Chapter seven

Note: This isn't going to end for a long time, so I won't bother to write 'To be continued' or anything. I already have the first 15 chapters written in my head.

When Mamoru woke up he looked around and asked himself 'Where am I?' He remembered what had happened last night, and looked next to him. There, next to him in bed was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. Her shimmering black hair and beautiful face, they took him by surprise, and it took him a few moments to recognize who it was. When he did, he gasped and cried out...

"Alright, who's been leaving copies of Ranma ½ on the bed!?!" Rei yawned and looked over from the other side of the room where she had been sleeping and said "Sorry Mamo-chan." A pang of guilt hit Mamoru. That was what his dear Usako had used to call him. Oh well, she's gone. "It's all right, Rei-chan." She frowned and exclaimed "Who're you to be calling me 'Rei-chan'?!" He smiled at her. "Who're you to be calling me 'Mamo-chan'!" They looked at each other, trying to suppress giggles, then they hugged each other.

Mamoru suddenly felt very hungry. "Rei-chan... what's for breakfast?" Rei blushed and said "Well... do you know how to cook? I don't. The only things I can make without making it horrible are instant pancakes, instant pudding, and Kool aid©." Mamoru shrugged. "That doesn't matter. As long as you made it, it can't taste horrible. Rei gasped. "Really?" Mamoru nodded. "Really really." She hugged him and her eyes went all big and watery. "Thank you Mamoru! I'll go make a souffle! And maybe some sushi! And cheese!" Mamoru got a big sweat bubble on the back of his head. "Cheese?" She nodded. "Cheese! It goes very well with champagne! Did I mention that I'm going to get some champagne? To celebrate this historical occasion!" "Champagne?! It's 8:00 in the morning!" Rei sighed. "OK, maybe not champagne. How about some espresso?!"

A few hours later...

Rei came out of the kitchen and called Mamoru. "Mamo-chan! Breakfast... I mean lunch... is served!" Mamoru ran in. "YAY! YAY! YAY!" He was starving. She set out the plates. "Here you go, you hungry little thing!" Mamoru dug into the food until he realized that it tasted... "Horrible!" he cried out. Rei looked very hurt. "I thought you said that if I made it, then it couldn't taste bad...?" He managed to choke down the food in his mouth. "I... uh... um... Rei-chan... It's nothing personal...!" She sobbed into her hands. "I'm a horrible cook! I knew it! I knew it!"

Mamoru smiled shakily. "It's all right, Rei-chan! If you want, I can cook breakfast... I mean lunch... for us!" She glared at him. "No. I'm going to cook us breakfast... I mean lunch... for us." She walked to the door. "I'm going to go buy some pancake mix, and pudding mix, and Kool aid© mix! Then I'll be a good cook!" Mamoru smiled sweetly. "No, Rei-chan, I'll make it, I know how to cook..." She yelled at him "I'm cooking and that's that!" She slammed the door behind her and walked out onto the sidewalk. Then she walked back inside. "I forgot my money." she said quietly, and got it and left.

Mamoru sighed, and opened the pantry. "Well... I better get started, unless I want to live on instant pancakes, instant pudding, and Kool aid©."





Sorry it's so short, Minna!!