Ok, of course first things first, I do not own Invader Zim or any of the
characters or anything like that. Second of all this is my first fanfic
EVER so pleeeeassse read and review! Also if you can review with advice to
improve since I probably need it.
This time you're not so lucky by BendyStrawBunny
Dib sat in the back of Health and Nutrition class doodling on his binder instead of listening to what his teacher was saying. He didn't even know why Heath and Nutrition was required; it wouldn't help him in real life.
"Mr. Membrane I am so sorry my class isn't interesting enough for you"
Dib looked up and realized everyone was staring at him including Mr. Peel the Teacher.
"Sorry Mr. Peel." Dib said as he turned red in embarrassment.
Mr. Peel narrowed his eyes and turned back around and continued his lesson.
A strange looking boy in front of Dib chuckled and muttered "Squealy Fool" under his breath before quickly turning his head back around.
Zim.
Dib was still amazed that he was still here after all these years, instead of dissected with his alien organs in jars. In the past he had so many chances to prove to the world what Zim really was but all he managed to do was keep him from the destroying all of mankind. Which should have been enough, but Dib wouldn't be happy until he was rid of Zim forever.
It killed him that no matter what he did Zim would always be there laughing and laughing...
No, he couldn't think like that. He would beat Zim in the end. He had to.
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Zim sat in Heath and Nutrition class fidgeting with a loose thread coming from his binder. Which was far more interesting than what the Human worm teacher was talking about. It sickened him that he was still pretending to be a human instead of ruling the horrible stink people with an iron fist. Oooo how it sickened him so much so that he-
"Mr. Membrane I am so sorry that my class isn't interesting enough for you"
For a spilt second Zim thought that Mr. Peel was talking to him. He sat upright immediately and than realized that he was talking to the Dib Human behind him.
"Sorry Mr. Peel" Dib mumbled behind him.
Zim smiled, he could sense the embarrassment in his rival's voice. He turned around and stared at Dib. "Squealy Human" he muttered under his breath and turned back around.
"Now back to what I was saying, you can never be too careful about GERMS. There are GERMS EVERYWHERE! IN YOUR CLOTHES! ON YOUR SHOES! ON YOUR BOOKS! ON THE WALLS AND ON FLOOR! They can get you sick! Beware!"
Zim stopped listening. This teacher was obliviously paranoid and insane.
"Why I knew someone who got sick because of GERMS once. Mmyep sure did why he was so sick he couldn't get out of bed for days!"
Zim's eyes widened. An idea suddenly grew in his mind. Before earth germs were just a source of pure fear for him but if he could harness their powers and use than for his own purposes... Why he could make the entire high skool sick! OR better yet make them weak... too weak to resist an invasion.
Zim's face twisted into an evil smile. Sometimes his brilliance amazed him. He just had to last the rest of the day so he could get home and work on his plan.
Three hours later Zim walked up to his house's door and opened it. The Female Robot Parental Unit met him inside with a cheerful, "Welcome home son! YOUR HAIR IS A MESS!" Than it jumped on Zim's head with a wooden spoon in hand.
The robot whacked Zim on the head several times before exploding and falling to pieces on the floor.
Zim rubbed his bruised head and stared wide-eyed at the robot pieces on the floor. "Uhhh.. I'll have to fix that later..."
Before he could even take another step a loud squealing came from the Kitchen.
"MASSSSSSTERS HOMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"AHHHHHH!!!" Zim screamed as he tried to dodge his defected SIR unit. "GIR! GET OF MY HEADDDDD!!!" he cried as he ran around franticly.
"Okie Dokie" GIR said merrily as he popped of Zim's head and landed gently on the ground.
"GIR! I have much work to do! I will tell you in the lab! Hurry!"
This time you're not so lucky by BendyStrawBunny
Dib sat in the back of Health and Nutrition class doodling on his binder instead of listening to what his teacher was saying. He didn't even know why Heath and Nutrition was required; it wouldn't help him in real life.
"Mr. Membrane I am so sorry my class isn't interesting enough for you"
Dib looked up and realized everyone was staring at him including Mr. Peel the Teacher.
"Sorry Mr. Peel." Dib said as he turned red in embarrassment.
Mr. Peel narrowed his eyes and turned back around and continued his lesson.
A strange looking boy in front of Dib chuckled and muttered "Squealy Fool" under his breath before quickly turning his head back around.
Zim.
Dib was still amazed that he was still here after all these years, instead of dissected with his alien organs in jars. In the past he had so many chances to prove to the world what Zim really was but all he managed to do was keep him from the destroying all of mankind. Which should have been enough, but Dib wouldn't be happy until he was rid of Zim forever.
It killed him that no matter what he did Zim would always be there laughing and laughing...
No, he couldn't think like that. He would beat Zim in the end. He had to.
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Zim sat in Heath and Nutrition class fidgeting with a loose thread coming from his binder. Which was far more interesting than what the Human worm teacher was talking about. It sickened him that he was still pretending to be a human instead of ruling the horrible stink people with an iron fist. Oooo how it sickened him so much so that he-
"Mr. Membrane I am so sorry that my class isn't interesting enough for you"
For a spilt second Zim thought that Mr. Peel was talking to him. He sat upright immediately and than realized that he was talking to the Dib Human behind him.
"Sorry Mr. Peel" Dib mumbled behind him.
Zim smiled, he could sense the embarrassment in his rival's voice. He turned around and stared at Dib. "Squealy Human" he muttered under his breath and turned back around.
"Now back to what I was saying, you can never be too careful about GERMS. There are GERMS EVERYWHERE! IN YOUR CLOTHES! ON YOUR SHOES! ON YOUR BOOKS! ON THE WALLS AND ON FLOOR! They can get you sick! Beware!"
Zim stopped listening. This teacher was obliviously paranoid and insane.
"Why I knew someone who got sick because of GERMS once. Mmyep sure did why he was so sick he couldn't get out of bed for days!"
Zim's eyes widened. An idea suddenly grew in his mind. Before earth germs were just a source of pure fear for him but if he could harness their powers and use than for his own purposes... Why he could make the entire high skool sick! OR better yet make them weak... too weak to resist an invasion.
Zim's face twisted into an evil smile. Sometimes his brilliance amazed him. He just had to last the rest of the day so he could get home and work on his plan.
Three hours later Zim walked up to his house's door and opened it. The Female Robot Parental Unit met him inside with a cheerful, "Welcome home son! YOUR HAIR IS A MESS!" Than it jumped on Zim's head with a wooden spoon in hand.
The robot whacked Zim on the head several times before exploding and falling to pieces on the floor.
Zim rubbed his bruised head and stared wide-eyed at the robot pieces on the floor. "Uhhh.. I'll have to fix that later..."
Before he could even take another step a loud squealing came from the Kitchen.
"MASSSSSSTERS HOMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"AHHHHHH!!!" Zim screamed as he tried to dodge his defected SIR unit. "GIR! GET OF MY HEADDDDD!!!" he cried as he ran around franticly.
"Okie Dokie" GIR said merrily as he popped of Zim's head and landed gently on the ground.
"GIR! I have much work to do! I will tell you in the lab! Hurry!"
