Hello again! Here's the third chapter and as I promised, no DAGR. Read and
review afterwards!!!
The phone rang and Zim waited impatiently for someone, anyone to pick up.
"Hello?"
Zim grinned; he could recognize Dib's voice at the other end, "Dib?"
"… ZIM?!?! What do YOU want!! Why on Earth are you calling me!?" Zim listening for a moment soaking in this, less than warm, greeting, "DIB! You Earth-Monkey I wouldn't call you if I wasn't TOTALLY Desperate! This isn't for me it's for Gir, as much as I loathe you I believe you have what I need to fix my dilemma…. GIVE ME!"
"WHAT?!?! What do I have that you want! You're not getting a DIME from me and No way I'm letting your touch any machinery in this household!!!"
Zim growled, "Dib-human! We have a dance coming up and I need your sister!"
There was silence on the other end for a good thirty seconds.
"YOU WANT WHAT?!?! NO WAY! I'D NEVER HAND OVER MY SISTER TO YOU SICK TWISTED EXPERIMENTS YOU'RE A FOOL TO ASK ZIM! SHE'S NOT GOIN ANWHERE OR DOING ANYTHNG WITH YOU!"
Zim clenched his fist, "DIB, I told you, it's not for me! Gir's upset and I want your sister to take Gir to that dance to make him happy and keep his mouth shut so I can work in peace! You have no IDEA how IRRITATING this is, so… irritating…"
Dib thought for a moment, "Well… what-NO!"
"PLEASE DIB! I cant stand it I just cant stand another moment of crying and asking 'why this and why that! Love, love, mushy stuff' blah blah blah BIG DEAL! And he cries all the TIME dib please HELP ME! If you don't I'll make him follow YOU around for a week we'll see how YOU like it!"
"Ok, ok, I see your point, "Dib sighed, "This is Gaz we're talking about I'll see what I can do but remember, This-is-GAZ! She might not even go no matter what is say!"
Zim thought for a moment, "Fine! But if she doesn't even if you did try he'll be with you for a WEEK!"
Dib sighed, "Ok fine… er… bye?"
"BYE," Zim screamed as he slammed down the phone and put his hands on his hips. "Hmmm, GIR!! GET IN HERE." Gir sulked his way in the room slowly sitting his little robotic self on the floor, "What do you want?" Zim frowned, he didn't like Gir hyper but all his sadness was just plain depressing. And he had another week of this unless Dib acted fast. Zim hoped this would cheer Gir up… it better.
Dib fiddled with his fingers and walked up to Gaz who already sensed he want her attention. She paused her game and without looking up said, "What's wrong now Dib?"
Dib cleared his throat, "Oh well, uh hi Gaz I just wanted to- you know, talk… and I uh want to ask you… just ask you a little question, well more like a favor, but, yeah, err… ok? It'll only take a sec, heh, please?" Gaz stared at him one eyebrow raised, "Riiiight. What do you want Dib?!" Dib sighed and slapped his hand against his forehead and imagined for a moment walking to school head down frowning, Gir hot on his heels crying and holding on to his trench coat dragging from class to class the home again. HE sighed. Keeping his head down he ask slowly and almost whispering, "I want you to go to the dance with," he thought -there's no way I'll say Gir she'll freak- "a friend of mine." He looked up noticing he lost her attention. She was now playing her GameSlave. Without drawing any attention from it she stated flatly and finally, "I don't do dances."
Dib dropped onto his knees and grabbed her arm, "GAZ PLEASE! You don't understand! The horrible crying, the annoyance, I cant live with it for a week you HAVE TO GO! Please I'll do anything." Gaz looked at him crazily, "WHAT are you talking about?"
Dib fell on his back to the floor and looked up at her and explained the phone call to her. She paused her GameSlave, put her hand to her chin and thought, "Only if YOU get a date first will I go." Dib sat up, "But! I cant are you nuts! No one will go with me." Gaz chuckled, "Looks like you're in a Jam. Call me when you got a girl." Dib sighed a disappointing sigh and left the room.
He walked up to his room and sat on the bed. Only one girl came to mind that he could ask that would be available. He lay back on his bed and curled up into a ball rolling from side to side, "NO, no, no I don't wanna ask her. Aww geez I have to… aww man." He sat up and got ready for bed. Tomorrow at school he has to ask her or else it was Gir for a week.
Hehe I hoped you liked that! R/R and lemme know how you like that. What's Dib gonna do? It'll be interesting I promise. Toddles more up soon hopefully!
