UM22
Alright, this is going to be a 25 chapter story. Nice, even, divisible number. I'm going to add a few twists, so make sure you pay attention! Also, review for a sequel.
I can't resist this title. I just saw Aladdin for the first time since Pre-K. It is so funny! But the title... CLICHE!!!! CLICHE!!!
A lot of people have been wanting to know who the father is. If you haven't guessed by now, I guess I'll have to spell it out for you. I shall.
By the way, in the manga, they come up with a new attack each time, instead of using the same old one over and over and over and over again. That's what I'm doing here.
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Diamond in the rough (Cliche!!)
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*D-I-A-M-O-N-D-I-S-T-H-E-F-A-T-H-E-R-S-O-K-I-S-S-M-Y-A-S-S-!-!-!*
(So read Serenity's bumper sticker)
Usagi sweat dropped. "Uh... Serenity, why did you bring your Ferrari to the past?"
"Because I'm stupid. Now you all know who the father is."
**Back to the story**
Welcome, all you fans who have come here to see Usagi beat herself up!
Serenity and Usagi have assumed battle poses, DBZ style, and are now about to duke it out!!
Serenity decides to be friendly to Usagi, and fight on fair terms with her. "You lousy, good-for-nothing %!#*$!! Im going to kick your @$$!"
Usagi gasps, her very slow brain finally clicking. "Hey! I know who the father is! Because the only guy I ever slept with other than Mamoru is Diamond!"
"No, duh! It took you that long to remember?!"
"A while. Mmm... I remember that night... Diamond-sama...."
"Usagi, stop! We're supposed to be fighting!!"
"Alright! Get ready, Serenity! KA... ME..."
Serenity realized- "Kamehameha?! You don't know how to do those! Only DBZ characters do!"
"I don't care! HA... ME..." Usagi continued the countdown, with only one syllable left.
Serenity realized her peril "Think seriously about this, Usagi! Do you really want to kill your future self?!"
"Yes! ...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A really big ki-blast incinerated Serenity's hair, who ran around pointlessly until it burned off, so it was as short as Haruka's.
"MWAHAHA!!! I have my revenge!!!" Usagi cried, as Serenity sulked off.
Serenity took the time key from the chain around her neck, and cried "Yo, Pluto! Get the heck over here!" Pluto appeared, with a big swirly, sparkly entrance.
"Yo." Pluto said
"Yo. Get me out of here." Serenity pouted.
"Yeah, sure."
"Stop it. You're starting to sound like me."
"Sorry, dude. Let's go." Pluto waved her time key, and the disappeared very sparkly and shimmery-like.
"YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! I won! I won! I won!" Usagi jumped up and down. Then the inevitable thought came to her mind. She cringed, thinking 'Is it possible to do that with a Hobbit?'
Then a serious thought replaced that silly, dirty one. She cried "Waa! Mamoru! Where'd you go?!"
"Over here, Usagi." The serious look on his face vanquished all humor from this chapter. "What do you mean, you slept with Diamond?"
Usagi started to talk, but suddenly couldn't. "Well.... um... I...."
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From his spaceship, Diamond watched Usagi's beautiful face, the one he loved so much. "Usagi-chan..."
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MWAHAHAHA! Diamond, yes DIAMOND!!!! Review and tell me what YOU THINK!!
