"If I Owned the World Wrestling Federation"

Discussion 7

Disclaimer: yadda, yadda, yadda. Don't own 'em, never will. Want the Deadman, probably won't ever have him..LOL!

Gotta do something different tonight. I think some explanations are in order. I've just been reading the reviews and I'd like to take this time to thank all the people who have read, reviewed, and liked my ongoing tribute to one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, The Undertaker.

It's no secret that I've been absolutely in love with him for years, nor is it any secret that I don't really get into all the other wrestlers out there. Sure, they are talented, but they aren't The Undertaker!

To answer the fan posting as "Cactus Jack", no I don't like Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho, Van Dam, Guerrero, or Benoit. But it's all to a certain extent. I admire them all for their talent and abilities, but I really can't get into them. Perhaps "dislike" is too strong a word, but I wouldn't go so far as to say I'm their biggest fan!

To "FemalePhenom", thank you for your kind words. It means a lot that the fans of The Almighty Undertaker aren't scared to show their love and adoration. I also can't wait for 'Taker to kick Hogan's "geriatric" ass (your words..LOL!) Sunday at "Judgment Day". I would hope for a long title reign. We will just have to keep our fingers crossed. (

"Adrienne Drusilla Daae", I can't agree more. Hogan has had his fair share of the spotlight, and now it's time for him to stand aside and let someone younger and more capable take center stage. What kind of finishing move is that damned Leg Drop his old ass does anyway?!

I'm not taking the storylines too seriously, "mystic queen". I just don't like hearing The Phenom get booed every time he walks out. I'm sure that as a fan of Jericho's, it must disappoint you to hear that shit each time his music hits. I'm sure that Angle's fans (however few there are) get upset when fans chant "you suck" to the tune of his entrance music. It's not that I think it's real. I am just a diehard, loyal fan and get disgusted when people have the audacity to boo when The American Badass's music hits. And yea, I got terribly pissed when his bike was destroyed, not because I think wrestling is real, but because The Undertaker got screwed…again!

To "paper-cut", if I did truly own the Federation, Hogan's ass would be the first man fired, followed by Flair (though I like Ric). I'm getting tired of seeing all these old guys in the ring. I'm sure you all agree to a certain extent. I mean, hell Hogan was through long ago. His movies sucked ass, his wrestling moves suck ass. Even his silly red and yellow costume sucks. That beard shudders is horrible!

Finally, "Tundra", you are right. He is hot…his eyes are just WOW! It's nice to hear these nice things about one of the most misunderstood wrestlers in the business. Hope he is lucky enough to keep all of us as fans for the time he has left.

And oh yea, he is really 40! Mark was born March 24, 1962. I guess that means he has about 5-8 good years left, unless he pulls a Hogan and wrestles till he's 90! Can't you guys see him coming out there hobbling with a cane? LOL! That's not a hit to the 'Taker, it would just be kinda funny.

Alright. I'm ending this for tonight. Too tired to write more. I hope everyone out there is doing well. Let's all keep our fingers crossed for The Undertaker at this Sunday's "Judgment Day". Goodnight all.

LONG LIVE THE DEADMAN!

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