Alright, how many more chapters should this have? I"m going to end it, but I'm wonder ing if it should be 1-2 or 5-7. Please review!
Chapter 15
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Emeraude smiled. "Diamond loves me, and no one else!"
Diamond sweat dropped. "Well.... actually.... I kidnaped her because I really think she's hot so I've fallen in love with her and now she's going to be my bride." He picked up Usagi, who covered her nose. "We will be happy forever, Serenity!" Usagi sniffed "Balrog..."
The Starlights and Venus had again escaped the box, and were sneaking toward the door, when someone stopped them. Rubeus. Minako blushed, thinking 'Wow... he's cute AND not a girl!' She batted her eyelashes at him "Hey there, handsome!" Diamond looked wildly around. "Did someone call me?"
Kooan, Beruche and Calveras came storming in. "HEY! RUBEUS IS OURS!" Rubeus blushed. "Hey, I never said I liked you!" Kooan put her arms around him, and a knife next to his throat. "You don't like US, you like ME! Right.....?" He nodded nervously as Kooan put him down.
Minako then put her arms around his neck and said "You know, I think I'm starting to like you Rubeus... more than Taiki.... he turns into a girl...." She stroked his read hair, and puckered her lips as she waited for his to kiss her.
(Ever seen SMR?)
Calveras put a... not a caterpillar... Gollum! Minako opened her eyes, saw Gollum, and scooted to the other end of the room, knocking over Emeraude, who was pawing over Diamond, making her fan snap in half.
"Why you @$%#$ #$ % $#% @ $%@ $%^^%&^**%$ @%!%$! $^%^@ !@# %^^&@ $*%!!&& (*&%(# $$^^ %&* #$^&(!!!!!!!!! MY FAN!!!!!!!!!" She then ran out into the hall, swiped the dark crystal form Wiseman, and turned it on Minako. THEN...
"Whoops... I forgot I can't handle the power!" She disappeared, along with her fan. Diamond sighed in relief, and picked up Usagi again.
"Now, my lo- ugh, you're heavy!! Now my love, we can live in happiness forever!" Usagi shook her head. "I love SEIYA not you." She got down, walked over to Star Fighter, and kissed him... HER on the lips. Diamond recoiled. "Y... yo... you're a LESBIAN?!?!?!?!" Usagi frowned.
"No... I....." Figuring it would be hard to explain, she made up a lie. "SEIYA is really a boy. He's a cross-dresser." Diamond pointed to Star Fighter's.... very... UN-masculine physical attributes. "Really? It's pretty hard to be a convincing cross dresser wearing a BIKINI SAILOR FUKU!" Usagi gulped. "Darn, he didn't buy it."
Diamond shook his head sadly. "Well, if this is really your choice, I will leave you. I'm not female, so you wouldn't like me...." He started crying. "WAAAAH!" Usagi blushed. "I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!!" Diamond rubbed his eyes. "You aren't?" he started advancing on her. Usagi screamed, but something pushed him out the window.
"You should be more careful, Usagi." A tall dark, caped, hatted (OK, you get the picture) figure stood in the air (...?) Usagi gasped. "Tu.... tuxedo... Tuxedo Kamen!" Her eyes became hearts. "Wow... that super cute super hero that always saves me!! I wonder what his name is!" Minako sighed. "Usagi... remember? He's Mamoru!" Usagi blushed "ooh."
"In that case it's that ugly, stupid, clumsy oaf that always gets in the way of me kicking the enemy's @$$, Tuxedo MORON Kamen!" She frowned, and turned the other way. Tuxedo Kamen sweat bubbled. "IT wasn't my idea to save you... it was Rei-chan's!" Sailor mars appeared.
"It was because they hurt my poor little Gollum... making him almost kiss that ugly witch!" She pointed to Minako, still fawning over Rubeus while the sisters Ayakashi (minus Petz) argued and hit her with ki beams) Rei walked over to poor Gollum, still unconscious. "Aww... Gollum-chan... are you all right?" Gollum smiled mischievously. "Yesss, my preciousssss..."
Rei kissed him. "I don't love you, Mamoru, I love Gollum-chan. Don't you dare try to get in the way of our relationship!" Mamoru was stunned. Gollum held up a bottled entitled 'Instant love potion' Mamoru's face went red, and took it. "Gimme some of that! You can have Rei, she was ugly anyway. Who I want is...." He made his way out into the hall, only to reveal Saffir and Petz making out.
"PETZ, MY LOVE! COME JUMP INTO MY ARMS!" He dropped the bottle on her, which overturned on Petz. "Mamoru-chan, my love!" They kissed each other, and walked out together with Saffir yelling behind them 'Gimme back Petz!'. Everyone watched with bug eyes until finally Usagi walked up to Seiya and said...
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Gotta wait til next chapter!
If there is one!
There will be if every single one of you reviews!
