"If I Owned the World Wrestling Federation"
Part 15
Disclaimer: Everyone wishes they owned a part of the Undisputed Champion. But since only Vince does, I guess that just about does it..
Raw Results.
Here are your Monday, June 3 Raw results from Dallas, TX. Kicking things off tonight was a discussion from Ric Flair, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, and Arn Anderson. Flair told Anderson that if Stoney showed up, to kindly tell him that they were in the ring. They made their way out with about 2 dozen security officers. Flair said that even though they were in Texas, the Rattlesnake wasn't wrestling because he was benched. If Austin had a problem with it, he could talk it over with Arn. Stoney appeared on the TitanTron holding Anderson up. Anderson wasn't talking because Austin had apparantly beat him up. Flair got pissed and ended up giving Stoney one more chance. If Stoney could beat the Nature Boy, he could wrestle again. If he didn't win, he would be Ric's personal assistant. Stoney accepted and the match was to be later.
Bradshaw and Steven Richards had a brawl for the Hardcore Title. After digging under the ring and finding a saddle, some rope, and a set off bull horns, Bradshaw proceeded to hog tie Steven and win himself a Hardcore Title. Justin Credible came down, so did Crash Holly, but Bradshaw fended them off and walked away the Champ. He wouldn't let Jackie (the special referee) hold his arm up, but he was the winner.
It cut to the nWo arguing backstage. Nash tells them all to shut up. He said that X-Pac and Booker had KOTR qualifying matches and if they lost, they were out of the nWo. Booker said that Goldust should be in the Order, and Nash basically agreed that if X-Pac lost to Goldust, Goldust was in and Pac was out.
They wrestled next and it wasn't a horrible match. There were several close pinfalls, and I laughed out loud when Goldshit hit Pac with the Bronco Buster. He tried it again and got kicked in the nuts. Pac hit his X-Factor and got the 1-2-3.
It cut to RVD being interviewed by the Coach. Heyman came down with Brock and said that he is the one that made RVD and now RVD was going to meet the Next Big Thing, Brock Lesnar in a tag match later that night. It was RVD/Bubba Dudley vs. Brock/Guerrero.
Matt Hardy was walking down a hall and you could hear a guitar in the background. It was Jeff playing. He told Matt that the Hardys were hypocrites. They needed to once again live life to the extreme. Matt asked him how they were gonna do that. Jeff said he would find out soon enough.
It broke to ANOTHER segment. This time it was Stoney and Flair signing the contract for the match that night. Flair added more stipulations. Austin couldn't throw a single punch and if he lost, he was to be Flair's personal assistant. Of course, if Austin won, Flair would be his.
We finally got to see another match. Trish Stratus put up her Woman's Championship against Terri in a Lingerie Match. They spar for a while in their bras and panties. The King was in heaven. Terri was in a thong! Anyway, Trish ended up scoring with Stratusfaction and kept her title. Molly came down with the brass knucks and tried to hit Trish, but Trish countered and hit her with the title. She took off her panties and there was a thong underneath. The King nearly died. LOL! Trish threw them on Molly and Molly got upset when she "woke" up.
Next came the tag match. Brock and Bubba got things started and fought for a bit. Eddie and RVD tagged in and got it on. Bubba ended up putting Brock in the Bubba Bomb, but Eddie broke the count. Uh, the legal guys at the end were Eddie and RVD, but Brock and Bubba were fighting in the ring. Bubba got Brock out of the way, but it enabled Eddie to hit with his frog splash and end the match.
Next came Booker and William Regal for the KOTR qualifying match. Booker won fairly easily and showed everyone the Spinarooni before exiting.
It cut to Tommy Dreamer backstage looking as if he didn't feel well. Coach asked him what was wrong and he said that since he found out he would be wrestling Taker that night, he couldn't keep anything down. Coach told him that if he was sick then, wait till Tommy saw what Taker did to Trips on Smackdown. It showed Taker chokeslamming Trips and beating him with a chair. Dreamer puked once again in his tin bucket and it cut away.
