Hello! I'm back. –Scary music- Anyway this time I have a GIR one! My last one (Love and War Within was a blow out so I'm going to try a new kind of story! FLUFF! This is about Gir and his experience with love. (It's much like Zim's with Tak) a bagillion thanks to Jhs Rockerbaby (Look for some of her fics) she gave me the idea and has helped me out A LOT!

Gir sat on the couch watching the same old scary monkey show, when Zim pounds on the door, "GIR OPEN THIS DOOR!" Gir looks at the door then back at the screen, he hesitates, then finally opens the door. Zim walks in with a round ball of pink fur in his hands scowling at Gir. Gir looked at the ball of unknown fuzz then back at Zim.

"What is it?"

Zim smiled, "This, Gir, is a dog. The human neighbors aren't buying your disquise much nowadays so I thought if you spent time with a real dog maybe you'd learn something." Zim glared at the TV for a moment before dropping the fur ball onto the floor and picking up the remote, "And no TV. I want you to concentrate fully on this, filthy mass of meat and fur. GET IT?" Gir nodded slightly weeping at the abrupt end of his monkey show. Zim proceeded down to his lab. Gir put on his doggy outfit, walked over to the mass and tapped it slightly, "Hello?"

Out of the fur sprouts a head, then four legs and begins to walk around totally ignoring Gir. Gir keeps his eye on it trying to see what it's gonna do. He looked around and decided to approach it, 'Hi. What's your name." The pink poodle looks at Gir and growls. Gir jumps with excitement, "WOW! My name is giiiiiiiir too! What'dya know?" The poodle growls again and steps back from him. Gir felt hurt. In an attempt to be nice he decided to express his feelings, "I love you Giiiiiiir." The dog begins to bark loudly. Gir jumps back and decides to keep his distance. He decided to go to bed and just try again tomorrow. He curled up on the couch and began sleeping soundly. In the middle of the night He was shaken awake by something pushing him. He landed with soft thud on the floor. He looked up to see the poodle had pushed him off. He decided to go to the other side. When he got there he was meet by the poodle, again, being pushed off. Tears began to well in his eyes as he decided to sleep on the floor that night.

He woke up the next morning by barking. The poodle was after Zim now. She was barking at him and he was waving his hands at it trying to get it to leave him alone. Gir does his first instincts, turning to red mode he approached the dog with sterness, "Leave him alone!" Gir pointed at the dog to distrat it long enough for Zim to slip out the door unharmed. Before he knew it the dog had ahold of his Dog outfit and the sleeve was ripped off. He scampered away hurt and sad. He loved this dog why was it so mean to him. "Maybe," He thought, "It just wants a present. Presents make me happy!" Gir rummaged through some old stuff of Zim's to find a nice present for his loved one. He finally found an old pie in the fridge. He loved this pie but he was convinced that if he made a new friend the pie would be worth it.

Gir slowly approached the puppy who was sleeping on the couch as usual. Gir couldn't hold in his exciment any longer. He held up the pie and shouted, "SURPRISE I LOVE YOU!" The dog jumped to a start and began to growl. Gir looked around nervouse, "Do you not like pir? I can make you a taco- ahhhhh!" Gir was running around the dog attached to his nose screaming. He shook his head of the dog and ran out of the room crying and hiding in a closet the rest of that day.

Zim returned from skool and found the dog sprawled out on the couch sleeping but Gir was nowhere. He looked around and called for him 'til he heard Gir in the closet rustling around. He opened it and saw Gir teary- eyed and cuddling with a teddy bear that was missing one eye, "I don't wanna love the doggy." He sniffed looking at Zim once more tiem before bursting into tears. Zim sighed maybe a different type of dog would work. Tomorrow he would find a better breed for hi little Gir.

He he. Sorry it's not exactly the best beginning for Gir but lets see if the next dog will work out better. Next chapter up soon and I garuntee That chapter will have Gir Fluff's GALORE! Only… not with another dog?!?!