Author's friendly note: I am having a fun time writing this, and I hope you all like reading it.
BUT IF NO ONE REVIEWS I'M TRASHING IT!
I'M SERIOUS!
Chapter 10
Gollum shuffled around with the twenty until he got back to the temple. He was so grateful that his love, Rei, had allowed him to stay at er temple in exchange
for him setting Seiya and Usagi up.
"Rei-sama.... my one... my only.... my pre-" Rei clamped her hand over his mouth before he could utter that annoying little word again. "Don't you start that
'precious' stuff again, or I'll re-read the end of your book over and over and over and over!" (Note- for all you who haven't read LOTR Gollum dies in the end)
Gollum cringed and bowed to the ground. "No, nice Rei-sama, gollum, we be good, gollum, we promises..." Rei frowned. "Fine. But I want no more trouble
from you. I wish you would get over me, as you know I wouldn't like you if you were the last... thing... on earth!" Gollum cowered fearfully. "Please forgive
usssss... preciousssss..." Rei stomped away, and gollum was left quivering in fear and sadness. "My preciousssss, Rei-sama..."
Usagi put her arms around Seiya. "My one.... my only.... my PRECIOUS!!!" Both their eyes had little green sparks in them. Minako, walking by, saw them
and exclaimed "Aww! You make such a cute couple!" Instantly the spell was broken, the green sparks vanished, and both Usagi and Seiya blushed. "What was
I... just doing there?" Seiya murmured. "I... don't know...." said Usagi. Minako shrugged. "I guess not all love is forever." and walked away. Instantly Usagi
sprang back into Seiya's arms. "I love you, Seiya!" he smiled. "Really? I love you too!" She smiled. "Let's get married!" He frowned. "You are married." Usagi
frowned too. "You're right, I am. Oh well." She got down. "I'm going to go find Mamoru so we can go to... DIVORCE COURT!" A big sweat bubble appeared
on Seiya's head. "Do you remember what I said about not breaking you two up?!" Usagi shook her head. "The loss of the manga put a permanent dent in my
memory." Seiya sighed. "Whatever..."
Rei looked maliciously at Mamoru where he sat on the couch, reading a magazine. "Soon, Mamoru-chan. Soon you will be mine forever!!!"
Mamoru sat on the couch reading a magazine he had picked up at the store. He wondered where Rei was, if she was still mad about the chocolate. He heard a
noise behind the couch. "Rei-chan? Is that you?" Rei frowned. How did he notice her? How did she blow her cover? Any way, she must answer. "Yes, it is,
Mamoru-chan.... my love...." She kissed him softly, but he pulled back. "Listen... Rei-chan... I need to talk to you..." She mewed softly, and sat down next to
him, putting her arm around his shoulders. "What is it, dear?" He sighed.
"I don't know if you can handle this or not, but... I'm a married man. I have a wife, and a house, and I know this can't last forever. In fact, it should never had started." Rei gasped in disbelief. "No, Mamoru-chan! Say it isn't so!"
