{A.N:} Hiya, everyone! Kei (Emiru the Metal Mononoke) here! This is a really silly fic, but I
almost guarentee that it'll bring you a few laughs! It's based on your basic Iron Chef cooking
show, except with Kikyo against Kagome! They're fighting over Inu-Yasha's love! Pleaseeee
REWIEW!! Well, here's the fic!!
Disclaimer: I dont own Iron Chef or Inu-Yasha, so dont sue meeeee!!
Iron Chef!
Inu-Yasha Style
*Big gong rings*
Host (dubbed over in English):Today we have quite the show for you! Prepairing origional
culinary sensations, we have Higurashi Kagome all the way from Tokyo!
(movie of Kagome starts) She's a beautiful young girl who is a reincarnated pristess! One day
she fell in a well and ended up in Sengoku Jidai! Can you believe it? She was nominated 'best
ramen chef' by many people (picture of Inu-Yasha and Shippo) and is here today to claim her
lovers heart! Give her a warm welcome, everyone!
*Kagome walks out from behind stage with Kouga holding a sign that reads 'KAGOME ROCKS!'.
She's wearing her usual school apron (God forbid she wear anything else) and a chef hat.*
*Quote appears on screen reading, 'Tell me what you eat; and I'll tell you what you are'.*
(Intro seen starts, with that creepy host coming out in his black shiny shoes with an elaborate
costume complete with a babboon cloak. He slowly walks down the steps and takes a big bite
out of a red bell pepper, gagging.)
Host: Now it's time for Higurashi San to pick her opponent!
* Curtains draw back, revealing Miroku, Sessho-Maru, and Kikyo *
Host: All three of these people are blessed with horrible cooking skills, now, Higurashi San,
who would you like to challenge?
Kagome: Umm... I... Well...
Sessho-Maru: PICK ME! I DID MY NAILS JUST FOR THE SHOW!!
* Sessho holds up his nails, revealing a manacuer *
Kagome: *sweatdrop* Umm... Umm... KIKYO!!
Kikyo: *evil laugh* WE SHALL DUEL FOR INU-YASHA'S HEART!
Host: A-anyways, let's reveal the.... INGREDIENT!
* The host pulls the cloth off of a huge box, revealing-- *
Kikyo: What... what is that?!
Host: DOG FOOD!!!!
Kagome: *sweatdrop* YOU EXPECT US TO COOK WITH THAT?!
* LET THE COOKING SHOWDOWN BEGIN!! *
( Kagome and Kikyo both take buckets of dog food to where they're stationed in the huge
kitchen )
* Meanwhile *
Kesan (or whatever his name is) : Today on the panel, we have Demon Slayer Sango, singer
Hayashibara Megumi, and Hanyo Inu-Yasha! It's a pleasure to have all of you here!
Hayashibara San: It's a pleasure to be here, Kesan!
Sango: Yes, thank you for inviting us!
Inu-Yasha: FEH!
Hayashibara San: Ohh, my... I wonder what Higurashi San is doing?
*Kagome buts the dog food in a blender, with a paper clip on her nose *
Kesan: Ah, my! This looks simply delicious!
Sango: Do we have to eat that stuff?
* Back to Kagome and Kikyo *
(Kikyo is chasing the host around with bows and arrows trying to kill him, while Kagome is
pouring the dog food into a tray, about to puke)
Kagome: This dish shall be truly irrestable! (throws the dog food into the oven)
Kesan: It appears the Higurashi San is perhaps making a cake out of dog food?
Hayashibara San: Ah, my! This reminds me of leaves flowing through the wind...
Sango: *gimme a break*
Inu-Yasha: There's something wrong with that woman!
Hayashibara San: *smacks Inu-Yasha on the head*
(Kikyo is still chasing the host around, threatning to take him to hell)
Kagome: (removes dog food from oven, and boils some water to cook ramen in)
Kesan: Ah, my! It appears that Higurashi San is attempting to cook ramen!
Inu-Yasha: RAMEN?! WHEREEEE????? (about to tackle Kesan)
Kagome: OSUWARI!
*thump*
(Kikyo finally settles down and attempts to cook dog food mixed in with earth and bones)
Kesan: My, my! It appears that Kikyo is attempting to cook with earth, bones, and dog food! I
can't wait until the results for this dish!
