
Sailor Triforce: *staring at the Arabian and sending a death glare at Wufei* Next part:
Heero: Heero-muse, NO!
Duo: *gives Heero-muse a bunch of explosives he stole from Wing ZERO* Here you go! ^_^
Sailor Triforce: *looks at the G-Boys sending death glares at each other* Hehe next question before someone gets killed… Person in the shadows:
Dear Gundam pilots,
Ive been very very depressed lately. Have any cares for depression. I know you all have been depressed how did you deal with it? I really need that advice.
Quatre: Self-hypnosis?
Sailor Triforce: You suggested that last time, Quatre… *sweatdrops*
Quatre: *shrugs*
Heero: Go insane, blow everything up. ^_^
Sailor Triforce: It's the REAL world, Heero. Can't do that.
Wufei: Meditation?
Sailor Triforce: I don't know anything but medication… *sweatdrops* It's annoying for that though… Meditation could be an answer, or you can draw or write…
Quatre: Drawing helps me sometimes! ^_^
Sailor Triforce: Actually I think you're a go-insane-blow-everything-in- sight-up person too Quatre, but Try one of these suggestions maybe(except Heero's)? Next is Shadow Fox:
Dear G-boys
If you had to chose a sport a racing sport what would it be for example Horse Racing, Dog, Car, Cycle, etc.?
From, Shadow Fox
Sailor Triforce: This was how I hoped the reviews would look like… oh well. Answer!
Trowa: Cycle…
Quatre: Horse! ^____^
Duo: CAR RACING!
Wufei: Track racing.
Heero: I agree with Wufei. Track.
Sailor Triforce: Next question and Quatre dear, if you take up that sport, FOR GOD'S SAKE WEAR A HELMET! Ummm, yeah the next question is from Yukishin:
Lol!! Way funny Sailor Triforce!!
I have a question ^^
Hey G-Boys
1. Heero don't you find it flattering having some girl stalking you and calling your name every five minutes?? *Nope? Thought not ;;*
2. Trowa and Wufei, can you just make a tiny happy chibi face, JUST ONCE??!! Pleez!!
3. Quatre, I know you've heard this one about a hundred times, so I'll ask anyways ^^ Why do you wear pink shirts?? ^^
4. Duo, show us the tape!! Show us the tape!!
Heero: Nope. Sorry.
Trowa: ///.^;;
Wufei: ^^;?
Quatre: I lived with 39 older sisters trying to dress me up as a girl and get me to wear pink.
Duo: *grins and takes a tape out* my pleasure! *Puts the tape in a V.C.R and presses play after turning the T.V. on*
Tape: *static* *'LOW BAT' flashes at the bottom*
Quatre: HA! DUO, YOU HAVE NO PROOF! NO BLACKMAILING OBJECTS! Umm, nevermind?
Wufei: O.O
Duo: I KNEW I should have recharged that tape recorder! Sorry Yukishin…
Sailor Triforce: I think you did but I unplugged it… ^^; Next question by Katherine:
Hiya!!!! *waves at Duo&Heero and smiles* um.......Heero where in da world do u keep ur gun if u wear spandex all da time?¿?¿?
Heero-y didnt u kill relena?¿?¿?can i do it for u?¿?
Heero-how come u looked like u were gonna barf in ep.26?¿?
Duo-y r u alwayz so happy even if ur nicknamed Shinigami?¿?
Wufei-Y do u call women weak onnas?¿?¿?f.y.i. i kno some gurlz who could kick ur sorry butt
Trowa-how come u let catherine throw knives at u?¿?
Quatre-how come u r so passionate?¿?
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Dou: can you spell any wor— OW! *Is hit by Sailor Triforce*
Sailor Triforce: You're NOT going to insult people…
Heero: A little invention called Spandex space… Yes you may kill Relena, I don't care. And… I don't know…
Duo: Because I've never seen a miracle but I've seen lots and lots of dead people!(taken from episode Zero) ^___^
Wufei: Only Nataku is strong… :P
Trowa: … It's my job?…
Quatre: I'm an Empath! ^______^
Sailor Triforce: When I get 6 more reviews is when the next chapter will come out! Thanks to everyone who reviewed!!!!! Check out my new fanfic and my old one please and R&R!
