"If I Owned the World Wrestling Federation"

Part II

Disclaimer: I still don't own 'em, and for that, they give many thanks. I'd still give all I had to own Mark Callaway/The Undertaker for a night..hehe.



Alright, here's the second part in my "If I Owned" series. I think I'd like to get started tonight by explaining why it is I don't like the other superstars that much. For instance, when I hear the Rock's music start, my ass begins to twitch!

Don't like him for a number of reasons. First off, I don't like his attitude. I'm sure there are millions (and millions shudder) of adolescent girls out there who just go nuts when someone mentions his name. He just gets under my skin, I dunno why. I think it's that damned eyebrow. Every time he raises it, I wish I had a razor to cut it off! The biggest reason I don't like Cocky Rocky is the fact that he's so back and forth. One month he's kissing the fans asses. The next month, it's all about the corporate ass he can kiss. That's my opinion. Can't help, won't try.

Moving on to Stone Cold. Once again, it all comes down to the attitude. If I hear him say "what?" one more time, I will scream so loudly, it's likely you will hear it wherever you live! I don't like his condescending ways. When his storyline dictated he would join the Alliance that did it for me. I don't like wrestlers who are so wishy-washy.

The Phenom has had many different storylines, but it's always been about the WWF. Even when he had the whole Ministry thing going, it was still all about the WWF. You don't see Undertaker running from one faction to another, do you? I didn't think so.

I could go through the entire list of superstars, but that would take too long. I think what I'm trying to say here is basically this. Undertaker has been the WWF for so long! He deserves to be treated well. He just celebrated his 40th birthday March 24, so I know he doesn't have long left in the squared circle.

How many people can argue the fact that he's one of the most awesome performers past or present? How many people can say that when they think of the WWF, they don't automatically think of The Undertaker? I'm sure there aren't many.

Anyway, I think if I owned the Federation, I'd probably have Stone Cold and The Rock know what it's like to be booed and disrespected by the fans. That'd give people an idea of what it's like to be The Undertaker. Am I making any sense here? Is anyone following me at all? Please tell me if you think I'm right at all here.

I'm going to end this for tonight. It's Saturday night, one week and one day from "Judgement Day". We shall see what The Undertaker's fate shall be, huh? Oh yes, tell me something. How people were completely pissed off at the end of last week's "Raw" when 'Taker's bike was mutilated?? My God, I was ready to hunt down and kill Hogan for that one!

At any rate, long live the Deadman! (I love the irony behind that!)