Hayashibara San: Yes, it is so origional, I can't wait until I taste it! It reminds me of autmn
leaves falling from above...
Sango: Gimme a break!
Kagome: (adds ramen to the boiling water and throws in some seasonings) I'll definately win
his heart with this one! Not that I care, or anything!
Speaker: 30 minutes of battle remaining
(Kagome adds some dog food into the ice cream machine, while her ramen cooks, Kikyo smas-
hes her earth/bone/dog food concotion with a hammer, sending dog food everywhere.)
Kesan: Kikyo has just attacked her food with a hammer! How wonderful!
Inu-Yasha: (licks some dog food off of face) Nee, this stuff isn't all that bad!
Sango: You sicko!
(Kikyo scoops some of her food into little bowls, putting a cherry on top of each dish.)
Hayashibara San: Wow! I can't wait to try that! Her creativeness really shows with this dish!
Sango: I'm NOT eating that!
Kesan: Sango, I'm no culinary critic, but anyone sane would at least try that dish!
Inu-Yasha: Feh!
(Kagome takes out her ramen, and pours it onto her pan filled with fried dog food, and then
runs over to the ice cream machine, taking it out and scooping it into little bowls, adding dog
biscuts on top *the ones shaped like little dog bones*)
Speaker: 15 minutes left of battle
Hayashibara San: Kesan! Kesan!
Kesan: Yes?
Hayashibara San: Oh, nothing. People just haven't been saying your name much this episode.
Kesan: *sweatdrop* Uh, thanks, I guess...
Inu-Yasha: Kagome is the best chef in the world!
Sango: You flirt!
(Kagome puts her dog food/ramen thing onto plates, garnishing it with pepperica, Kikyo runs
around in circles threatning to take people to hell with her.)
Kikyo: (talking to Kesan) Kesan... would you like to come to hell with me?
Kesan: Uh, no thanks...
Kikyo: C'mon! You're no fun! (walks up to Inu-Yasha) How 'bout you, cutie?
Inu-Yasha: GO TO HELL, BITCH!
Kikyo: what a comeback!
(Kagome comes over to Kikyo and slaps her.)
*crash!*
*bang!*
Speaker: 1 minute of battle, remainging.
Kagome: Oh, noooooo!!! (runs over and quickle makes some tea out of dog food and pours it
into little cups)
Speaker: 30 seconds, remaining.
Kikyo: FINALLY! THIS IS GETTING SO BORING!!
Kesan: Oh, my, how exciting!
Speaker: TIME UP!!!
(Inu-Yasha jumps up, the loud noise surprising him)
*~*~*~* Tasting *~*~*~*
Host: With us today we have:
Lower House Member Kaiyuchi Kenichi
Fortune Teller Takeuchi Sakura
Demon Hunter Sango
Hentai Monk Miroku
Dog Demon Inu-Yasha
Singer Hayashibara Megumi
Host: First we will have our challenger, Higurashi Kagome, she has prepaired for us three
dishes. The first one will be 'Ramen Dog Food Cake'
Kagome: This is meant to be eaten with soi sauce (passes around soi sauce) so please add some
to your food.
Hayashibara San: Wow, this is really... very good. At first, the taste is salty, but then, it gets
sweeter the more you eat it! Excellent!
Takeuchi San: I first predicted that this dish would be absolutely horrible; but I was wrong.
This dish is like a roller coaster ride, it makes my taste buds go up and down... Oishii yo!
Miroku: My darling Kagome, this is wonderful! Will you please bear my --- (Miroku is cut
off by Sango hitting him over the head with her boomerang)
Sango: (blushing) Hai, this is quite good, Kagome Chan!
Inu-Yasha: (too busy chewing to say anything, but nods in approval)
Kenichi: (face is green) f-furuba wa doko desu ka?! (where's the bathroom?!)
{A.N:} poor Kenichi!
Kagome: This second dish is dog food ice cream. It's meant to be eaten slowly,
using the dog biscut as a spoon.
Takeuchi San: This dish is soothes my tastebuds, and the aroma is just to wonderful! Can
I have more?