The phone rang and Zim waited impatiently for someone, anyone to pick up.
"Hello?"
Zim grinned; he could recognize Dib's voice at the other end, "Dib?"
"… ZIM?!?! What do YOU want!! Why on Earth are you calling me!?" Zim listening for a moment soaking in this, less than warm, greeting, "DIB! You Earth-Monkey I wouldn't call you if I wasn't TOTALLY Desperate! This isn't for me it's for Gir, as much as I loathe you I believe you have what I need to fix my dilemma…. GIVE ME!"
"WHAT?!?! What do I have that you want! You're not getting a DIME from me and No way I'm letting your touch any machinery in this household!!!"
Zim growled, "Dib-human! We have a dance coming up and I need your sister!"
There was silence on the other end for a good thirty seconds.
"YOU WANT WHAT?!?! NO WAY! I'D NEVER HAND OVER MY SISTER TO YOU SICK TWISTED EXPERIMENTS YOU'RE A FOOL TO ASK ZIM! SHE'S NOT GOIN ANWHERE OR DOING ANYTHNG WITH YOU!"
Zim clenched his fist, "DIB, I told you, it's not for me! Gir's upset and I want your sister to take Gir to that dance to make him happy and keep his mouth shut so I can work in peace! You have no IDEA how IRRITATING this is, so… irritating…"
Dib thought for a moment, "Well… what-NO!"
"PLEASE DIB! I cant stand it I just cant stand another moment of crying and asking 'why this and why that! Love, love, mushy stuff' blah blah blah BIG DEAL! And he cries all the TIME dib please HELP ME! If you don't I'll make him follow YOU around for a week we'll see how YOU like it!"
"Ok, ok, I see your point, "Dib sighed, "This is Gaz we're talking about I'll see what I can do but remember, This-is-GAZ! She might not even go no matter what is say!"
Zim thought for a moment, "Fine! But if she doesn't even if you did try he'll be with you for a WEEK!"
Dib sighed, "Ok fine… er… bye?"
"BYE," Zim screamed as he slammed down the phone and put his hands on his hips. "Hmmm, GIR!! GET IN HERE." Gir sulked his way in the room slowly sitting his little robotic self on the floor, "What do you want?" Zim frowned, he didn't like Gir hyper but all his sadness was just plain depressing. And he had another week of this unless Dib acted fast. Zim hoped this would cheer Gir up… it better.
Dib fiddled with his fingers and walked up to Gaz who already sensed he want her attention. She paused her game and without looking up said, "What's wrong now Dib?"
Dib cleared his throat, "Oh well, uh hi Gaz I just wanted to- you know, talk… and I uh want to ask you… just ask you a little question, well more like a favor, but, yeah, err… ok? It'll only take a sec, heh, please?" Gaz stared at him one eyebrow raised, "Riiiight. What do you want Dib?!" Dib sighed and slapped his hand against his forehead and imagined for a moment walking to school head down frowning, Gir hot on his heels crying and holding on to his trench coat dragging from class to class the home again. HE sighed. Keeping his head down he ask slowly and almost whispering, "I want you to go to the dance with," he thought -there's no way I'll say Gir she'll freak- "a friend of mine." He looked up noticing he lost her attention. She was now playing her GameSlave. Without drawing any attention from it she stated flatly and finally, "I don't do dances."
Dib dropped onto his knees and grabbed her arm, "GAZ PLEASE! You don't understand! The horrible crying, the annoyance, I cant live with it for a week you HAVE TO GO! Please I'll do anything." Gaz looked at him crazily, "WHAT are you talking about?"
Dib fell on his back to the floor and looked up at her and explained the phone call to her. She paused her GameSlave, put her hand to her chin and thought, "Only if YOU get a date first will I go." Dib sat up, "But! I cant are you nuts! No one will go with me." Gaz chuckled, "Looks like you're in a Jam. Call me when you got a girl." Dib sighed a disappointing sigh and left the room.
He walked up to his room and sat on the bed. Only one girl came to mind that he could ask that would be available. He lay back on his bed and curled up into a ball rolling from side to side, "NO, no, no I don't wanna ask her. Aww geez I have to… aww man." He sat up and got ready for bed. Tomorrow at school he has to ask her or else it was Gir for a week.
Hehe I hoped you liked that! R/R and lemme know how you like that. What's Dib gonna do? It'll be interesting I promise. Toddles more up soon hopefully!
