"If I Owned the World Wrestling Federation"
Discussion 10
Disclaimer: Everybody wishes they owned part of the NEW Undisputed Champion, The Undertaker, but only Vince does, so I guess we're out of luck huh? I want him for just one night, one night!!
How sweet it is folks! I have your "Judgment Day" results right here. As you may not know, The Undertaker has defeated Hulkamania for the Undisputed Championship. I'll get to the details of that match later, but I feel the need to once again say it. The Undertaker reigns supreme! He has "climbed the mountain and can once again say that he's the man!" That's a quote from JR tonight! And like he said, "there ain't a damned thing anybody can do about it!"
takes deep calming breaths Alright, here are the results in order. Starting things off was a match between Rob Van Dam and Eddie Guerrero for the Intercontinental Championship. Both men fought hard and missed their frog splashes. Guerrero ended up winning the match by rolling up and pinning RVD with his feet planted on the ropes. Sorry way to start out, I figured that would set the tone for the rest of the event.
Trish Stratus put her Women's Championship on the line against Vince McMahon's new personal assistant, Stacy Keibler. Stacy was escorted by the good Reverend, D-Von Dudley and Deacon Batista. Don't ask! Anyway, D-Von assured everyone that Bubba would not make an appearance that night to be in Trish's corner, as he had called him earlier and told him not to. Bubba doesn't listen well, because soon after Trish's entrance, here he came. The match didn't last long, and Trish prevailed. She left poor Bubba alone in the ring with his "half-brother". D-Von went after him and ended up face busting him through a table with the Deacon's assistance. Sucks for Bubba fans, like myself.
Cameras cut to the backstage area and Ric Flair's dressing room. Vince came in and the two men shared a handshake and eventually a hug, but Vince didn't look too happy.
Anyway, back to the show. Um, the Hardy Boys faced off next with Brock and Heyman. That match was retarded. I got bored and didn't watch. I saw the end though. Um, Brock did his special, some kind of flying DDT looking thing. Heyman begged to come in, and he pinned Jeff Hardy. WOW!
Next match was the handicap match between Flair, Big Show, and Austin. It was a hard fought match for the Rattlesnake, as he ended up spending more time on his back then he did on his feet. He blocked Big Show's chokeslam by hitting him with a big-time stunner. He then hit Flair with a stunner and scored the pin fall.
This next match really had me on the "edge" of my seat. It was the Hair vs. Hair match with Angle and Edge as the participants. After several very close pinning predicaments, Edge finally prevailed. Angle fled the scene and wouldn't be found till much later.
The Hell in a Cell match between Triple H and Jericho came next. After both men were locked in the cell, Jericho proceeded to beat down and bloody The Game. The referee, Tim White, was knocked out and Jericho picked him up and proceeded to bloody him as well. Finally, some of the other referees came down to open the cage and attend to the fallen official. Jericho climbed the cage as Triple H searched for his 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire. Upon locating it, he joined Chris on top of the cell, where he was beaten by his own weapon. Jericho then put the Walls of Jericho on him, but there was no ref. Not until Mike Chiota climbed aboard to make the call. Hunter broke the hold and hit Jericho with the 2x4 and then Pedigreed him on top of the cell for the three count. I kind of enjoyed this match. It's not every day you get to see two guys you really don't like broken and bleeding!
I don't even want to talk about this next match, but I guess I have to. Billy and Chuck put their tag titles up for grabs against Rikishi and an opponent to be named later. His partner turned out to be none other than Rico, Billy and Chuck's manager. Finally, the match ended when Rico came in and accidentally hit the champs. Rikishi did a martial arts kick to both Billy and Rico and got the victory. Rico didn't look too thrilled, but he did pick up his belt and exited.
After this, Edge caught up with Angle and got him into the barber's chair. He shaved Angle's head himself and slapped him hard across his jaw. He got a microphone and stated that the fans wouldn't chant "you suck" when his music hit, now they would chant "you're bald!" And sure enough, the fans did just that. It was funnier than hell to see Angle bald!