In the arena, Undertaker and Tommy Dreamer both headed to the ring for their non-title match. On his way out, Dreamer pukes some more in his bucket. Before the match, Dreamer takes some of his vomit and eats it! Taker looks a bit sick as he watched. The two lock up but the match quickly proceeded to the outside where Dreamer attempted a high cross body but got powerslammed to the mat instead. Taker tossed Dreamer back into the ring where he beat the hell out of Dreamer in one of the corners. Not too long after that, Undertaker hit a chokeslam followed by three elbow drops. Cover, but Taker pulls Dreamer up at two. Dragon sleeper by Taker results in a submission victory. After the match, Taker threw Dreamer to outside, then grabbed the bucket of vomit and poured it all over Dreamer's face. As Taker stood over watching, Jeff Hardy snuck up from behind and dropkicked Taker right into Dreamer and the puke. Jeff left and Taker turned to stare him down angrily. Backstage, Matt Hardy was talking to someone on the phone when Undertaker barged in and asked him where Jeff was. Matt said that he left so Taker asked him if he'd give him a message. Matt said sure anything and Taker kicked him and beat him down.
After the commerical, nWo music hits and here came Big Nasty with an announcement. He said the new member of the Order would shake the foundation of the Federation. He said to bring on the newest member and none other than Shawn Michael's music hit and here he came with nWo T-shirt on. The fans were mixed, some cheered, some did nothing. Shawn showboated a bit and said nothing, just gave Nash a high five and they posed a bit.
Main event time. Steve Austin and the Nature Boy (Whooooooooo!) Ric Flair. They got into a good old wrestling match with no punches thrown. Several near falls, and Flair poked him in the eye like 10 times. LOL! Austin finally hit with the Stunner, but Benoit distracted the ref and Guerrero put frog splash on Austin. Flair did figure four, Rattlesnake reversed it. He hit with another stunner, and that was it. Austin wins and Flair has to be his assistant now.
That was Raw tonight. Hope all is well with everyone and I'll have more soon.
LONG LIVE THE DEADMAN!
Part 15
Disclaimer: Everyone wishes they owned a part of the Undisputed Champion. But since only Vince does, I guess that just about does it..
Raw Results.
Here are your Monday, June 3 Raw results from Dallas, TX. Kicking things off tonight was a discussion from Ric Flair, Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, and Arn Anderson. Flair told Anderson that if Stoney showed up, to kindly tell him that they were in the ring. They made their way out with about 2 dozen security officers. Flair said that even though they were in Texas, the Rattlesnake wasn't wrestling because he was benched. If Austin had a problem with it, he could talk it over with Arn. Stoney appeared on the TitanTron holding Anderson up. Anderson wasn't talking because Austin had apparantly beat him up. Flair got pissed and ended up giving Stoney one more chance. If Stoney could beat the Nature Boy, he could wrestle again. If he didn't win, he would be Ric's personal assistant. Stoney accepted and the match was to be later.
Bradshaw and Steven Richards had a brawl for the Hardcore Title. After digging under the ring and finding a saddle, some rope, and a set off bull horns, Bradshaw proceeded to hog tie Steven and win himself a Hardcore Title. Justin Credible came down, so did Crash Holly, but Bradshaw fended them off and walked away the Champ. He wouldn't let Jackie (the special referee) hold his arm up, but he was the winner.
It cut to the nWo arguing backstage. Nash tells them all to shut up. He said that X-Pac and Booker had KOTR qualifying matches and if they lost, they were out of the nWo. Booker said that Goldust should be in the Order, and Nash basically agreed that if X-Pac lost to Goldust, Goldust was in and Pac was out.
They wrestled next and it wasn't a horrible match. There were several close pinfalls, and I laughed out loud when Goldshit hit Pac with the Bronco Buster. He tried it again and got kicked in the nuts. Pac hit his X-Factor and got the 1-2-3.
It cut to RVD being interviewed by the Coach. Heyman came down with Brock and said that he is the one that made RVD and now RVD was going to meet the Next Big Thing, Brock Lesnar in a tag match later that night. It was RVD/Bubba Dudley vs. Brock/Guerrero.
