"If I Owned the World Wrestling Federation"

Discussion 17

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Want to borrow Mark Calaway for one night, but that's all.



Raw Results 6/10/02 in Atlanta, Georgia. Starting things off was Ric Flair coming to ringside and announcing that even though he might not like it, he did lose to Stone Cold last week. And even though he doesn't want to do it, he has to become Stoney's assistant. Before he can really say more, Vince McMahon's music starts and out comes the Boss. He and Flair talk about how much of a disgrace Flair is to the WWF as an owner. Vince challenges Flair to a match later that night and the winner would have 100% interest in the WWF. Flair agrees, so we have our main event.

The nWo member's backstage wanted to see HBK, but the door was locked and HBK was inside. Nash tells everyone to calm down and that Booker, Show, and Pac have a six man tag match against Stasiack, Dreamer, and Spike.

After last week's interesting Tommy Dreamer and the puke bucket thing, he came down to the ring with the bucket again and looked as if he was about to vomit again. Booker turned his head and Dreamer dumped the bucket on him, but it was only confetti. Booker ended up scoring the win and did his Spinarooni for all the fans.

Goldust stops Booker backstage and tells him to quit the nWo as Shawn Michaels isn't Goldust and Booker T's type. Booker says Goldust isn't his type and walks off.

Molly is shown backstage being interviewed by Terri. She says she can't take Terri as a credible reporter because she poses in bikinis. She then calls her a slut basically and compares her to Trish, who is listening behind her. Trish says she's just jealous because Molly has a fat ass. Molly says she wants a match with Trish tonight, if she wins she gets a title shot at Trish. Trish agrees, but says if Molly loses, she has to get her fat ass into a thong for her next match.

Flair is backstage pacing when Benoit and Guerrero come in and ask if he's crazy for putting up his 50% of the WWF. Flair says Eddie should just worry about his match against RVD for KOTR qualifying. Eddie says Flair had better win, or else.

Bradshaw comes out next for a European title match against William Regal. His music is still APA, but his dress is pure Redneck Cowboy. Pretty boring match, as they have different styles. Some reject from Tough Enough 1 is in the audience and he tosses Regal brass knucks and Regal knocks out Bradshaw.

Trish Stratus comes down to the ring in normal gear to Jerry Lawler's delight. It is pointed out that the Women's championship won't be on the line in this match. Clips are shown of Trish saying Molly has a big ass from earlier in the night. Molly comes down in her boring gear to new music and a new TitanTron video. Nothing really special. She gets an early advantage over Trish by tripping her from outside the ring before she gets in. Comments almost nonstop throughout the entire match from Lawler and JR agreeing with Trish that Molly has a big ass. Molly wins with a somersault off the top rope. This means she gets a title shot sometime against Trish. After the match she pulls out Trish's panties from last week and chokes Trish with them.

Next is RVD and Eddie for KOTR. Both come down while The King and JR both agree that if their match tonight was half as good as their ladder match, it will be huge. RVD eventually wins the match after about 95 submission moves were put on.

Backstage, The Undertaker arrived on a motorcycle and he headed toward the curtain. JR said it looked like Taker was on his way down there.

Undertaker comes out and makes a WWF worker hold up his title. He says some people just don't get it. He is the WWF Champion and deserves to be treated with respect. He knows the people in Atlanta, GA. are not known for being very smart, but even they know Undertaker deserves to be treated with respect. Speaking of smart, that brings him to Triple H. HHH is supposed to be some smart guy. He asks JR what he used to call him, the Cerebral Assassin. He says if he's so damn smart, why didn't he know Undertaker was lurking in the shadows waiting for him on SmackDown! Clips are shown from SmackDown! last week of Undertaker attacking Triple H after his match with Hulk Hogan. Undertaker says HHH thinks that now he's the number one contender, he thinks he can beat Undertaker for the title at King of the Ring. Undertaker says the only shot he has is Undertaker walking in the ring and kicking his face off. Speaking of not being smart, let's move on to Jeff Hardy. Undertaker relives Jeff Hardy attacking him last week and kicking him into a pile of human vomit. Clips are shown of that. He says he knows Jeff Hardy is extreme, but Taker wonders if Hardy is just ready to die. He said they can do this the easy way, and as Jeff comes down to the ring he'll slap him around like the bitch he is. If he shows him the proper respect, Taker'll let him walk away. If Taker has to go after him, he'll inflict more pain then he thought was physically possible. He wants to know if it's gonna be the easy way, or is it gonna be the hard way. Hardy Boys music plays and out comes Matt Hardy with a Ladder and a microphone. He says this isn't about Jeff. Last week Taker disrespected Matt Hardy. Undertaker says come down here and he'll disrespect him again. Undertaker turns around and Jeff Hardy jumps off the top rope. Undertaker chokeslams him. Matt Hardy comes down, beats on Undertaker for a second, Undertaker then gets the better of him. Undertaker goes for the last ride on Matt, but Jeff clips his legs. Matt Hardy punches Undertaker, and Jeff brings the ladder in the ring. They clothesline Undertaker with the ladder twice. Jeff stands the ladder up, he goes to the top rope with the ladder in front of him, and he leap frogs it and lands in a leg drop on Undertaker. Hardy Boys music hits and they walk off. Undertaker left in the ring beaten up. Replay shows Jeff Hardy coming through the crowd and getting chokeslammed. Then the ladder clotheslines, followed by Jeff Hardy's leap frog over the ladder into a leg drop. Back live, Undertaker is shown getting up and he isn't happy at all. He say's "Someone's gonna die." I really think it's funny how all of a sudden the Hardys wanna play with Taker. Course, if they picked on someone more their own size, it'd be Crash Holly or Spike Dudley! Oh well, there's nothing I like better than seeing The Hardys get their asses whipped by Taker on a weekly basis.

