A/N: Sorry about this part! Its kinds (ok way) fuck up! I had to clear my mind, now I shouldn't have to much trouble getting the next part of this out. But please review anyways!
Shaynie
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Me: Hello all, I'm Shaynie, and I am here today to find out how each person feels about their sex talk. Let's go over and talk to our first guests: Goku and Master Roshi.
Goku: Wow, are we on tv?
Master Roshi: What a ham! (points to Goku who's striking poses in front of the camera.
Me: Ah, Goku, can you come sit down so I can ask you some question?
Master Roshi: Goku!
Goku: Oh alright. (walks over and plops down next to his old martial arts master) Hiya!
Me: Hello! No Goku, tell us about your little talk with Master Roshi.
Goku: Well, um... I-
Me and Master Roshi: Did you learn anything?
Goku: Oh, yea! Master Roshi made me show him how to put a condom on, we used a banana, I think it was supposed to be the-
Me: giggles behind her hand.
Master Roshi: Goku, there is a lady in the room!
Goku: Um.
Me: Well, thank you guys.
Goku and Master Roshi: waves
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Me: Excuse me, is Piccolo around?
Gohan: He's getting water.
Piccolo: I'm here.
Me: I'd like to ask how your sex talk went.
Piccolo: W-what? How'd you know about that?
Gohan: Simple, Mr. Piccolo, she's the author!
Me: Hiya, I'm Shaynie!
Piccolo: So you're the one who made me tell Gohan about babies!
Me: Yep, but you know darn well you would have told him if he asked.
Gohan: You would, wouldn't you?
Piccolo: Well I- Oh fine, yes I would. Hmph!
Me and Gohan: Giggles
Gohan: (Hugs his friend tightly.) Thanks, Mr. Piccolo, you're the best!
Piccolo: Hmph, stop hugging me in public, kid! How am I supposed to take over the world if people see me going soft?
Me: Aww! But you two are so cute together! Well, that's it, I have to go interview Veggie, Goten and Trunks!
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Veggie: (before I have a chance to greet him) Where's Kakarott? We're supposed to spar in five minutes!
Me: Uh, you'll have to take that up with him.
Goten and Trunks walk up and wave at the camera.
Trunks and Goten: Hi mom!
Me: You two are so sweet!
Vegeta: Hmph!
Me: So, was talking to your dad as bad as you thought, Trunks?
Trunks: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm talking about what you and Gohan did the other night.
Trunks: I'm not telling my dad that!
Vegeta: What's going on?
Goten: Me and Trunks looked up s-e-x on the computer.
Vegeta: You did what?
Trunks: We have to go! Come on Goten, out the back door!
Me: Well that was my good deed for the day everyone! C-ya! (watches in amusement as Vegeta chases after them.) Now, back to the story!
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A/N: LOL! sorry about this fucked up thing! I couldn't think of anything to write for the Trunks, Goten, Veggie part!
Please Review!
Shaynie *_*
