Pokemon Insanity

By Yui

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, I probably never will. I also don't own the reference from Calvin and Hobbes, or any songs I may mention…

~ I'm writing this at school after reading several other crazy stories. There is no plot and it will make no sense whatsoever. Okay? Okay. Enjoy!!!!

P.S. I'm buzzed on DayQuil. Perfect timing!



One day, Ash and co. were on the way to a new city.

"I'm gonna get a badge!" Ash yelled while skipping backwards.

"Don't let the bedbugs bite!" Brock warned.

"Stop trying to erase my hair!" Misty scolded. Togepi barked and ate a carrot.

"Two plus two is four!" said Slowpoke.

Ninetales made a castle out of toothpaste.

Goldenrod City got flooded with cream soda and lemonade. Machop cried.

"I AM SPARTICUS!" yelled Morty.

"Hey, that's my cat!" Falkner exclaimed.

Ash put his toe in the sun.

Misty turned into a Cardcaptor and ate a plaid donut.

"Ha-ra!" said Pikachu.

"It's raining ectoplasm!" said Sabrina.

Then Brock took Page 322 out of every book in the world. "Time to burn the water!" he said.

Tracey hit a brick wall.

"When do fish sleep?" asked Giovanni.

Then, everyone played Red Rover while Shuckle discoed, and Mew played classical violin.

"I want candy!" sang Jasmine.

"I think I thought of a thought to think," said Misty.

The Unown spelled out nursery rhymes while Team Rocket sold lemonade. But there wasn't any lemonade left, because it was all in Goldenrod City. "I'm falling!" said Whitney.

Meowth ate a styrofoam cup. "You adhesive bookmark!" Jessie said.

"Antidisestablishmentarianism," said James.

Then the lemons and the sock puppets stole somebody's left toe. Pikachu disappeared never to return. And a strand of hair took over Mahogany Town.

"Disco! Disco duck!" yelled Karen.

"What do you mean the lake is on fire?" said Ash.

Falkner turned into a donut.

The deranged mutant killer monster snow goons had a car race. Bugsy used atomic rollerblades and ran over a Pop Tart.

Misty and Lance played Mario Party. Yoshi meowed.

Clair put on a black belt and ran around the swimming pool. She caught on fire.

"I like pineapples," she said.

"Now it's time to bring it around town!" said Morty.

In the end, the sky was pink and everyone sang the SpongeBob theme song. It rained cream soda and Whitney grew wings and flew underground.

THE END!!