Sorry, this is up a day late! I'm really rushing because I just went on vacation.

In case you didn't know, apato means apartment!



Chapter 13



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Diamond carried Usagi to the too-good-to-be-true portal to his ship. "Follow me, if you want to save her!" He smiled mockingly at Seiya. "Bring some friends! It could be fun!" Seiya yelled "Fun?! This is unlawful! You're guilty of breaking and entering, trespassing, assault, kidnaping, robbery, and don't forget that she's already married, so you would be breaking the law for polygamy." Diamond scowled. "What do you mean, married?!" Seiya nodded. "She just got married a few weeks ago!" Diamond smiled evilly. "Then we'll just have to get rid of her husband, won't we?" Seiya gasped, when he realized what Diamond was thinking. "Wait! I'm not--" Diamond hit him with a ki blast. "See you later... sucker! Mwahahaha!" With that he went through the too-good-to-be-true portal to his ship with Usagi. "Little do they know that... this too-good-to-be-true portal is actually a trap! Not for me, of course, but for them!! Mwahahaha!"



Seiya heard all of that, as villains always explain their plan out loud, so the audience can hear. "I think this too-good-to-be-true portal is actually a trap." he said out loud. "But I'm going through anyway! But instead of going in now, when he might not be ready with his trap, I'm going to wait a while to be polite! In the meanwhile, I'll call Taiki and Yaten to come over and help me!" Diamond stuck his head out of the too-good-to-be-true portal and yelled "You sound so dumb!" before going back inside.



Seiya picked up the phone and dialed the number for his apato. Yaten picked it up. "Hey, Yaten, this is Seiya. Could you come over to Usagi's house for a while? She's been kidnaped by some freak who wants to make her his bride." Yaten thought. "I dunno, I missed the Academy awards yesterday, and I wanted to see how many Lord of the Rings won. I was thinking of reading the newspaper this afternoon and seeing." Seiya sighed. "Sorry, Yaten, but they only won four. Makeup, Visual Effects, Cinematography, and Music. A Beautiful Mind (Curse its name) won best director and picture." Yaten swore. "$h1#! And I hated A Beautiful Mind! (Curse its name) Go Lord of the Rings!"



Suddenly Seiya looked out the window, he heard something. There was a little black, hunched over thing on the sidewalk. It was saying something like "Curses, my precious, we didn't get best picture, sssssss, Nooo... A Beautiful Mind, we hates it forever, my precious!" Seiya pulled his head from the window. "That was weird. Can you come over, Yaten?" Yaten shrugged. "I can, but Taiki's still in the hospital for being run over by a car and manga. It's so nice that he's paying for it out of his private account, though..." Seiya nodded. "Well, I'll drive over to the hospital and pick him up, then I'll pick up you!" Yaten was puzzled. "Since when do we have a car?" Seiya shrugged. "I dunno. I'll be over in half an hour." They hung up. (Or is it 'hanged up')



Seiya arrived at the hospital. Because it wasn't visiting hours, he jumped up into Taiki's room by window. (How did he know which one?) "Hi, Taiki! How's it going!" Taiki struggled to raise his head. "S... Seiya... is that... you?" He tried to open his eyes, but Seiya stopped him. "Don' t Taiki, you need your rest. I've come here because Usagi's been kidnaped, and we need your help to get her back!" Taiki groaned. "Seiya, do I have to? I'm not very powerful, and when I attack it just generates giggles for anyone who understands English." Seiya nodded. "Yes, you have to come even though you're in the hospital. I'm sure the hospital will let you out for a little bit for a little more money on your part!" Taiki shuddered. "No, no, no. I'm hurt, and I'm staying here." Suddenly the door burst open and someone in a nurse outfit bursted in.



"Taiki-chan! I've come to take care of you!" Minako clamped her arms around him in a big hug. Taiki screamed. "Help!!! Seiya, I changed my mind. Please take me with you!" Seiya picked up Taiki, and jumped out the window with him (5th story. Hmm....) and Minako following. "Wait, Taiki-chan! You need your rest! Stop!" They all sprinted all the way to Usagi's house. (5 miles, no car. Hmm...) Yaten, Seiya and Taiki hurried to the too-good-to-be-true portal and jumped through it. "Where di you come from, Yaten?" He shrugged. "I dunno" Taiki sighed. "Is that all you can say?" Suddenly someone else came through the too-good-to-be-true portal. "Taiki-chan! There's no need to run anymore!" She flung her arms around him and nearly suffocated him.



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