Then, finally, the main event. Taker came out to different music, but it fit the mood. Not as upbeat as "Rolling" but it worked. Hogan came out and it was on. I've never seen The Undertaker back body dropped, or superplexed off the top rope, but Hogan did both, much to my chagrin. Taker took the abuse and even survived two big boots off the ropes and one of Hogan's patented leg drop. My jaw fell wide open when Taker kicked out. I was so proud! Vince McMahon came down as Taker was subjected to another leg drop. He distracted the ref long enough for Taker to get his wits about him. He cracked Hogan's back with a steel chair and chokeslammed him straight to hell, earning himself his very first Undisputed Championship ever! He stood in the ring, tall and proud, and got the referee, Earl Hebner, to place the title around his waist. His arm was hoisted in the air and it was an awesome moment. Seeing Hogan laying there, defeated at the hands of the Mighty Undertaker was huge! I like JR's comment, "Hulkamania might not be dead, but it's sure as hell on life support!" I laughed my ass off. Taker made like he was leaving, but decided to dish out more punishment. He placed the top of a chair against Hogan's throat and smashed him onto the ground. He then hit him a few more times before holding his belt up for all of the world to see. It was awesome!
So yes, The Undertaker is once again the champion. This makes four times in his illustrious career that he has held the gold around his waist. Of course, it's the first time he's been able to say that he's Undisputed Champion. I can't wait to see the belt after they engrave his name on it! I'm so happy I don't know what to do. I know, I'm going to watch it again! Drink a few beers and kick back, because it's MY man on top now! MY man! And I hope to see him on top of this particular mountain for a long time to come. I'll have more tomorrow night for you, after it's had some time to really sink in. I'd advise everyone to watch Raw tomorrow night, it's going to be huge!
LONG LIVE THE DEADMAN, UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!
"I'm going to be the judge, jury, and executioner of Hulkamania!"
Discussion 10
Disclaimer: Everybody wishes they owned part of the NEW Undisputed Champion, The Undertaker, but only Vince does, so I guess we're out of luck huh? I want him for just one night, one night!!
How sweet it is folks! I have your "Judgment Day" results right here. As you may not know, The Undertaker has defeated Hulkamania for the Undisputed Championship. I'll get to the details of that match later, but I feel the need to once again say it. The Undertaker reigns supreme! He has "climbed the mountain and can once again say that he's the man!" That's a quote from JR tonight! And like he said, "there ain't a damned thing anybody can do about it!"
takes deep calming breaths Alright, here are the results in order. Starting things off was a match between Rob Van Dam and Eddie Guerrero for the Intercontinental Championship. Both men fought hard and missed their frog splashes. Guerrero ended up winning the match by rolling up and pinning RVD with his feet planted on the ropes. Sorry way to start out, I figured that would set the tone for the rest of the event.
Trish Stratus put her Women's Championship on the line against Vince McMahon's new personal assistant, Stacy Keibler. Stacy was escorted by the good Reverend, D-Von Dudley and Deacon Batista. Don't ask! Anyway, D-Von assured everyone that Bubba would not make an appearance that night to be in Trish's corner, as he had called him earlier and told him not to. Bubba doesn't listen well, because soon after Trish's entrance, here he came. The match didn't last long, and Trish prevailed. She left poor Bubba alone in the ring with his "half-brother". D-Von went after him and ended up face busting him through a table with the Deacon's assistance. Sucks for Bubba fans, like myself.
Cameras cut to the backstage area and Ric Flair's dressing room. Vince came in and the two men shared a handshake and eventually a hug, but Vince didn't look too happy.
Anyway, back to the show. Um, the Hardy Boys faced off next with Brock and Heyman. That match was retarded. I got bored and didn't watch. I saw the end though. Um, Brock did his special, some kind of flying DDT looking thing. Heyman begged to come in, and he pinned Jeff Hardy. WOW!