Bubba Ray comes out, same as always. Followed by Brock Lesnar, with Paul Heyman who comes out to new music..I think. Jim Ross plugs Brock Lesnar on the cover of the latest edition of RAW magazine, or WWE magazine. One of those magazines. Bubba Ray and Brock have a very typical big man match. Lots of power used. Loud Goldberg chants during the match. RAW is in Atlanta, which is Goldberg's hometown I believe, or at least is known for WCW which Goldberg dominated - what can you expect. Brock Lesnar hits a freakish over head belly to belly on Bubba Ray to the outside. Props to Bubba for taking a bump as nasty as that looked like. Not to mention, Brock hits about 3 more belly to belly suplex's inside the ring. Brock Lesnar selling way too much. He should be destroying everyone. Bubba nearly pins him, but Heyman pulls Bubba off of him. Bubba chases him around, into the ring, clotheslines Brock again, and pushes Heyman. He turns around and Brock hits his finisher on him for the three count.

HBK came down to ringside and whined for a few minutes about how Stoney took his spotlight and it was the fans that killed the Heartbreak Kid by turning to Stoney. He says that's why he joined nWo. He states that there is a problem in the nWo..something stands out. He turns to Big Show and says that he's a 7'2", 500 lb. monster. Show starts to get pissed, but Shawn says thats what he loves about him. Then he says it might be lack of focus, so he turns to Pac. He tells Pac that even though he might not be focused, he's the best damned athlete in sports entertainment. He then turns to Booker and superkicks him before Booker has time to react. Big Show and Pac hold Booker up while Nash and HBK strip him of the shirt. So, Booker is out of nWo.

Last was the Ownership match. Vince has gotten huge lately! The man is buff. He had Flair from the beginning. Flair would fight back, but Vince had his number. After about 8 minutes of back and forth, Ric puts on the Figure 4. Arn Anderson hops in the ring and taunts Vince. Brock comes down and Arn gets scared and leaves. Brock drops the elbow on Flair and does his finisher. Vince pins Flair and wins back total control of WWE. Yay for Vince.

That's how the show ended. Wasn't all that great tonight. Stone Cold walked out on the WWF before the show started. Said he wasn't wrestling Brock Lesnar and losing like some bitch. Dunno where that's going, but I had reported that Stoney wasn't happy with the direction his character was taking. I'll keep ya posted on this one.

Ok..Friday, June 8, 2002, I finally saw the WWF in person. It was amazing. Watching the guys on Raw tonight was awesome, since I saw most of them Friday night. Got my butt fondled by Justin Credible! LOL. He's the one guy I got to touch and he made the most of it..LOL! Talked briefly to Bubba Dudley as he and Spike and Tommy Dreamer pulled in. Bubba's pretty hot in person, but nothing can compare to seeing Red Devil, Big Evil in person. Damn the Undertaker is the sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. I couldn't speak or even think. The man makes me crazy. I got tears when he pulled in! That's how bad I have it for him! He put on a good show that night too, kicked RVD's ass! I'll add more to my adventures that night as soon as I can see the monitor again. I'm very tired! Gonna have some Taker dreams now. I Love you Undertaker!



That's all for tonight. I'm going to have some weird dreams of Taker and myself doing weird things. eg Take care everyone and just in case someone actually reads this, do me a favor and check out my other story, "My Taker Dreams'' since it isn't showing up on the main list. Take it easy and stay safe everyone.

LONG LIVE THE DEADMAN!