Ash: The time is nigh…ARM THE BATTLE STATIONS!!!!!!!

Brock: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Misty: *sigh* I wish I knew what you guys were saying, Pikachu and Togepi…Ash & Brock are mad…

Pikachu: (SINGING) *I want ketchup…I want ketchup…*

Togepi: *Now if I make this slight adjustment…I think I can just get this light saber to work…*

Misty: Togepi, did you swipe that from Ash's bag?

Togepi: *Ash's? This is the work of my ingenious, the revolutionary light saber! A spectacular work of art, which shall cut through all that oppose it! Ash's feeble brain could never amount to being as great as my genius!*

Misty: Give me that (TAKES SABER FROM TOGEPI) *sigh* Ash and Brock must have been playing Star Wars or something…

Togepi: *STAR WARS??? WHAT, WHAT??? Grr…I am SO gonna make a war hammer…*

Ash: (STILL MESSING AROUND WITH BROCK) Oh no! It's Commander Rectum!

Brock: (IN A FAKE ARMY-VOICE) THAT'S COMMANDER SPECTUM TO YOU; YOU GLAZED HALF-ASSED HAPPY CLOWN!!!

Misty: Glazed…?

Ash: Happy Clown…! ^_____^



END…FOR NOW



Will Ash and Brock ever find that they are wasting their time with childish activities?

Will Misty find out what is happening to Ash and Brock's Brains?

Will Pikachu actually get his ketchup?

What sinister plans will Togepi come up with next?

Where da heck are Team Rocket?

PART 3 COMING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON…