Author's Note: Wow! I am so happy (and surprised) that this thing did so well! Who would have thought that lots of Pepsi, sleep deprivation, and boredom would have led to such a thing? Certainly not me! Thank you all of you who read this monstrosity! I finally, with the help of some friends, thought up the next part for this parody since I went brain dead for a while. Hehe So I dedicate this chapter to Elyse and Niki for helping me get my inspiration back, and I am currently sleep deprived again, so who knows where this will end up!? MWAHAHAHAHAHA! And as requested by Marcher, I have added Stephen Sommers into the game! Enjoy!

Part III

Bonus Features

Behind the Scenes II

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  Lights, camera…action!

[The diggers at Hamunaptra work endlessly to find where IMHOTEP has been buried beneath the sands, they go on for what seems like forever, waiting to find their purpose beneath these sands. Unfortunately, nothing happens…]

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  CUT! CUT!

[STEPHEN throws his hands in the air in frustration.]

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  What is going on? Where are my scarabs!? They were suppose to start making a small mountain of sand about two minutes ago!

VOICE:  Psst…

[ARNOLD VOSLOO steps up to him from the shadows, putting a hand to cover his mouth as he whispers to STEPHEN.]

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  Uh, Steve, can I talk to you?

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  [Looks at him curiously]  Yeah…What is it?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  Well you see, it's the scarabs…

STEPEHEN SOMMERS:  What about them?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  Well…they've gone on strike…

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  THEY'VE WHAT!?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  They won't work until their demands have been met…

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  "DEMANDS!?" I don't believe this! They're bugs!

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  Shh! Don't say that out loud!

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  And why not?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  They may hear you! To them…they are people…

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  Arnold…have you been eating the Moroccan food again?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  No! I'm just telling you! Don't mess with them! They've already captured Rachel!

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  They've what!? Now that's just ridiculous!

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  I'm only telling you what I was told!

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  What you were "told?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  Yes, they picked me to negotiate. Apparently they believe that I am actually an all-powerful mummy and can win their case for them!

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  Oh I don't believe this! Alright! What exactly are their "demands?"

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  Well, first of all, they want higher pay.

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  Higher pay!?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  Yeah…

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  And may I know why they wish for higher pay?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  They believe that you favor you scorpions a little too much.

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  THEY'RE…BUGS and this centers around "The Scorpion King!"

[Scurrying and chittering is heard from behind and ARNOLD turns around, motioning for the scarabs to be quiet, then looks back to STEPHEN.]

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  Now you've done it!

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  Done what!?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  They've taken Freddie!

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  WHAT!?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  Yes…See?

[ARNOLD points over to the top of the sand dune where RACHEL and FREDDIE are bound and gagged, being circled by a swarm of chittering scarab beetles.]

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  Oh my God! They did this!?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  Yes…well, I sorta helped with Freddie, he had bug spray…

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  You helped them?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  That is not the issue here! We are here to discuss the scarabs!

[STEPHEN rolls his eyes.]

STEPHEN SOMMERS:  So all they want is higher pay?

ARNOLD VOSLOO:  Yes, and a sacrifice.

[By this time, STEPHEN had thrown down his script and walked off muttering to himself in defeat.]

[Camera cuts as ARNOLD turns around to give the scarabs a triumphant thumbs up.]