Matt Hardy was walking down a hall and you could hear a guitar in the background. It was Jeff playing. He told Matt that the Hardys were hypocrites. They needed to once again live life to the extreme. Matt asked him how they were gonna do that. Jeff said he would find out soon enough.
It broke to ANOTHER segment. This time it was Stoney and Flair signing the contract for the match that night. Flair added more stipulations. Austin couldn't throw a single punch and if he lost, he was to be Flair's personal assistant. Of course, if Austin won, Flair would be his.
We finally got to see another match. Trish Stratus put up her Woman's Championship against Terri in a Lingerie Match. They spar for a while in their bras and panties. The King was in heaven. Terri was in a thong! Anyway, Trish ended up scoring with Stratusfaction and kept her title. Molly came down with the brass knucks and tried to hit Trish, but Trish countered and hit her with the title. She took off her panties and there was a thong underneath. The King nearly died. LOL! Trish threw them on Molly and Molly got upset when she "woke" up.
Next came the tag match. Brock and Bubba got things started and fought for a bit. Eddie and RVD tagged in and got it on. Bubba ended up putting Brock in the Bubba Bomb, but Eddie broke the count. Uh, the legal guys at the end were Eddie and RVD, but Brock and Bubba were fighting in the ring. Bubba got Brock out of the way, but it enabled Eddie to hit with his frog splash and end the match.
Next came Booker and William Regal for the KOTR qualifying match. Booker won fairly easily and showed everyone the Spinarooni before exiting.
It cut to Tommy Dreamer backstage looking as if he didn't feel well. Coach asked him what was wrong and he said that since he found out he would be wrestling Taker that night, he couldn't keep anything down. Coach told him that if he was sick then, wait till Tommy saw what Taker did to Trips on Smackdown. It showed Taker chokeslamming Trips and beating him with a chair. Dreamer puked once again in his tin bucket and it cut away.
In the arena, Undertaker and Tommy Dreamer both headed to the ring for their non-title match. On his way out, Dreamer pukes some more in his bucket. Before the match, Dreamer takes some of his vomit and eats it! Taker looks a bit sick as he watched. The two lock up but the match quickly proceeded to the outside where Dreamer attempted a high cross body but got powerslammed to the mat instead. Taker tossed Dreamer back into the ring where he beat the hell out of Dreamer in one of the corners. Not too long after that, Undertaker hit a chokeslam followed by three elbow drops. Cover, but Taker pulls Dreamer up at two. Dragon sleeper by Taker results in a submission victory. After the match, Taker threw Dreamer to outside, then grabbed the bucket of vomit and poured it all over Dreamer's face. As Taker stood over watching, Jeff Hardy snuck up from behind and dropkicked Taker right into Dreamer and the puke. Jeff left and Taker turned to stare him down angrily. Backstage, Matt Hardy was talking to someone on the phone when Undertaker barged in and asked him where Jeff was. Matt said that he left so Taker asked him if he'd give him a message. Matt said sure anything and Taker kicked him and beat him down.
After the commerical, nWo music hits and here came Big Nasty with an announcement. He said the new member of the Order would shake the foundation of the Federation. He said to bring on the newest member and none other than Shawn Michael's music hit and here he came with nWo T-shirt on. The fans were mixed, some cheered, some did nothing. Shawn showboated a bit and said nothing, just gave Nash a high five and they posed a bit.
Main event time. Steve Austin and the Nature Boy (Whooooooooo!) Ric Flair. They got into a good old wrestling match with no punches thrown. Several near falls, and Flair poked him in the eye like 10 times. LOL! Austin finally hit with the Stunner, but Benoit distracted the ref and Guerrero put frog splash on Austin. Flair did figure four, Rattlesnake reversed it. He hit with another stunner, and that was it. Austin wins and Flair has to be his assistant now.
That was Raw tonight. Hope all is well with everyone and I'll have more soon.
LONG LIVE THE DEADMAN!