Author's Notes: YEAH! People think these are funny! I'm happy! I'm being recognized for an author now! ^_^ Oh and what I make Trowa say in the second review chapter, I have NOTHING against Quatre… He's really my7 fave… Next 6 reviews:
Chapter 4: More answers and Duo and The Tape (request by Yukishin)
*Duo and Quatre are arguing over the tape*
Sailor Triforce: STOP YOU 2!! First question, Skyfire:
he he! but... (my dad taught me this too..)
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood! wooh!try saying that one fast.
ahem, now onto the question...
What are your favourite flavours of ice cream? ;)
Skyfire.
Duo: Chocolate! ^____^
Quatre: Mint chocolate chip? I guess…
Heero: Vanilla.
Trowa: Neapolitan.
Wufei: What kind of person asks that?! Anyway, since Triforce won't let us leave until this is done, strawberry.
Sailor Triforce: Hmmm, should have thought of that answer Skyfire! But, next question is to Chrissy Sky again! :
Hey, Guys!
*laughs nervously* Yeah, it's me again. First, my friend Chrystal wants to know what's really going on between Trowa and Quatre.
Chrystal: *evil grin*
My question is (to any of you) if you could kill anyone, who would it be? *suggestive glare toward Relena* AND how would you do it? *is gleeful*
Jake wants to know if you were on an deserted island and starving to death, whom would you eat first?
And, lastly, my Heero-muse (yep, I made a clone of Hee-chan) wants to know if he can borrow some explosives from the real Heero because my Duo-muse stole all of his. *sweat drops* I tried to tell him he couldn't ask for that, but he won't ask anything else. He's so stubborn.
~~Chrissy, Jake, Chrystal, and the clone. *we hand Triforce and the boys plushies*
Sailor Triforce: Plushies! *Hugs one* Anyway, answer the questions… Hehehe
Trowa: O.O (his hair is out of his face after reading this) NOTHING! *Sobs* Why does everyone insist on that?!?! Well, not after this—
Duo: *whispers to Triforce* If you want it PG, I suggest you turn the censor on…
Sailor Triforce: *nods weakly*
Trowa: *VERY mad* He's a son of a ***** who can't stop his ****ing crying for one ****ing moment! It's makes me so mad sometimes I want to kill the ****ing *******!!!!!
Quatre: *runs off crying silently*
Sailor Triforce: TROWA! YOU BAKA! I'LL KILL YOU! *Runs after him with some of his own throwing knives*
Quatre: *comes back holding a tissue to his eye* Sorry I couldn't hear you. I got a bunch of dust in my eyes…
Sailor Triforce & Trowa: *stops running* WHAT?!?! O.o;; ///.-;
Heero: *wipes some dust off his hand to the floor*. …gomen…
Quatre: *oblivious to what Trowa said (Trowa was mad, they're still friends)* Anyway, Trowa and me are just best friends despite any rumors. I am an Empath so I am more caring for my friends, which developed rumors.
Sailor Triforce: You two look good together though!
Trowa: SHUT UP!
Sailor Triforce: Answer the next part please?
Heero: I would kill Relena like I promised and do it by stabbing her and shooting her in the head. She wants me to kill her…
Wufei: Jake, most likely Duo so we wouldn't have to listen to him.
Quatre: How about you Wufei, hmm? How would you feel if we said you? Because maybe we don't want to hear you raving about honor and justice and 'Nataku' ? Maybe we'd kill you WITH YOUR OWN KATANA? How do you like you being the answer?
Wufei: How about the answer be you, you *coughgaycough* boy?
Sailor Triforce: *staring at the Arabian and sending a death glare at Wufei* Next part:
Heero: Heero-muse, NO!
