Part II

Bonus Features

Behind the Scenes

[The behind the scenes begin to play, but THE ROCK suddenly appears, his eye brow arced.]

THE ROCK:  Hello. I am The Rock, WWF's favorite, most glamorous star! I am here to tell you about my new film, in which I play a larger than life character, much like myself, "The Rock." Here is a first peek at The Scorpion King…

[The entire MUMMY RETURNS cast storms in, angrily. THE ROCK turns and looks at them, eyebrow still arced.]

RACHEL WEISZ:  Just how many times are you going to introduce that damn movie of yours!? I swear, there is more footage of you and your movie on this DVD than there are of the rest of us! You're taking up all the space you oaf!

THE ROCK:  But I am the Rock, WWF's most heard of star! I am larger than life itself! I am-

FREDDIE BOATH:  Conceited!

[THE ROCK's mouth falls open, his eyebrow remaining in a perfect arc somehow.]

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  What is up with your eyebrow, Man!?

[THE ROCK looks at him, the eyebrow never lowering.]

THE ROCK:  What do you mean? It is the trademark of The Rock!

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  It's not natural!

[ARNOLD VOSLOO steps closer to him and looks at it, trying to figure it all out.]

BRENDAN FRASER:  The Rock? Third person references now? I'd say someone loves himself!

THE ROCK:  Hey! You don't wanna smell what The Rock is cooking!

BRENDAN FRASER:  Not particularly! But I would like to get some of myself onto the movie of the DVD that I am a star of!

[ARNOLD VOSLOO still looks at the eyebrow questioningly and then stands back shocked, pointing at it in horror.]

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  It's painted on!

[Everyone gasps and steps closer to have a look.]

PATRICIA VELASQUEZ:  With my eyeliner!

[THE ROCK cocks his head to the side and looks at the camera with his infamous eyebrow.]

THE ROCK:  We will view the clip of my new film at a later time!

[ODED FEHR and JOHN HANNAH step up to the camera and look into it as commotion is heard from behind, shouting and yelling, even crashes.]

ODED FEHR:  We apologize for the future technical difficulties that you will be receiving!

JOHN HANNAH:  But in the meantime, please watch The Mummy Returns….starring John Hannah and Oded Fehr!

[There is silence suddenly and JOHN HANNAH and ODED FEHR turn around. Everyone is now staring at them angrily.]

ODED FEHR and JOHN HANNAH:  Uh oh!

[The cast gives chase, including THE ROCK!]

JOHN HANNAH:  Wait! I was only joking!

[Camera cuts as the cast chases after the two of them, screaming.]

~Author's Note: More to come if you guys like this at all.