Next match was the handicap match between Flair, Big Show, and Austin. It was a hard fought match for the Rattlesnake, as he ended up spending more time on his back then he did on his feet. He blocked Big Show's chokeslam by hitting him with a big-time stunner. He then hit Flair with a stunner and scored the pin fall.
This next match really had me on the "edge" of my seat. It was the Hair vs. Hair match with Angle and Edge as the participants. After several very close pinning predicaments, Edge finally prevailed. Angle fled the scene and wouldn't be found till much later.
The Hell in a Cell match between Triple H and Jericho came next. After both men were locked in the cell, Jericho proceeded to beat down and bloody The Game. The referee, Tim White, was knocked out and Jericho picked him up and proceeded to bloody him as well. Finally, some of the other referees came down to open the cage and attend to the fallen official. Jericho climbed the cage as Triple H searched for his 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire. Upon locating it, he joined Chris on top of the cell, where he was beaten by his own weapon. Jericho then put the Walls of Jericho on him, but there was no ref. Not until Mike Chiota climbed aboard to make the call. Hunter broke the hold and hit Jericho with the 2x4 and then Pedigreed him on top of the cell for the three count. I kind of enjoyed this match. It's not every day you get to see two guys you really don't like broken and bleeding!
I don't even want to talk about this next match, but I guess I have to. Billy and Chuck put their tag titles up for grabs against Rikishi and an opponent to be named later. His partner turned out to be none other than Rico, Billy and Chuck's manager. Finally, the match ended when Rico came in and accidentally hit the champs. Rikishi did a martial arts kick to both Billy and Rico and got the victory. Rico didn't look too thrilled, but he did pick up his belt and exited.
After this, Edge caught up with Angle and got him into the barber's chair. He shaved Angle's head himself and slapped him hard across his jaw. He got a microphone and stated that the fans wouldn't chant "you suck" when his music hit, now they would chant "you're bald!" And sure enough, the fans did just that. It was funnier than hell to see Angle bald!
Then, finally, the main event. Taker came out to different music, but it fit the mood. Not as upbeat as "Rolling" but it worked. Hogan came out and it was on. I've never seen The Undertaker back body dropped, or superplexed off the top rope, but Hogan did both, much to my chagrin. Taker took the abuse and even survived two big boots off the ropes and one of Hogan's patented leg drop. My jaw fell wide open when Taker kicked out. I was so proud! Vince McMahon came down as Taker was subjected to another leg drop. He distracted the ref long enough for Taker to get his wits about him. He cracked Hogan's back with a steel chair and chokeslammed him straight to hell, earning himself his very first Undisputed Championship ever! He stood in the ring, tall and proud, and got the referee, Earl Hebner, to place the title around his waist. His arm was hoisted in the air and it was an awesome moment. Seeing Hogan laying there, defeated at the hands of the Mighty Undertaker was huge! I like JR's comment, "Hulkamania might not be dead, but it's sure as hell on life support!" I laughed my ass off. Taker made like he was leaving, but decided to dish out more punishment. He placed the top of a chair against Hogan's throat and smashed him onto the ground. He then hit him a few more times before holding his belt up for all of the world to see. It was awesome!
So yes, The Undertaker is once again the champion. This makes four times in his illustrious career that he has held the gold around his waist. Of course, it's the first time he's been able to say that he's Undisputed Champion. I can't wait to see the belt after they engrave his name on it! I'm so happy I don't know what to do. I know, I'm going to watch it again! Drink a few beers and kick back, because it's MY man on top now! MY man! And I hope to see him on top of this particular mountain for a long time to come. I'll have more tomorrow night for you, after it's had some time to really sink in. I'd advise everyone to watch Raw tomorrow night, it's going to be huge!
LONG LIVE THE DEADMAN, UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!
"I'm going to be the judge, jury, and executioner of Hulkamania!"
