1 Tealeaves, Malfoy and Snape

The next day, Fred and George went to breakfast early. Probably a prank. Harry thought. When they got to breakfast, Mc Gonagall took them to the Front of the room. Every one was staring.

Dumbledore stood up. "Good morning. I would like to take this opportunity to introduce our four new transfer students, and your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Gildroy Lockhart."

Hermoine snorted. Ron, Fred and George's smiled were wiped off their faces. Sirius stood up and yelled at Harry.

"Harry! Why I oughta… oh never mind. Just be prepared to go through second year again!" The Weasley's groaned and Hermoine glared, something she was getting really, really good at.

Harry simply smiled. "No. Thanks though! I've been there, done that, and I would prefer not to live through it again! It was a horrible year. Besides, you love me too much!"

The students thought that was a weird exchange of conversation. What happened in his second year?

"Anyways, This is Gred Weasley- George moved forward- and this is Forge Weasley-Fred stepped forward- this is Ron Weasley, and Harry Potter." Fred and George smiled evilly and winked at each other. The action was not missed by Ron or Harry. They quickly went to the table.

"Hermoine, don't eat the food, Fred and George did something to it." Harry said.

The hall was soon filled with squawking and popping and people changed. Fred and George laughed and gave each other high fives. It was not lost to the others in the great hall that the new students didn't eat the food. The trio was leaving the great hall when Malfoy stopped them.

"I'd be careful what you pull." Malfoy warned.

"Why, is daddy gonna black mail the school governors to get us expelled?"

"Watch it or you'll find poison in your food."

"Ha. I'm quaking in my wittle booties!"

"Watch yourself!"

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They walked to Sirius' classroom. Sirius smiled when they walked in.

"What possessed you to give me a name like that?!" He asked.

"I dunno, I thought it would be funny!" Harry answered.

"Well, it wasn't! It was quiet hilarious to see the expression on the twins' face!" Sirius chuckled.

"Yep!" the trio agreed.

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The first class was potions. It was a Slytherin/ Gryffindor class. The teachers name was Professor It. (don't laugh. Hehehehehehehe) Luckily, the teacher was not the head of Slytherin. As usual, Hermoine knew all the answers. She was awarded almost 30 points in the first 10 minutes.

"Too bad this isn't our time! We'd be raking in the points!" Ron moaned.

"Yep. Definitely. Do you think we could take him back?" Harry asked.

"Definitely not! You know the rules about t-." Hermoine said, almost not realizing who was around. The Marauders looked at her questionably. Malfoy and Snape kept glaring at them.

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After potions, they had divination. Hermoine went to Arithmancy. When Ron and Harry to the tower, they found it was very much like Trelawny's, possibly hotter. The teachers name was Professor Whippit. She was worse than Trelawny. They were reviewing tealeaves.

"Urgh. Here goes!" Harry said, handing his cup to Ron. Ron's voice took Trelawny's.

tone.

"I see a deadly enemy! And-he shrieked_ the grim dear boy, the grim!" Professor Whippit turned their way really fast. Harry jumped into Ron's arms. The class stared at them.

"Oh dear… I just saw the grim two days ago! I'll invite his to tea before I die. It's the only proper thing to do!" Harry said, with a southern belle accent.

They burst out laughing and they both fell to the floor. The trapdoor opened and a big black shaggy dog entered. Harry screamed in mock terror. Ron pretended to faint. The dog cocked its head as if to ask what the hell that was about. Harry grinned.

Professor Whippit had turned white. Harry and Ron laughed. Harry took Ron's cup and read it to Ron. Ron shrieked and pretended to faint. The "grim" started to growl. Ron straightened up and Harry stopped laughing. Professor Whippit told them to leave. They paused at Sirius on the way out

Harry said, "Grim, meet me at the Whomping willow tomorrow at three, we'll dicuss the situation of my death there, over tea of course." Sirius growled.

"Fine! Im sorry! I wont do it again, but I remember you did a lot more of this htan I did when you were in school. I remember some things about-." Sirius growled again. Harry hurried out of the room. Ron followed, patting Sirius on the head.

"Good one Snuffles, you really showed-." Ron started, but Sirius started growling again. He hurried out.