Disclaimer:
I don't own these characters, yadayadayda…bladibladibla! They all belong to JKR (whom I greatly admire and envy!) :P
AN: Allrighty then my fellow writers and readers, let's get down to business!
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3 Bridges to Cross, Bridges to Burn
"So, you think you're all so smart hmm?" Snape's cold voice seemed to echo from off the walls.
Nobody spoke or moved. They knew they'd been caught red-handed this time, and no amount of pleading, begging or rebellious behavior would be able to save them.
"Oh, come, come, it's not as if I hadn't the slightest idea that you all held a slightly…shall we say…hostile stance wherever I was concerned. So! Let's see those reviews. I'm very much looking forward to reading them. The only thing that will make me even happier is the knowledge that you shall have 5000 more prepared for me by the end of this fortnight!" His laugh was short and derisive, and nothing could have possibly hidden the cruel loathing behind it.
"Well, I'll leave you all to it then!" With a turn of his body and a few quick strides, he disappeared from the room.
"Freaking Hell! That bloodsucking low life! I swear, I'll have his brains for breakfast, his liver for lunch and that venomous tongue for tea!" Ron's face was red with fury and his chest heaved up and down as he tried to control himself.
"Ron, calm down, can't you see, this is exactly what I was talking about. This is exactly what Professor Snape wants. He wants you to be worked up; he wants to make you so angry that you'll do something completely irrational! You can't fight fire with fire."
"Alright. I'm calm now. Ok, so what do we do now? Hmm? Just sit here and pretend that we're enjoying being tortured? Good one Hermione. I always knew that you would pull us through. By the way Hermione, just in case your splendid mind didn't catch on, I was being sarcastic!"
By now, Hermione and Ron were just about ready to start a row. However, Harry intervened before either of them could say anything.
"Oh don't worry Ron, we're going to do something about this. Don't think for a single minute that I'm going to sit through another mundane Muggle murder-mystery. We'll get our back on this believe me, and I do believe I may have just discovered how…"
They waited for quite a long time, but still, Harry was silent and had a reserved and thoughtful look upon his face.
"Well? Come on, it's no use telling us that you've got a plan if you're not going to tell us what it is!"
Ron was becoming more impatient by the minute, and despite Hermione's outward appearance of an unruffled manner, she also wanted revenge on Snape.
"Alright! I've got it. I tell you what we'll do. Well, since Snape says how he likes to read all our reviews, and how much he's looking forward to reading them, well, just so that he gets a taste of his own medicine, we'll write a review to one book, and basically make copies of it, just so he has to read 5000 reviews that are basically identical." Harry had a spark of light in his eyes.
AN: Tune in to the next installment of this exciting sequel. Please review! DITTO DITTO DITTO DITTO!
I don't own these characters, yadayadayda…bladibladibla! They all belong to JKR (whom I greatly admire and envy!) :P
AN: Allrighty then my fellow writers and readers, let's get down to business!
1
2
3 Bridges to Cross, Bridges to Burn
"So, you think you're all so smart hmm?" Snape's cold voice seemed to echo from off the walls.
Nobody spoke or moved. They knew they'd been caught red-handed this time, and no amount of pleading, begging or rebellious behavior would be able to save them.
"Oh, come, come, it's not as if I hadn't the slightest idea that you all held a slightly…shall we say…hostile stance wherever I was concerned. So! Let's see those reviews. I'm very much looking forward to reading them. The only thing that will make me even happier is the knowledge that you shall have 5000 more prepared for me by the end of this fortnight!" His laugh was short and derisive, and nothing could have possibly hidden the cruel loathing behind it.
"Well, I'll leave you all to it then!" With a turn of his body and a few quick strides, he disappeared from the room.
"Freaking Hell! That bloodsucking low life! I swear, I'll have his brains for breakfast, his liver for lunch and that venomous tongue for tea!" Ron's face was red with fury and his chest heaved up and down as he tried to control himself.
"Ron, calm down, can't you see, this is exactly what I was talking about. This is exactly what Professor Snape wants. He wants you to be worked up; he wants to make you so angry that you'll do something completely irrational! You can't fight fire with fire."
"Alright. I'm calm now. Ok, so what do we do now? Hmm? Just sit here and pretend that we're enjoying being tortured? Good one Hermione. I always knew that you would pull us through. By the way Hermione, just in case your splendid mind didn't catch on, I was being sarcastic!"
By now, Hermione and Ron were just about ready to start a row. However, Harry intervened before either of them could say anything.
"Oh don't worry Ron, we're going to do something about this. Don't think for a single minute that I'm going to sit through another mundane Muggle murder-mystery. We'll get our back on this believe me, and I do believe I may have just discovered how…"
They waited for quite a long time, but still, Harry was silent and had a reserved and thoughtful look upon his face.
"Well? Come on, it's no use telling us that you've got a plan if you're not going to tell us what it is!"
Ron was becoming more impatient by the minute, and despite Hermione's outward appearance of an unruffled manner, she also wanted revenge on Snape.
"Alright! I've got it. I tell you what we'll do. Well, since Snape says how he likes to read all our reviews, and how much he's looking forward to reading them, well, just so that he gets a taste of his own medicine, we'll write a review to one book, and basically make copies of it, just so he has to read 5000 reviews that are basically identical." Harry had a spark of light in his eyes.
AN: Tune in to the next installment of this exciting sequel. Please review! DITTO DITTO DITTO DITTO!
