Alright! Finally, a love scene with Seiya and Usagi!
Author's PO note: alright, why is no one reviewing?
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Rei sobbed as Mamoru said that. "Why, Mamoru-chan, why?" Mamoru sighed. "You must understand my situation here. I'm married. I have a wife who..." "Doesn't love you, but Seiya" Rei cut in. "Usagi doesn't love you, otherwise she wouldn't have been with Seiya. I on the other hand, love you with all my heart. Please just give me a chance...?"
"No. Usagi loves me. I know she does, so I'm going to go to her and make up and try to get this whole thing sorted out." Rei suddenly had an idea. "Why don't you stay here one more day? It can't hurt, can it?" He sighed. Rei looked so pitiful and pleading that he couldn't say no to her. "I guess so."
Gollum shuffled along outside the temple, sadly. "Rei-sama no like me, my precious, no like Gollum, gollum, poor Gollum likes nice Rei-sama but no likings in return, my precious, no!" He stumbled across a small book lying on the ground, and picked it up. "'A midsummers night dream?' what is this, my precious, shall we read it?"
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The long-awaited love scene...
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Seiya and Usagi walked hand and hand down the street. It was getting late, and the sun was setting. "Seiya, lets go to the park and watch the sun set, hmm?" Seiya smiled. "Ok, Odango, it's nice watching the sun set. Especially with you..." Usagi blushed and giggled. "Seiya you're so sweet..."
They walked together through the park, and sat together on a little bench overlooking the sea. They gazed out at the soft ripples and the warm reflection of the dying sunlight on the water. Usagi softly murmured "Seiya... isn't it beautiful...?" He smiled softly at her. "Yes, it is... just like you." She gasped, and turned to face him. "Seiya... do you really mean that?" His soft smile disappeared, and her frowned slightly. "Odango, I don't want to break you and Mamoru-san up. You should make that decision for yourself. I really don't want to be the cause of all your problems, even though I am." Usagi smiled. "You're not the cause of these problems, Seiya. Anata no sei ja nai wa..." She put one of her arms around his shoulder.
Seiya smiled sadly down at her. "Thank you, Odango, but you're married. I can't break you up, which is what I'm doing. I'm sorry for causing this trouble, but this can't continue." Usagi looked up at him. "Yes it can." He gasped. "What do you mean by that?!" Usagi looked down. "I haven't told you this, but when I chased after Mamoru..." Seiya thought "No '-chan'?" Usagi continued talking. "I saw him. He was in Rei's house. They were together, on the couch, and I saw him kiss her, then she kissed him back, and... oh..." Tears formed in her eyes, but she brushed them away. Seiya looked concernedly at her. She smiled. "I'm alright. I think I've finally gotten over him."
Seiya gasped. "What do you mean?! He's your husband! You can't get over-" Usagi put one of her fingertips on his lips to cut him off. I've realized that... through all my troubles... there's only been one person I've really had feelings for. I thought it was Mamoru... but now I realize it was..." She looked up into his face lovingly. "You, Seiya-chan..." Before he had time to think she pressed her lips against his lovingly, and placed her arms around him lovingly. When they finally parted, Usagi whispered into his ear softly "I love you, Seiya-chan... I really do. I want to be with you forever and ever..." He was so surprised he didn't say anything for a few seconds. "Is that true, Odango?" She nodded. "Truly, Seiya-chan" He embraced her with joy. "Oh, Odango!" She hugged him back. "Will you love me forever and ever?" He nodded, crying tears of joy. "Yes. Forever and ever!"
Alright! A love scene! Now on with the story.
The inner Senshi watched Usagi and Seiya on their little park bench of love jealously behind a bush. Makoto muttered obscenities under her breath. "I want a boyfriend forever and ever... that lucky Usagi... she had two... wait a second..." All of them turned to Rei, who was watching. She turned back to them. "What? Why is everyone looking at me? Oh yeah, I've got Mamo-" Ami clamped her hand over her mouth. "You're going to get us caught! Shut up!" Rei shut up, and they all continued watching the little love scene.
Usagi and Seiya walked back from the park, hand and hand. Seiya asked shyly, for he had been wondering for some time the answer to his question. "Usagi... um... would you like to come over to my house tonight?" She blushed very red and stammered "Wh- wha-what? Do you mean... that!?" Seiya sighed. " I don't mean that." Suddenly a figure appeared behind them and started reciting Shakespeare to them.
"Lysander riddles very prettily:
Now much beshrew my manners and my pride,
If Hermia meant to say Lysander lied.
But, gentle friend, for love and courtesy
Lie further off; in human modesty
Such separation as may well be said
Becomes a virtuous bachelor and a maid,
So far be distant; and, good night, sweet friend:
Thy love ne'er alter till thy sweet life end!"
It bowed, and said "Thank you, thank you, thank you, my precious..." Usagi and Seiya screamed. "Aah! Gollum!" Gollum frowned. "Hence, away! Now all is well: One aloof stand sentinel." They blinked. "Huh?" They saw the book in his hand and everything made sense. "He read a cursed copy of 'A Midsummers Night Dream!' Now he can only talk in verse! Run!"
Usagi, Seiya, Rei, Ami, Makoto, and Minako ran away from the cursed Gollum. He stood there, puzzled. "Why do they run away? This is a knavery of them to make me afraid?" Ami yelled back "Don't you notice something different about you?" He shook his head, and stuck out his tongue. "What do you see? You see an ass-head of your own, do you?" Ami was mad, and continued running. Gollum just stood there. "I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me; to fright me, if they could. But I will not stir from this place, do what they can; I will walk up and down here, and I will sing, that they shall hear I am not afraid." He then started singing.
Now that you're out of my life I'm so much better!
You thought that I'd be weak without you but I'm stronger!
You thought that I'd be broke without you but I'm richer!
You thought that I'd be sad without you, I laugh harder!
You thought I wouldn't grow without you but I'm wiser
Thought that I'd be helpless without you but I'm smarter
You thought that I'd be stressed without you but I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without you, sold nine million!
I'm a SURVIVOR! I'm not gon' give up! I'm not gon' stop. I'm gon' work harder!
I'm a SURVIVOR! I'm gonna make it! I will survive! Keep on surviving!
Big sweat drops appeared on everyone's heads. Rei muttered "There's one thing he can say out of verse..." Seiya suddenly noticed something. "Hey, were you spying on us?" The inner Senshi decided to plead guilty, since they had been caught red handed. "We're sorry! Please turn us into something unnatural!" (Don't get it? Read 'The Fellowship of the Pizza' by me) Seiya nodded. "I sure will! Yaah!" With a flash of light, all the senshi were suddenly wearing...
"'My size Barbie' princess dresses! Aaaah!" They all ran away screaming except for Rei, whom Usagi grabbed by the hair to stop. "Rei, what you did with Mamoru..." Rei looked down, ashamed. "I'm sorry, Usagi." Usagi shook her head. "Don't apologize! That was the nicest thing you ever did for me in my entire life! I found my true love thanks to you!" She gave her a big hug. "Thannk you for taking Mamoru off my hands! Also, cna I have some of his credit cards?" Rei nodded, and took some out. "Sure, there's plenty to go around!" Usagi took some, and grinned menacingly and waved goodbye as Rei ran screaming in her 'My size Barbie' princess dress "Thank you, Rei! Now Seiya..." They continued where Gollum had cut them off...
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