"If I Owned the World Wrestling Federation"

Discussion 5

Disclaimer: Uh, I don't own anything. Wouldn't mind owning Mark for the night..hehe.

Alright, we are less than a week away from "Judgment Day" and I have to tell you that I'm pretty excited. This will be the first time The Undertaker has gotten a title shot in a very long while. Way too long, if you ask me.

I'm still laughing over the outcome of "Raw" last night. Watching 'Taker drag Hogan around by his own bike was hilarious! My grandma, who loves Flair by the way, was livid. She thinks that 'Taker really hurt Hogan badly. It wouldn't be good if Terry did suffer injuries, but I think it was a classic case of justice being served. Winning the title will just be the icing on the cake.

I read the new WWF Magazine, and boy did it suck! There was hardly any mention of 'Taker's huge victory over Flair at Wrestlemania. A few pictures and a tiny blurb was all the Deadman got for his effort. There was a fairly decent pinup of 'Taker in there, promoting the PPV. It was kind of neat, had some nooses hanging from the gallows and the 'Taker glaring.

On a side note, I watched Wrestlemania 14 today. Hadn't seen it in awhile, so I wanted to catch myself up. That was the Hell in the Cell match he had with Boss Man. Of course, the Ministry of Darkness was in full swing at that time. I loved The Undertaker back in those days. His long hair, black outfit, and those eyes! Good Lord!

In that match, he beat Boss Man with the Tombstone Piledriver and the Brood came down. Edge, Christian, and Gangrel broke into the cage and lowered a noose. 'Taker put the noose around Boss Man's neck and Paul Bearer raised the Cell. It was pretty amazing to see the Boss Man being hung. As he started turning purple, the lights lowered and the Undertaker just stared up at him, turning him around so that he could see the damage. My buddy Sam and I just looked at each other with wide eyes. There was no way that wasn't real. Boss Man's entire body weight was on his neck. shudders It was something else.

At any rate, I'm just getting geared up for the PPV Sunday. It should be intense, whatever the outcome. I'm just hoping that HHH doesn't return Undertaker's favor and interfere. Oh yea, I wanted to ask this. Can anyone imagine Edge with no hair? I'm sure having a hard time here. It would be funny on Angle, but Edge's hair is just so pretty and so long.

Ok, ok. It's time for me to close this for tonight. It's going on 3AM and I have work in the morning. Send me your thoughts.

Long Live the DEADMAN!!!!!

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