Invasion: Irk
The story you are about to read is false. The characters you se are all creations of either me or the great Jhonen Vasquez. I am Super Saiyan Bowser, and this is my VERY first Fanfic. Yes, the first. So bare with me.
Scene: Skool
Miss Bitters: Zim is absent yet again. Today we will spend this pitiful day making Get-Well cards. Dib?
(Dib looks up)
Dib: Yes Miss Bitters?
Miss Bitters: Since you live the closest, you have the "honor" of taking them to him.
Dib: But-
MB: Silence!! You will obey, or end up like Melvin.
(Cut to Melvin, twitching uncontrollably)
Melvin: Pain. Uncontrollable pain.
MB: You will get off the Spasmatic when the new playground arrives, Melvin.
(After School)
Dib: I can't believe this. Why do I always end up doing tasks for the enemy?
(Dib arrives at Zim's house and knocks on the door.)
Zim: Oh. Hi Dib.
Dib:(without feeling)We had to make these in class for you, so here.
(Dib forces the stack of cards into Zim's hand)
Zim: Oh thanks. If you see Miss Bitters, tell her I won't be in Skool tomorrow either.
Dib: Oookaayy. Well bye. I...Guess.
(Dib leaves. Cut to a close-up on Zim)
Zim: If only they told me sooner.
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What's up with Zim? What did he mean, "tell me sooner"? Find out in Chapter 2!!! (Booming voice) Trip to Irk!!!
The story you are about to read is false. The characters you se are all creations of either me or the great Jhonen Vasquez. I am Super Saiyan Bowser, and this is my VERY first Fanfic. Yes, the first. So bare with me.
Scene: Skool
Miss Bitters: Zim is absent yet again. Today we will spend this pitiful day making Get-Well cards. Dib?
(Dib looks up)
Dib: Yes Miss Bitters?
Miss Bitters: Since you live the closest, you have the "honor" of taking them to him.
Dib: But-
MB: Silence!! You will obey, or end up like Melvin.
(Cut to Melvin, twitching uncontrollably)
Melvin: Pain. Uncontrollable pain.
MB: You will get off the Spasmatic when the new playground arrives, Melvin.
(After School)
Dib: I can't believe this. Why do I always end up doing tasks for the enemy?
(Dib arrives at Zim's house and knocks on the door.)
Zim: Oh. Hi Dib.
Dib:(without feeling)We had to make these in class for you, so here.
(Dib forces the stack of cards into Zim's hand)
Zim: Oh thanks. If you see Miss Bitters, tell her I won't be in Skool tomorrow either.
Dib: Oookaayy. Well bye. I...Guess.
(Dib leaves. Cut to a close-up on Zim)
Zim: If only they told me sooner.
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What's up with Zim? What did he mean, "tell me sooner"? Find out in Chapter 2!!! (Booming voice) Trip to Irk!!!
