A/N: Sorry about this part! Its kinds (ok way) fuck up! I had to clear my mind, now I shouldn't have to much trouble getting the next part of this out. But please review anyways!

Shaynie

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Me: Hello all, I'm Shaynie, and I am here today to find out how each person feels about their sex talk. Let's go over and talk to our first guests: Goku and Master Roshi.

Goku: Wow, are we on tv?

Master Roshi: What a ham! (points to Goku who's striking poses in front of the camera.

Me: Ah, Goku, can you come sit down so I can ask you some question?

Master Roshi: Goku!

Goku: Oh alright. (walks over and plops down next to his old martial arts master) Hiya!

Me: Hello! No Goku, tell us about your little talk with Master Roshi.

Goku: Well, um... I-

Me and Master Roshi: Did you learn anything?

Goku: Oh, yea! Master Roshi made me show him how to put a condom on, we used a banana, I think it was supposed to be the-

Me: giggles behind her hand.

Master Roshi: Goku, there is a lady in the room!

Goku: Um.

Me: Well, thank you guys.

Goku and Master Roshi: waves

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Me: Excuse me, is Piccolo around?

Gohan: He's getting water.

Piccolo: I'm here.

Me: I'd like to ask how your sex talk went.

Piccolo: W-what? How'd you know about that?

Gohan: Simple, Mr. Piccolo, she's the author!

Me: Hiya, I'm Shaynie!

Piccolo: So you're the one who made me tell Gohan about babies!

Me: Yep, but you know darn well you would have told him if he asked.

Gohan: You would, wouldn't you?

Piccolo: Well I- Oh fine, yes I would. Hmph!

Me and Gohan: Giggles

Gohan: (Hugs his friend tightly.) Thanks, Mr. Piccolo, you're the best!

Piccolo: Hmph, stop hugging me in public, kid! How am I supposed to take over the world if people see me going soft?

Me: Aww! But you two are so cute together! Well, that's it, I have to go interview Veggie, Goten and Trunks!

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Veggie: (before I have a chance to greet him) Where's Kakarott? We're supposed to spar in five minutes!

Me: Uh, you'll have to take that up with him.

Goten and Trunks walk up and wave at the camera.

Trunks and Goten: Hi mom!

Me: You two are so sweet!

Vegeta: Hmph!

Me: So, was talking to your dad as bad as you thought, Trunks?

Trunks: What are you talking about?

Me: I'm talking about what you and Gohan did the other night.

Trunks: I'm not telling my dad that!

Vegeta: What's going on?

Goten: Me and Trunks looked up s-e-x on the computer.

Vegeta: You did what?

Trunks: We have to go! Come on Goten, out the back door!

Me: Well that was my good deed for the day everyone! C-ya! (watches in amusement as Vegeta chases after them.) Now, back to the story!

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A/N: LOL! sorry about this fucked up thing! I couldn't think of anything to write for the Trunks, Goten, Veggie part!

Please Review!

Shaynie *_*