Alright chapter three, this is when the title of this fic actually starts
to make sense! Hooray! This was written while listening to Third Eye
Blind's "Jumper" You can kinda tell later on... Please review!!!!!!!
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It was too cloudy and dark to see the sun setting as Dib walked along the sidewalk leading to Zim's Home Base. He had suddenly realized that he didn't have any plan on how to get into Zim's Underground labs.
He knelt on the ground and looked through what he had thrown in his backpack to see if there was anything that would help him.
Two issues of Crop Circles Magazine, his math book, an extra pair of glasses, and the squirrel costume.
"What is all this crap?!? What was I thinking?!?" Dib couldn't believe how stupid he was. None of this would help him to get into the labs! Was he even paying attention to what he was doing when he put this stuff into his backpack?
Dib sighed; he wasn't about to go back. Even though he was positive that his Dad hadn't bothered to check to see if he was even there.
What was he going to do now? He couldn't go home and he couldn't do what he left to do! It was-
A high pitched squeal interrupted his thoughts. "PIGGGYYYY??? WHERE ARE YOU GOOOINGG?? PIGGY WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE!"
Zim's front door burst open and a small pig toy flew out of it like a rocket. Before Dib could doubt what he had just saw a green dog ran out of the house after the pig screaming, "NOOO PIG NOOO!"
Well that's something you don't see everyday, thought Dib. Than Dib froze, he turned towards Zim's door.
It was wide open.
Without even thinking Dib dashed madly towards the door in fear that it would shut if he didn't hurry.
He was inside. It shouldn't have seemed so amazing, he had been gotten in many times before but... wow that was incredibly convenient! Dib knew that Zim was far down inside the labs so if the dog didn't come back too soon he wouldn't have any problems getting down there.
Dib knew the place like the back of his hand. He went to the kitchen, and climbed into the trash can that lead to an elevator.
Dib went onto the elevator and whistled as it took him down deeper and deeper underground. Finally it stopped right in the room where the one camera Zim hadn't found was in. Dib stepped out of the elevator and glanced around. He seemed to be enjoying the tour of Zim's house he was getting. He also seemed to take his time walking down the corridor that led to Work Station Five.
He even hummed softly as he walked. And as he went on he began to sing quietly "I wish you would step out from that ledge my friend, you could cut ties with all the lies that you've living in. And if you do not want to see me again I would understand, I would understand....."
Dib was almost disappointed when he finally reached the door. But nevertheless he twisted the knob and stepped inside.
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"Dib! How did you get into the house? Why didn't the computer warn me??" Zim cried as saw Dib waltz right into the room where he was working on his AMAZING PLAN!
"Your stupid dog left the door open, and I don't know why your computer didn't go off maybe it's broken." Dib said. "But that's not the point! Don't change the subject! I'm here to stop you Zim! I know about your plan and you won't get away with it!"
"HA! I laugh at your cliched smugness Dib! For I have taken many precautions to stop you from messing up my plan! Oh so many precautions I have taken-"
"Yeah, like what?" Interrupted Dib.
'HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ZIM?!" Zim shouted angrily. "I'll have you know that everything having to do with this plan is stored on this very computer so you can do nothing about it! NOTHING!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!"
Dib stared blankly at the Computer and than at Zim. "Couldn't I just destroy the computer?"
"I- uhhhh... OH CRAP!! FUCK, SHIT AND OTHER SUCH EXPLETIVES!!" (hey lookie a JtHM quote!) shouted Zim.
Dib quickly grabbed the math book out of his backpack.
"NOOOOOO!" cried Zim.
Dib raised his hand into the air with the Math book. Just one throw and he would save the world... again.
He stopped.
Save the world.. again. For what? A bunch of idiots who didn't even like him. Idiots who made fun of him and bullied him for no reason. Idiots like his Father who had finally lost all hope in him. Idiots who didn't even realize that the person they picked on had saved their asses far too many times to count. Idiots who had a fucking ALIEN LIVING RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES and they didn't even notice!
It was pathetic. Dib lowered his hand. He couldn't see the point to try and save ignorant fools like that. This time they wouldn't be so lucky.
Dib threw the math book as hard as he could at floor and ran out of the house and into the night.
