Bonus Features
Behind the Scenes
[The behind the scenes begin to play, but THE ROCK suddenly appears, his eye brow arced.]
THE ROCK: Hello. I am The Rock, WWF's favorite, most glamorous star! I am here to tell you about my new film, in which I play a larger than life character, much like myself, "The Rock." Here is a first peek at The Scorpion King…
[The entire MUMMY RETURNS cast storms in, angrily. THE ROCK turns and looks at them, eyebrow still arced.]
RACHEL WEISZ: Just how many times are you going to introduce that damn movie of yours!? I swear, there is more footage of you and your movie on this DVD than there are of the rest of us! You're taking up all the space you oaf!
THE ROCK: But I am the Rock, WWF's most heard of star! I am larger than life itself! I am-
FREDDIE BOATH: Conceited!
[THE ROCK's mouth falls open, his eyebrow remaining in a perfect arc somehow.]
ARNOLD VOSLOO: What is up with your eyebrow, Man!?
[THE ROCK looks at him, the eyebrow never lowering.]
THE ROCK: What do you mean? It is the trademark of The Rock!
ARNOLD VOSLOO: It's not natural!
[ARNOLD VOSLOO steps closer to him and looks at it, trying to figure it all out.]
BRENDAN FRASER: The Rock? Third person references now? I'd say someone loves himself!
THE ROCK: Hey! You don't wanna smell what The Rock is cooking!
BRENDAN FRASER: Not particularly! But I would like to get some of myself onto the movie of the DVD that I am a star of!
[ARNOLD VOSLOO still looks at the eyebrow questioningly and then stands back shocked, pointing at it in horror.]
ARNOLD VOSLOO: It's painted on!
[Everyone gasps and steps closer to have a look.]
PATRICIA VELASQUEZ: With my eyeliner!
[THE ROCK cocks his head to the side and looks at the camera with his infamous eyebrow.]
THE ROCK: We will view the clip of my new film at a later time!
[ODED FEHR and JOHN HANNAH step up to the camera and look into it as commotion is heard from behind, shouting and yelling, even crashes.]
ODED FEHR: We apologize for the future technical difficulties that you will be receiving!
JOHN HANNAH: But in the meantime, please watch The Mummy Returns….starring John Hannah and Oded Fehr!
[There is silence suddenly and JOHN HANNAH and ODED FEHR turn around. Everyone is now staring at them angrily.]
ODED FEHR and JOHN HANNAH: Uh oh!
[The cast gives chase, including THE ROCK!]
JOHN HANNAH: Wait! I was only joking!
[Camera cuts as the cast chases after the two of them, screaming.]
~Author's Note: More to come if you guys like this at all.
