Fandom: DRAGONBALL Z
Series: No
Author/E-mail: Shaynie (GokunVegeta02@aol.com or goku_n_vegeta_02@aol.com)
Title: Eww! That's Disgusting!
Rating: PG-13 (to be safe.)
Characters: Master Roshi, Goku, Piccolo, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, Goten.
Summary: Some of the most difficult things in life can be the funniest as well.
Spoilers: A small reference to my other story "Piccolo's Apology". You don't have to read that first to understand this.
Spoilers to the show: None that I am aware of.
Notes: None
Warnings: Discussion of sexual activities.
Part: 2/3
Archive: Fanfiction.Net, and to my site which is up. you can find it at http://www.geocities.com/goku_n_vegeta_02/
Thanks To: Everyone who reviewed "Piccolo's Apology." I hope you enjoy this one and please review as always.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in the Harry DBZ fandom. All
the rights belong to Akira Toriyama and Funimation.
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"Goku, Master Roshi called and said that he wanted you to be over there a half hour earlier than everyone else." Chichi called to her soon-to-be husband; they were getting married that night and she was so happy. "You should leave now."
"Okay, I'll see you later!" Goku called back, followed by the door slamming shut. The Saiya-jin took off into the air and headed to his old master's island, smiling.
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~Get a grip now, Roshi.~ The old turtle-hermit thought as he paced back and forth in front of his house. ~You have a duty to tell him about these things. You told Krillin, you can tell Goku.~
"Master Roshi, I'm here!" Goku called as he touched down on the island. "Hey!"
~Look at him, so care-free... I wonder if he ever even thinks about these things..."
"You okay, Master, you look pale." Goku put his hand on Roshi's shoulder.
"Oh yes, I'm fine." Was his response. "Come inside, I think it's time we had a talk."
"Okay." The two walked into the small house and sat down at the kitchen table. "Is it about the wedding? You're still coming, right?"
"I wouldn't miss this for the world, son." Master Roshi said. "But what I want to talk about is just as important."
"Okay, what is it?"
"I'm sure you and Krillin have discussed this amongst yourselves, but I still want to make sure you know the facts." Goku looked confused. "You and Chichi are getting married and then you will go on your honeymoon an you'll be alone and-"
"Oh, I know where this is going!" Goku said brightly. "Chichi is a good girl, she won't do anything to hurt me."
"Are you really that dense, I'm talking about sex here!" The turtle-hermit said, his student blushed. "Haven't you even thought about that?"
"Well, kinda..." The Saiyan started nervously. "But I don't want to start a family right away; we're still young."
"That is what I wanted to talk about. I have something for you to use so you can make love and not worry about getting her pregnant." Roshi handed him a box of Trojan condoms. "You do know how to use them, right?" He asked hopefully, Goku nodded hesitantly. "Tell me how."
"I thought you knew!"
"I do, I just want to make certain you do!" Master Roshi handed him a banana. "Better yet, show me.
"Do I have to?" Goku asked, blushing even deeper.
"Yes," Goku put the condom on the banana like he was told to. "Leave room at the tip."
"Better?" He asked nervously, he couldn't remember ever being so embarrassed in his life, it looked like Roshi couldn't either.
"Yes, now you're ready."
"Can I ask you a question?" The Saiyan asked, looking up. "Is this going to be comfortable?"
Master Roshi's eyes widened in shock. "Uh well... Everyone's going to be here soon."
Goku watched as his old martial-arts master busied himself getting ready for his bachelor party. Goku smirked to himself; he knew more about sex than he had let on. He knew Master Roshi had felt a duty to educate him about safe sex, and he was glad to have someone who was like a father in his eyes, to do that; even if it was embarrassing.
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(A/N) That part wasn't as good as I wanted it to be because I couldn't put into words exactly how I thought Roshi would act (oh well). I hope ya'll enjoyed that. Pleas, please review! Next up is Goten and Trunks' sex talk... Lucky Vegeta! I was thinking about adding another part to this where Goku and Gohan talk, but I'm not sure. Does anyone want me to write the part?
Shaynie *_*
BTW: If you decide to review, please do it only once per chapter unless you forget to say something. Someone reviewed like six times and I was depressed (kinda) to see it was the same thing.
