1 Chicken
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters portrayed in this story. I only own the story itself.
Note: Well, I decided to just turn this little story into a small archive of chapters where an unexpected foe kills Link. I must admit that this wasn't totally original. Someone who kindly reviewed this story gave me the idea.
Another peaceful day finds Link wandering through the land, looking for something to do. For once in his life, he isn't trying to find a monster, solve a puzzle, discover an ancient artifact, or anything else. He's just totally bored. Suddenly, like a tidal wave of rage, Link finds himself wanting to just hack away at something. True, our hero spends most of his time killing things, so when he isn't doing it, he becomes ill. His addiction to killing has just been halted with his not killing, and he's suffering from a relapse.
So, like a madman, Link draws his sword and starts to chop trees, bushes, and anything else that could look like an enemy. While his maiming of inanimate objects lulls his need a bit, he needs more. What Link needs, he soon finds out, is something living to kill. So, keeping his sword out, he starts to run like never before, looking for anything to kill. Soon, he comes to a house. This house has a lone creature in front of it. The thing is covered with feathers, its head snubbing to a beak, and its feet made of skinny bone, covered with flesh with claws at the end. It is solid white, and Link knows this animal well.
"Here, chicken, chicken, chicken." Link calls to the bird, soothingly. But, to Link's utter disbelief and horror, the chicken turns to him.
"I ain't a damn cat! Don't use a kitty call on me!" With a flip of its tail, the chicken turns about-face and walks in the opposite direction of Link.
"How dare that insolent bird mock me?" Link says under his breath. Then, with a ferocious cry, Link poises his sword and dashes for the bird. As if it didn't care, the chicken just stood there. Stood there, while Link used every bit of power he could muster to chop at the bird repeatedly. To Link's horror, the bird didn't even flinch. Instead, the thing just emitted a flashing glow, whenever struck. Fifty times, Link hit the bird, fifty times the bird flashed, and on the fifty-first time, the bird had had enough. Leaping into the air, the chicken began to coo. As if like being summoned to a feeding, a sea of chickens swarmed to the original bird's aid, and surrounded it.
"More? More! More, more, more!!" Link was ecstatic with excitement, as he saw all of the chickens as things to kill. Without a care, Link began to dance around, praising the heavens for such a blessing. But praise was not to be. With a maneuver quicker than anything Link had ever seen, the chickens all dashed at him. Like a giant razor, every razor-sharp claw of every ferocious chicken struck Link. Link suddenly crumpled to the ground with pain, and the chickens didn't let up. Flying high now, the chickens did mad dashes at him. They would swoop, one-at-a-time, to peck, stab, or slash at Link.
Link a cowering baby; Link remained on the ground, wishing for a fast death. But it was not to be. Birds poured out of the sky like water from a pitcher, and each one did more damage to Link. Birds would swoop down, tearing small pieces of flesh from Link's back; they would spit it out though, because of the blood and fabric mingled into it. An especially large bird, rammed Link from the side, flipping him to his back, and making him look upward at the death looming overhead. Now, birds were at free reign to his face, pecking out his skin from his forehead, and lips. One managed to get his nose, and tore it from the very bone on his head.
Not even his eyes were safe. The pecking of the birds managed to get an eye from Link, the force of the tear pulling Link from the ground by way of his string of nerve behind his eye. It finally broke though, and Link was on the ground again. Agony was never so vivid to Link now. His addiction to killing, in the end, got him killed.
Post Note: Very short, and I didn't like the ending. But I didn't have much to say, due to some personal problems around here. But my dedicated ass is still writing. Next chapter will be very unexpected indeed, and I can only say to Link, Princess Zelda doesn't like you as much as you think. Keep it real, ya'll!
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters portrayed in this story. I only own the story itself.
Note: Well, I decided to just turn this little story into a small archive of chapters where an unexpected foe kills Link. I must admit that this wasn't totally original. Someone who kindly reviewed this story gave me the idea.
Another peaceful day finds Link wandering through the land, looking for something to do. For once in his life, he isn't trying to find a monster, solve a puzzle, discover an ancient artifact, or anything else. He's just totally bored. Suddenly, like a tidal wave of rage, Link finds himself wanting to just hack away at something. True, our hero spends most of his time killing things, so when he isn't doing it, he becomes ill. His addiction to killing has just been halted with his not killing, and he's suffering from a relapse.
So, like a madman, Link draws his sword and starts to chop trees, bushes, and anything else that could look like an enemy. While his maiming of inanimate objects lulls his need a bit, he needs more. What Link needs, he soon finds out, is something living to kill. So, keeping his sword out, he starts to run like never before, looking for anything to kill. Soon, he comes to a house. This house has a lone creature in front of it. The thing is covered with feathers, its head snubbing to a beak, and its feet made of skinny bone, covered with flesh with claws at the end. It is solid white, and Link knows this animal well.
"Here, chicken, chicken, chicken." Link calls to the bird, soothingly. But, to Link's utter disbelief and horror, the chicken turns to him.
"I ain't a damn cat! Don't use a kitty call on me!" With a flip of its tail, the chicken turns about-face and walks in the opposite direction of Link.
"How dare that insolent bird mock me?" Link says under his breath. Then, with a ferocious cry, Link poises his sword and dashes for the bird. As if it didn't care, the chicken just stood there. Stood there, while Link used every bit of power he could muster to chop at the bird repeatedly. To Link's horror, the bird didn't even flinch. Instead, the thing just emitted a flashing glow, whenever struck. Fifty times, Link hit the bird, fifty times the bird flashed, and on the fifty-first time, the bird had had enough. Leaping into the air, the chicken began to coo. As if like being summoned to a feeding, a sea of chickens swarmed to the original bird's aid, and surrounded it.
"More? More! More, more, more!!" Link was ecstatic with excitement, as he saw all of the chickens as things to kill. Without a care, Link began to dance around, praising the heavens for such a blessing. But praise was not to be. With a maneuver quicker than anything Link had ever seen, the chickens all dashed at him. Like a giant razor, every razor-sharp claw of every ferocious chicken struck Link. Link suddenly crumpled to the ground with pain, and the chickens didn't let up. Flying high now, the chickens did mad dashes at him. They would swoop, one-at-a-time, to peck, stab, or slash at Link.
Link a cowering baby; Link remained on the ground, wishing for a fast death. But it was not to be. Birds poured out of the sky like water from a pitcher, and each one did more damage to Link. Birds would swoop down, tearing small pieces of flesh from Link's back; they would spit it out though, because of the blood and fabric mingled into it. An especially large bird, rammed Link from the side, flipping him to his back, and making him look upward at the death looming overhead. Now, birds were at free reign to his face, pecking out his skin from his forehead, and lips. One managed to get his nose, and tore it from the very bone on his head.
Not even his eyes were safe. The pecking of the birds managed to get an eye from Link, the force of the tear pulling Link from the ground by way of his string of nerve behind his eye. It finally broke though, and Link was on the ground again. Agony was never so vivid to Link now. His addiction to killing, in the end, got him killed.
Post Note: Very short, and I didn't like the ending. But I didn't have much to say, due to some personal problems around here. But my dedicated ass is still writing. Next chapter will be very unexpected indeed, and I can only say to Link, Princess Zelda doesn't like you as much as you think. Keep it real, ya'll!