Hayashibara San: My, what an exotic flavor! The texture is very nice, and it feels nice on my
tounge... The coldness of this dish really adds to the flavor.
Inu-Yasha: Wow, Kagome! Make me more of this later, okay?!
Sango: It's pretty good... if you plug your nose.
Miroku: This dish is wonderful, just like you!
Kagome: This third dish was something that I whipped up... I hope you enjoy it!
(Upon looking at the tea with clumps of dog food in it, everyone refused to eat it.)
Host: And now, Iron Chen Kikyo has prepaired one dish for us.
Kikyo: I call this dish 'come with me to hell'. It has real bones and dirt in it, too!
Hayashibara San: This dish... Is disgusting! It tasted like charcoal! I thought that this dish was
going to be delightful, but I was mistaken! Excuse me for not liking it.
Kikyo: NANI?! (her glowly ball things float around Hayashibara San, dragging her to hell.
Sango: WOW THIS DISH IS SO DELICIOUS I WANT MORE! (Sango gags) Isn't this so good?!
Inu-Yasha: Yes this is quite good!
Miroku: THIS IS SO GOOD WILL YOU BEAR MY ---
*thump*
Takeuchi San: Wow... this dish is breatakingly good! I love it!
Kenichi: This dish is truly amazing!
~*~*~*~*~the verdict~*~*~*~*~
Host: Both of these beautiful women did outstanding jobs prepairing dishes out of such an
odd ingredient! But, the verdict concludes that... KAGOME IS THE WINNER!
(Kagome and Kikyo give eachother death glanges as Kagome smirks; because she won Inu-Yasha's
love!)
Inu-Yasha: Congrats, Kagome! *Pats Kagome on the back, and gives her a hug*
Host: Well, that's it for this show, minna-san! This has definately been a culinary surprise!
*Kikyo invites the host to hell again, and the credits roll*
~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~
{A.N:} well, how was it? Gosh, it's so long! Yay! finally a long ficcie!!! YAAAAY!!! Please, review.
Also, I'm sorry that I made fun of Kikyo so much! I have nothing against her! Also, sorry about
the OOCness! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!
almost guarentee that it'll bring you a few laughs! It's based on your basic Iron Chef cooking
show, except with Kikyo against Kagome! They're fighting over Inu-Yasha's love! Pleaseeee
REWIEW!! Well, here's the fic!!
Disclaimer: I dont own Iron Chef or Inu-Yasha, so dont sue meeeee!!
Iron Chef!
Inu-Yasha Style
*Big gong rings*
Host (dubbed over in English):Today we have quite the show for you! Prepairing origional
culinary sensations, we have Higurashi Kagome all the way from Tokyo!
(movie of Kagome starts) She's a beautiful young girl who is a reincarnated pristess! One day
she fell in a well and ended up in Sengoku Jidai! Can you believe it? She was nominated 'best
ramen chef' by many people (picture of Inu-Yasha and Shippo) and is here today to claim her
lovers heart! Give her a warm welcome, everyone!
*Kagome walks out from behind stage with Kouga holding a sign that reads 'KAGOME ROCKS!'.
She's wearing her usual school apron (God forbid she wear anything else) and a chef hat.*
*Quote appears on screen reading, 'Tell me what you eat; and I'll tell you what you are'.*
(Intro seen starts, with that creepy host coming out in his black shiny shoes with an elaborate
costume complete with a babboon cloak. He slowly walks down the steps and takes a big bite
out of a red bell pepper, gagging.)
Host: Now it's time for Higurashi San to pick her opponent!
* Curtains draw back, revealing Miroku, Sessho-Maru, and Kikyo *
Host: All three of these people are blessed with horrible cooking skills, now, Higurashi San,
who would you like to challenge?
Kagome: Umm... I... Well...
Sessho-Maru: PICK ME! I DID MY NAILS JUST FOR THE SHOW!!
* Sessho holds up his nails, revealing a manacuer *
Kagome: *sweatdrop* Umm... Umm... KIKYO!!
Kikyo: *evil laugh* WE SHALL DUEL FOR INU-YASHA'S HEART!
Host: A-anyways, let's reveal the.... INGREDIENT!
