Invasion: Irk

The story you are about to read is false. The characters you se are all creations of either me or the great Jhonen Vasquez. I am Super Saiyan Bowser, and this is my VERY first Fanfic. Yes, the first. So bare with me.

Scene: Skool

Miss Bitters: Zim is absent yet again. Today we will spend this pitiful day making Get-Well cards. Dib?

(Dib looks up)

Dib: Yes Miss Bitters?

Miss Bitters: Since you live the closest, you have the "honor" of taking them to him.

Dib: But-

MB: Silence!! You will obey, or end up like Melvin.

(Cut to Melvin, twitching uncontrollably)

Melvin: Pain. Uncontrollable pain.

MB: You will get off the Spasmatic when the new playground arrives, Melvin.

(After School)

Dib: I can't believe this. Why do I always end up doing tasks for the enemy?

(Dib arrives at Zim's house and knocks on the door.)

Zim: Oh. Hi Dib.

Dib:(without feeling)We had to make these in class for you, so here.

(Dib forces the stack of cards into Zim's hand)

Zim: Oh thanks. If you see Miss Bitters, tell her I won't be in Skool tomorrow either.

Dib: Oookaayy. Well bye. I...Guess.

(Dib leaves. Cut to a close-up on Zim)

Zim: If only they told me sooner.

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What's up with Zim? What did he mean, "tell me sooner"? Find out in Chapter 2!!! (Booming voice) Trip to Irk!!!