MLUM 17
Ok, I got one opinion review for my story, asking it to be a Usagi+Mamoru one.
I really don't want that, but just to show you how much those reviews mean to me, I'm making one.
I'm putting Mamoru and Usagi's confrontation with each other, with a humorous part, and non-humorous part.
*Note* This chapter contains what some might call PG-13 material. If your small children are reading this, you might want to screen it for them.
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A night they couldn't remember
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Usagi walked down the street, bored out of her mind. She was feeling a little guilty about loving Seiya while she was already married.
Seiya... she knew her love with him couldn't last... but she wished it could. No matter how much she put it off, in the back of her head, Seiya was a girl, and like Diamond said, she was not a lesbian.
Usagi sighed "I'm so stressed out." She spied her favorite bar down the street, and smiled. "Time for a drink!" *Note- Usagi is 21 here*
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Mamoru was taking a little stroll to no where in particular. He was in distress about Rei dumping him, and decided to go get a drink.
'A' drink?
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After about four pina coladas (I love those... not the alcoholic ones though) Usagi started seeing blurry. She had never been very good with alcohol, and tonight was no exception.
Mamoru stared at the pretty blonde chick with the hair odangoes. 'Damn she's hot! I wish I could..." (His thought discretion is a little off too)
Usagi looked at the sexy hunk next to her with the short black hair 'Damn he's hot! I wish I could..." (Usagi?! You too?!)
They stared at each other, not recognizing each other because of the alcohol...
Mamoru said "Hello, there..."
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The next day, at Mamoru and Usagi's house (Or rather, their bed...)
Usagi opened her eyes to find Mamoru sleeping next to her. They were both naked, and the realization wasn't that hard to make about what they must've done. She started to panic. The last thing she remembered from last night was ordering a third pina colada. 'I must've gotten drunk... and he took advantage of me!' she thought. Why he would've was a mystery though.
Mamoru woke up and saw Usagi in his bed. He screamed. "AAH! USAGI WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!?!" She frowned and pulled the sheet around her. "I was about to ask you the same question." She glared at him. "So... taking advantage of me in my drunken state? What is with you? I understand being mad at me for falling in love with Seiya, but just... that's not!" Mamoru shook his head. "I didn't do anything like that. I don't think so... at least... I don't really remember... I remember getting a couple of drinks... then... not much else..."
Usagi frowned. "Why should I believe you?"
Mamoru frowned. "You're just jealous.
Usagi pouted. "Of who?"
Mamoru pouted. "Rei."
Usagi sneered. "She dumped you!"
Mamoru sneered. "Well at least I'm not gay like you!"
Usagi got a POed mark on her forehead. "You know I'm not a lesbian. Seiya is currently a man. More man than you will ever be."
Mamoru got a POed mark on his forehead. "What do you mean be that?!"
Usagi stuck her tongue out. "Exactly what I said!"
Mamoru stuck his tongue out. "Well Rei's better than you'll ever be!"
Usagi turned her back to him. Mamoru did the same. She picked up her clothes from the floor, and got dressed. "I'm leaving now. Don't tell anyone about this unfortunate... mishap."
***** Anti M+U fans- rejoice now! M+U fans review now! (And read the next chapter to see if they make up)
Mamoru frowned. "Why would I? I don't even like you. You're dumber than dirt. You're uglier than Rei's oji-san. You're the clumsiest, most unappealing girl in the universe. I hate you, and would be happy if I never saw you again. I'm sorry I ever married you. In fact, we should get divorced as soon as possible. You're nothing but an ugly, good for nothing, clumsy, un-cute bimbo who will never make it in life, let alone make it with a decent guy. The only one you can get is a bisexual who just happens to be able to turn male! You're so... so..." He stopped when he saw tears in Usagi's eyes.
Usagi turned around so he couldn't see her face, but the tears were already falling. "Is that what you really think of me...?" She didn't wait for an answer. "I don't care. I don't love you anyway. I don't know why I married you. Maybe it was because it was my destiny, or just because you were the only half-decent guy available. Maybe it was because of Chibi-Usa. That doesn't matter now, she'll never be born. I'm glad you don't like me anymore, because now I won't feel guilty. So... goodbye... Mamoru-san." She quietly opened and shut the door of their house as she left. Mamoru watched out the window as she left. He wanted to call out to her, to stop her, to tell her he didn't mean it, but the words just stuck in his throat. He stared feeling dizzy, and leaned against the balcony banister. He whispered "Usako..." before falling to the floor, unconscious.
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Sad, huh? Don't worry, I'll do funny next chapter if you review! Make sure to tell me who you want with who!
