Things that Star Trek characters would never say: Voyager

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Janeway: Let's scan the system for Borg. If you find any, plot a course for them.

Chakotay: Janeway and Seven are stupid!

B'elanna: Tom's stupid!

Paris: B'elanna and Harry are stupid! And so is the Delta Flyer!

Kim: I second B'elanna's statement.

Seven: Chakotay's stupid! The Doctor's stupid!

Doc: Holograms are stupid!

Janeway: The whole crew's stupid, okay? Face it.

Neelix (over comm): Everyone please come down to the mess hall. People who eat felines are attacking me!

Everyone:

            NEELIX THE CAT! THE WONDERFUL WONDERFUL CAT!

Neelix: Very funny… GAK!

Kes: Go cat-eaters! Go cat-eaters!

Janeway: Please turn off the comm? I'm getting sick.

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Tuvok: Logic can go down the toilet! Let's party!

Chakotay: Yes, let's! Everyone sing the Barney Song!

Everyone except Janeway:

            I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME!

Janeway: Now I'm really sick.

Kes (over comm): The cat-eaters are after me now! Help help!
Neelix's remains: You weren't going to live very long, anyway…

Kes: Shut up, you're dead.

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Borg: Karaoke time!

            IN THE TO-O-O-O-O-O-O-WN WHERE I WAS BO-O-O-O-O-O-RN…

Janeway: That karaoke stuff's getting old; it was used in the last chapter.

Borg:

            THERE LIVED A MA-A-A-A-A-N WHO SAILD TO SE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-A!

Janeway: What did I just tell you?

Borg: Resistance is futile.

            AND HE TO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-LD US OF HIS LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IFE…

Janeway: Warp 9. We're getting outta here.

(Voyager warps away from the Borg)

Janeway: You know what?

Everyone: What?

Janeway: Earth stinks. The crew is stupid. Tuvok's illogical. Let's just live in the Delta Quadrant forever.

Everyone: Yay!

Narrator: Next… Enterprise!

TBC with Enterprise