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Ooooooo... what happens next?? The next chapter will most likely be up tomorrow.
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It was too cloudy and dark to see the sun setting as Dib walked along the sidewalk leading to Zim's Home Base. He had suddenly realized that he didn't have any plan on how to get into Zim's Underground labs.
He knelt on the ground and looked through what he had thrown in his backpack to see if there was anything that would help him.
Two issues of Crop Circles Magazine, his math book, an extra pair of glasses, and the squirrel costume.
"What is all this crap?!? What was I thinking?!?" Dib couldn't believe how stupid he was. None of this would help him to get into the labs! Was he even paying attention to what he was doing when he put this stuff into his backpack?
Dib sighed; he wasn't about to go back. Even though he was positive that his Dad hadn't bothered to check to see if he was even there.
What was he going to do now? He couldn't go home and he couldn't do what he left to do! It was-
A high pitched squeal interrupted his thoughts. "PIGGGYYYY??? WHERE ARE YOU GOOOINGG?? PIGGY WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE!"
Zim's front door burst open and a small pig toy flew out of it like a rocket. Before Dib could doubt what he had just saw a green dog ran out of the house after the pig screaming, "NOOO PIG NOOO!"
Well that's something you don't see everyday, thought Dib. Than Dib froze, he turned towards Zim's door.
It was wide open.
Without even thinking Dib dashed madly towards the door in fear that it would shut if he didn't hurry.
He was inside. It shouldn't have seemed so amazing, he had been gotten in many times before but... wow that was incredibly convenient! Dib knew that Zim was far down inside the labs so if the dog didn't come back too soon he wouldn't have any problems getting down there.
Dib knew the place like the back of his hand. He went to the kitchen, and climbed into the trash can that lead to an elevator.
Dib went onto the elevator and whistled as it took him down deeper and deeper underground. Finally it stopped right in the room where the one camera Zim hadn't found was in. Dib stepped out of the elevator and glanced around. He seemed to be enjoying the tour of Zim's house he was getting. He also seemed to take his time walking down the corridor that led to Work Station Five.
He even hummed softly as he walked. And as he went on he began to sing quietly "I wish you would step out from that ledge my friend, you could cut ties with all the lies that you've living in. And if you do not want to see me again I would understand, I would understand....."
Dib was almost disappointed when he finally reached the door. But nevertheless he twisted the knob and stepped inside.
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"Dib! How did you get into the house? Why didn't the computer warn me??" Zim cried as saw Dib waltz right into the room where he was working on his AMAZING PLAN!
"Your stupid dog left the door open, and I don't know why your computer didn't go off maybe it's broken." Dib said. "But that's not the point! Don't change the subject! I'm here to stop you Zim! I know about your plan and you won't get away with it!"
"HA! I laugh at your cliched smugness Dib! For I have taken many precautions to stop you from messing up my plan! Oh so many precautions I have taken-"
"Yeah, like what?" Interrupted Dib.
'HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ZIM?!" Zim shouted angrily. "I'll have you know that everything having to do with this plan is stored on this very computer so you can do nothing about it! NOTHING!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!"
Dib stared blankly at the Computer and than at Zim. "Couldn't I just destroy the computer?"
"I- uhhhh... OH CRAP!! FUCK, SHIT AND OTHER SUCH EXPLETIVES!!" (hey lookie a JtHM quote!) shouted Zim.
Dib quickly grabbed the math book out of his backpack.
"NOOOOOO!" cried Zim.
Dib raised his hand into the air with the Math book. Just one throw and he would save the world... again.
He stopped.
Save the world.. again. For what? A bunch of idiots who didn't even like him. Idiots who made fun of him and bullied him for no reason. Idiots like his Father who had finally lost all hope in him. Idiots who didn't even realize that the person they picked on had saved their asses far too many times to count. Idiots who had a fucking ALIEN LIVING RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSES and they didn't even notice!
It was pathetic. Dib lowered his hand. He couldn't see the point to try and save ignorant fools like that. This time they wouldn't be so lucky.
Dib threw the math book as hard as he could at floor and ran out of the house and into the night.
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Ooooooo... what happens next?? The next chapter will most likely be up tomorrow.
