Things that Star Trek characters would never say: Voyager
Disclaimer: Star Trek = Paramount. I really do like the characters here.
Janeway: Let's scan the system for Borg. If you find any, plot a course for them.
Chakotay: Janeway and Seven are stupid!
B'elanna: Tom's stupid!
Paris: B'elanna and Harry are stupid! And so is the Delta Flyer!
Kim: I second B'elanna's statement.
Seven: Chakotay's stupid! The Doctor's stupid!
Doc: Holograms are stupid!
Janeway: The whole crew's stupid, okay? Face it.
Neelix (over comm): Everyone please come down to the mess hall. People who eat felines are attacking me!
Everyone:
NEELIX THE CAT! THE WONDERFUL WONDERFUL CAT!
Neelix: Very funny… GAK!
Kes: Go cat-eaters! Go cat-eaters!
Janeway: Please turn off the comm? I'm getting sick.
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Tuvok: Logic can go down the toilet! Let's party!
Chakotay: Yes, let's! Everyone sing the Barney Song!
Everyone except Janeway:
I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME!
Janeway: Now I'm really sick.
Kes (over comm): The cat-eaters are after me now! Help help!
Neelix's remains: You weren't going to live very long, anyway…
Kes: Shut up, you're dead.
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Borg: Karaoke time!
IN THE TO-O-O-O-O-O-O-WN WHERE I WAS BO-O-O-O-O-O-RN…
Janeway: That karaoke stuff's getting old; it was used in the last chapter.
Borg:
THERE LIVED A MA-A-A-A-A-N WHO SAILD TO SE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-A!
Janeway: What did I just tell you?
Borg: Resistance is futile.
AND HE TO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-LD US OF HIS LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IFE…
Janeway: Warp 9. We're getting outta here.
(Voyager warps away from the Borg)
Janeway: You know what?
Everyone: What?
Janeway: Earth stinks. The crew is stupid. Tuvok's illogical. Let's just live in the Delta Quadrant forever.
Everyone: Yay!
Narrator: Next… Enterprise!
TBC with Enterprise
