Author's Note: Hi! I finally added more. I put in Rachel, Brendan, and Freddie a lot more in this one. Hope you like it! Oh and more of the deleted scenes are to come. I have some ideas! Enjoy hopefully!~ Jen
Part V
Bonus FeaturesBehind the Scenes IV:
[The camera opens on RACHEL WEISZ, FREDDIE BOATH, and ARNOLD VOSLOO…]
RACHEL WEISZ and FREDDIE BOATH: [Mumbling.] Traitor…
ARNOLD VOSLOO: What?
RACHEL WEISZ: You heard us!
FREDDIE BOATH: Yeah! Traitor!
ARNOLD VOSLOO: [Smirks and gives them a look, then looks away.] Hostages should only speak when spoken too…
[RACHEL rolls her eyes, still tied up with FREDDIE.]
RACHEL WEISZ: You know, you CAN release us now! The "negotiations" are finished!
ARNOLD VOSLOO: [Arms folded over chest and standing facing away from RACHEL and FREDDIE.] No…I CAN'T…
RACHEL WEISZ: Arnold…The dispute has ended…The war has waged; the battle has been won. They insects have gotten what they asked for… Now…I demand that you release us!!!
ARNOLD VOSLOO: [Glances over his shoulder at her.] I thought I said that hostages should not speak? And anyway, I cannot release you until I have been instructed…
RACHEL WEISZ: Instructed!? Arnold, they're BUGS! They cannot possibly give you any orders! And I swear, that if you do not release us, that I shall scream so loud about the traitor that you are that you will-
FREDDIE BOATH: Rachel, will you shush already! This isn't going to help us! Can't you see that-
RACHEL WEISZ: Freddie, I can handle this! Someone's got to talk some sense into this man! He's gone completely mad!
[ARNOLD just gives her a look.]
RACHEL WEISZ: Well you have! This is absolutely the worst thing that has ever happened to me! It's even worse than the time I was chained to that damn altar with the rat!
ARNOLD VOSLOO: Rachel-
RACHEL WEISZ: I can't believe this! I am being held hostage by a man, in a loincloth, who by chance, is taking orders from picketing BUGS, who apparently only HE can hear, and thereby is "negotiating" for higher pay!! Does anyone else see the lack of sanity to all this? Or am I the ONLY SANE one still left here on this entire Earth!?
FREDDIE BOATH: [Disturbed.] …………
ARNOLD VOSLOO: Rachel, would you please calm down? I don't want to have to gag you again!
FREDDIE BOATH: [Laughs.] Probably because she bit ya!
ARNOLD VOSLOO: [Looks at him.] Let's not relive that moment, shall we? And need I remind you that I do have another gag…
FREDDIE BOATH: [Laughs.] Like what? Your loincloth!?
[RACHEL giggles, while ARNOLD turns bright red with his mouth agape at FREDDIE, who just laughs harder.]
RACHEL WEISZ: He's got a point there, Arnold! I must say, that it is just the right the size! Might as well use it as a napkin!
ARNOLD VOSLOO: [Turns even redder.] You leave my postage stamp sized "napkin" out of this!
FREDDIE BOATH: Or what?
ARNOLD VOSLOO: Do you wish for everyone to know about your teddy bear, or nickname?
[FREDDIE gasps.]
FREDDIE BOATH: You wouldn't!
ARNOLD VOSLOO: Watch me!
[Rachel keeps laughing, falling over.]
[FREDDIE and ARNOLD just stare at her and laugh as she struggles to get back up, but to know avail because of the ropes.]
RACHEL WEISZ: [Does her famous growl.] Oooooh! Well don't just stand there! Help me!
[She kicks her legs and wriggles about.]
ARNOLD VOSLOO: [Laughing hysterically.] No, no, I think that I'd like to watch this!
FREDDIE BOATH: [Laughing harder.] Someone's got to get this on tape!
[BRENDAN FRASER walks up, looking down at RACHEL and FREDDIE with a confused and very amused look.]
BRENDAN FRASER: Having some trouble, are we, Rachel?
RACHEL WEISZ: [Stops her struggles and looks up at him.] Yes, you might say that!
ARNOLD VOSLOO: [Laughing.] I would definitely say that!
BRENDAN FRASER: So what exactly is the deal here? I mean, what's going on? I walked off set for like five seconds and now suddenly everyone's bound and gagged, the shrubbery is missing from my trailer from my wife, and Stephen is ranting something about where he can get a duck?
[FREDDIE and ARNOLD snicker.]
FREDDIE BOATH: Well-
[RACHEL cuts him off.]
RACHEL WEISZ: A shrubbery! A shrubbery!? Is THAT all that concerns you at this time! LOOK AT US!
BRENDAN FRASER: [Concealing a smile and fighting back the urge to laugh.] Alright…I am…, but this will explain???
[ARNOLD VOSLOO bites his lip to keep from laughing.]
RACHEL WEISZ: [Outraged.] Brendan Fraser! Freddie and I are being held prisoner here against our will and all because of some "apparent" orders from some scarab beetles, who attacked us, tied us up, WITH THAT MAN'S HELP! [Points at ARNOLD with her legs.] Then marched about in some sort of insectile protest, only bringing about utter humiliation, and you have the audacity to ask me how THIS explains anything!?
BRENDAN FRASER: [Forces down his laugh.] Oh, well in that case!
[BRENDAN reaches down and unties FREDDIE. Then stands up.]
FREDDIE BOATH: Gee, thanks!
[FREDDIE runs off.]
FREDDIE BOATH: Hey, John! I escaped!
RACHEL WEISZ: Hey! Hey! What about me!? Freddie Boath you get back here! This isn't fair! John! John are you over there!? HELP ME!!!
[RACHEL looks back to BRENDAN and ARNOLD in defeat.]
RACHEL WEISZ: [Smiles and puts on the charm.] Oh, come on now! You two have to let me go! Brendan, help me, please? Look at me! I'm your incredibly beautiful, charming co-star! You can't leave me like this! I'm your best friend! We've been through so much together!
BRENDAN FRASER: Do you hear Stephen calling me?
ARNOLD VOSLOO: [Pretends to listen and then looks back at BRENDAN.] I do believe so…
RACHEL WEISZ: W-what!? I don't hear any-
BRENDAN FRASER: Well I shouldn't keep the director waiting!
RACHEL WEISZ: W- HEY!
[BRENDAN turns and walks off, laughing to himself.]
RACHEL: [Turns back to ARNOLD as he's her only hope.] Arnold…You know I have always found you…a rather handsome man…
ARNOLD VOSLOO: [Looks at her, trying not to laugh.] Uh huh…Flattery will get you nowhere, My Dear!
RACHEL WEISZ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!! That's it! I want a new contract!
[Camera cuts.]
Author's Note: I hope this was alright. I tried, but I don't think it's AS good, but I was in a silly mood again and decided to do it! Please R&R!~ Jen
