Okies, since a reviewer said she couldn't wait to hear about Duo and Wufei,
I will do those two next! I was wondering which one to do now, arigatou
JellyJarFrutie! And also a big thank you to Little Demon! *Mmmwah* ^_^
What If...
Duo Maxwell
Duo is sitting in his room, still laughing hysterically over a prank he had played on his brother. The thirteen year old baseball player hadn't been too happy when Duo came running out on the field with a pair of the boy's dirty briefs. It hadn't helped matters much when Duo added a little tirade over his brother supposedly leaving a black, lacy thong on the coffee table. Dana, already teased about his two-way name, was thoroughly pissed off, and nearly got thrown out of the ballpark for foul language. Duo, of course, found this very amusing, and ran back home.
"Duo? Eats on the coffee table," his dad yells from the living room.
Duo is downstairs before anyone can blink an eye, and is ready for dessert while everyone else is still taking their first few bites. He grins at Dana, who is sulking and eating sloppily.
"So, Dana...how'd the game go?" A simple question is asked by Dad.
"........grrr....."
Duo's eyes light up excitedly. "Can I tell him, Dana????"
"....grrrrrrr..."
"OK! Anyway, so it was the bottom of the 9th....Dana here was pitching, full count. This was the big one...... Then, I realize my little bro had forgot his lil tighty-whities. Now I'm not one to let a guy suffer the torment of itchy baseball pants without his underwear....So I was nice and delivered them to him! I forgot to call timeout though...so Dana got a little bit mad." He looks at Dana and grins. "Sorry lil bro!" Turning back to Dad now, "So the game went pretty good."
Then, a tired-looking lady walks in, her arms full of bags. Dropping them all on the coffee table, (which is, by the way, devoid of any black, lacy thongs that were rumored to reside there..) she grins brightly and flops down on the couch, throwing an arm around Dana.
"Hey buddy, how's the game today??"
"....................grrrrrr....."
Mom looks at Duo, one eyebrow raised inquisitively. "Duo, what did you do?"
Duo flashes Mom a cherubic smile, and says, "Nothing, Mom!"
"Duo........" Mom narrows her eyes slightly. "Are you sure?"
For the first time since the ballgame, Dana speaks up. "Omae no korosu, Duo."
Looking at Dana in disbelief, Duo asks, "Have you been talking to Heero????"
Dana nods and proceeds to give a somewhat less frightening version of the trademark Death Glare. Duo stares at Dana for a few moments, and then bursts out laughing. Mom and Dad soon join in, they know Heero as well.
"Oops, be right back, I got mail!" Duo jumps up from the couch and skips upstairs to his room. Swinging the chair backwards and straddling it, he clicks around for no apparent reason before going to his mailbox.
"Hmmmmm.....Heero's been caught because of his sister? Hahahaha, and he calls *me* a baka!! Well I guess the others will be getting this mail too. Looks like we've got a mission! Haha!"
Duo glances at the clock, sees the time, decides he wants to sleep, and jumps onto the bed, all in two seconds. Flipping off the light, he falls asleep quickly and dreams about.........who knows what.
What If...
Duo Maxwell
Duo is sitting in his room, still laughing hysterically over a prank he had played on his brother. The thirteen year old baseball player hadn't been too happy when Duo came running out on the field with a pair of the boy's dirty briefs. It hadn't helped matters much when Duo added a little tirade over his brother supposedly leaving a black, lacy thong on the coffee table. Dana, already teased about his two-way name, was thoroughly pissed off, and nearly got thrown out of the ballpark for foul language. Duo, of course, found this very amusing, and ran back home.
"Duo? Eats on the coffee table," his dad yells from the living room.
Duo is downstairs before anyone can blink an eye, and is ready for dessert while everyone else is still taking their first few bites. He grins at Dana, who is sulking and eating sloppily.
"So, Dana...how'd the game go?" A simple question is asked by Dad.
"........grrr....."
Duo's eyes light up excitedly. "Can I tell him, Dana????"
"....grrrrrrr..."
"OK! Anyway, so it was the bottom of the 9th....Dana here was pitching, full count. This was the big one...... Then, I realize my little bro had forgot his lil tighty-whities. Now I'm not one to let a guy suffer the torment of itchy baseball pants without his underwear....So I was nice and delivered them to him! I forgot to call timeout though...so Dana got a little bit mad." He looks at Dana and grins. "Sorry lil bro!" Turning back to Dad now, "So the game went pretty good."
Then, a tired-looking lady walks in, her arms full of bags. Dropping them all on the coffee table, (which is, by the way, devoid of any black, lacy thongs that were rumored to reside there..) she grins brightly and flops down on the couch, throwing an arm around Dana.
"Hey buddy, how's the game today??"
"....................grrrrrr....."
Mom looks at Duo, one eyebrow raised inquisitively. "Duo, what did you do?"
Duo flashes Mom a cherubic smile, and says, "Nothing, Mom!"
"Duo........" Mom narrows her eyes slightly. "Are you sure?"
For the first time since the ballgame, Dana speaks up. "Omae no korosu, Duo."
Looking at Dana in disbelief, Duo asks, "Have you been talking to Heero????"
Dana nods and proceeds to give a somewhat less frightening version of the trademark Death Glare. Duo stares at Dana for a few moments, and then bursts out laughing. Mom and Dad soon join in, they know Heero as well.
"Oops, be right back, I got mail!" Duo jumps up from the couch and skips upstairs to his room. Swinging the chair backwards and straddling it, he clicks around for no apparent reason before going to his mailbox.
"Hmmmmm.....Heero's been caught because of his sister? Hahahaha, and he calls *me* a baka!! Well I guess the others will be getting this mail too. Looks like we've got a mission! Haha!"
Duo glances at the clock, sees the time, decides he wants to sleep, and jumps onto the bed, all in two seconds. Flipping off the light, he falls asleep quickly and dreams about.........who knows what.