Duo: *gives Heero-muse a bunch of explosives he stole from Wing ZERO* Here you go! ^_^
Sailor Triforce: *looks at the G-Boys sending death glares at each other* Hehe next question before someone gets killed… Person in the shadows:
Dear Gundam pilots,
Ive been very very depressed lately. Have any cares for depression. I know you all have been depressed how did you deal with it? I really need that advice.
Quatre: Self-hypnosis?
Sailor Triforce: You suggested that last time, Quatre… *sweatdrops*
Quatre: *shrugs*
Heero: Go insane, blow everything up. ^_^
Sailor Triforce: It's the REAL world, Heero. Can't do that.
Wufei: Meditation?
Sailor Triforce: I don't know anything but medication… *sweatdrops* It's annoying for that though… Meditation could be an answer, or you can draw or write…
Quatre: Drawing helps me sometimes! ^_^
Sailor Triforce: Actually I think you're a go-insane-blow-everything-in- sight-up person too Quatre, but Try one of these suggestions maybe(except Heero's)? Next is Shadow Fox:
Dear G-boys
If you had to chose a sport a racing sport what would it be for example Horse Racing, Dog, Car, Cycle, etc.?
From, Shadow Fox
Sailor Triforce: This was how I hoped the reviews would look like… oh well. Answer!
Trowa: Cycle…
Quatre: Horse! ^____^
Duo: CAR RACING!
Wufei: Track racing.
Heero: I agree with Wufei. Track.
Sailor Triforce: Next question and Quatre dear, if you take up that sport, FOR GOD'S SAKE WEAR A HELMET! Ummm, yeah the next question is from Yukishin:
Lol!! Way funny Sailor Triforce!!
I have a question ^^
Hey G-Boys
1. Heero don't you find it flattering having some girl stalking you and calling your name every five minutes?? *Nope? Thought not ;;*
2. Trowa and Wufei, can you just make a tiny happy chibi face, JUST ONCE??!! Pleez!!
3. Quatre, I know you've heard this one about a hundred times, so I'll ask anyways ^^ Why do you wear pink shirts?? ^^
4. Duo, show us the tape!! Show us the tape!!
Heero: Nope. Sorry.
Trowa: ///.^;;
Wufei: ^^;?
Quatre: I lived with 39 older sisters trying to dress me up as a girl and get me to wear pink.
Duo: *grins and takes a tape out* my pleasure! *Puts the tape in a V.C.R and presses play after turning the T.V. on*
Tape: *static* *'LOW BAT' flashes at the bottom*
Quatre: HA! DUO, YOU HAVE NO PROOF! NO BLACKMAILING OBJECTS! Umm, nevermind?
Wufei: O.O
Duo: I KNEW I should have recharged that tape recorder! Sorry Yukishin…
Sailor Triforce: I think you did but I unplugged it… ^^; Next question by Katherine:
Hiya!!!! *waves at Duo&Heero and smiles* um.......Heero where in da world do u keep ur gun if u wear spandex all da time?¿?¿?
Heero-y didnt u kill relena?¿?¿?can i do it for u?¿?
Heero-how come u looked like u were gonna barf in ep.26?¿?
Duo-y r u alwayz so happy even if ur nicknamed Shinigami?¿?
Wufei-Y do u call women weak onnas?¿?¿?f.y.i. i kno some gurlz who could kick ur sorry butt
Trowa-how come u let catherine throw knives at u?¿?
Quatre-how come u r so passionate?¿?
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Dou: can you spell any wor— OW! *Is hit by Sailor Triforce*
Sailor Triforce: You're NOT going to insult people…
Heero: A little invention called Spandex space… Yes you may kill Relena, I don't care. And… I don't know…
Duo: Because I've never seen a miracle but I've seen lots and lots of dead people!(taken from episode Zero) ^___^
Wufei: Only Nataku is strong… :P
Trowa: … It's my job?…
Quatre: I'm an Empath! ^______^
Sailor Triforce: When I get 6 more reviews is when the next chapter will come out! Thanks to everyone who reviewed!!!!! Check out my new fanfic and my old one please and R&R!