* The host pulls the cloth off of a huge box, revealing-- *
Kikyo: What... what is that?!
Host: DOG FOOD!!!!
Kagome: *sweatdrop* YOU EXPECT US TO COOK WITH THAT?!
* LET THE COOKING SHOWDOWN BEGIN!! *
( Kagome and Kikyo both take buckets of dog food to where they're stationed in the huge
kitchen )
* Meanwhile *
Kesan (or whatever his name is) : Today on the panel, we have Demon Slayer Sango, singer
Hayashibara Megumi, and Hanyo Inu-Yasha! It's a pleasure to have all of you here!
Hayashibara San: It's a pleasure to be here, Kesan!
Sango: Yes, thank you for inviting us!
Inu-Yasha: FEH!
Hayashibara San: Ohh, my... I wonder what Higurashi San is doing?
*Kagome buts the dog food in a blender, with a paper clip on her nose *
Kesan: Ah, my! This looks simply delicious!
Sango: Do we have to eat that stuff?
* Back to Kagome and Kikyo *
(Kikyo is chasing the host around with bows and arrows trying to kill him, while Kagome is
pouring the dog food into a tray, about to puke)
Kagome: This dish shall be truly irrestable! (throws the dog food into the oven)
Kesan: It appears the Higurashi San is perhaps making a cake out of dog food?
Hayashibara San: Ah, my! This reminds me of leaves flowing through the wind...
Sango: *gimme a break*
Inu-Yasha: There's something wrong with that woman!
Hayashibara San: *smacks Inu-Yasha on the head*
(Kikyo is still chasing the host around, threatning to take him to hell)
Kagome: (removes dog food from oven, and boils some water to cook ramen in)
Kesan: Ah, my! It appears that Higurashi San is attempting to cook ramen!
Inu-Yasha: RAMEN?! WHEREEEE????? (about to tackle Kesan)
Kagome: OSUWARI!
*thump*
(Kikyo finally settles down and attempts to cook dog food mixed in with earth and bones)
Kesan: My, my! It appears that Kikyo is attempting to cook with earth, bones, and dog food! I
can't wait until the results for this dish!
Hayashibara San: Yes, it is so origional, I can't wait until I taste it! It reminds me of autmn
leaves falling from above...
Sango: Gimme a break!
Kagome: (adds ramen to the boiling water and throws in some seasonings) I'll definately win
his heart with this one! Not that I care, or anything!
Speaker: 30 minutes of battle remaining
(Kagome adds some dog food into the ice cream machine, while her ramen cooks, Kikyo smas-
hes her earth/bone/dog food concotion with a hammer, sending dog food everywhere.)
Kesan: Kikyo has just attacked her food with a hammer! How wonderful!
Inu-Yasha: (licks some dog food off of face) Nee, this stuff isn't all that bad!
Sango: You sicko!
(Kikyo scoops some of her food into little bowls, putting a cherry on top of each dish.)
Hayashibara San: Wow! I can't wait to try that! Her creativeness really shows with this dish!
Sango: I'm NOT eating that!
Kesan: Sango, I'm no culinary critic, but anyone sane would at least try that dish!
Inu-Yasha: Feh!
(Kagome takes out her ramen, and pours it onto her pan filled with fried dog food, and then
runs over to the ice cream machine, taking it out and scooping it into little bowls, adding dog
biscuts on top *the ones shaped like little dog bones*)
Speaker: 15 minutes left of battle
Hayashibara San: Kesan! Kesan!
Kesan: Yes?
Hayashibara San: Oh, nothing. People just haven't been saying your name much this episode.
Kesan: *sweatdrop* Uh, thanks, I guess...
Inu-Yasha: Kagome is the best chef in the world!
Sango: You flirt!
(Kagome puts her dog food/ramen thing onto plates, garnishing it with pepperica, Kikyo runs
around in circles threatning to take people to hell with her.)
Kikyo: (talking to Kesan) Kesan... would you like to come to hell with me?
Kesan: Uh, no thanks...
Kikyo: C'mon! You're no fun! (walks up to Inu-Yasha) How 'bout you, cutie?
Inu-Yasha: GO TO HELL, BITCH!
Kikyo: what a comeback!
(Kagome comes over to Kikyo and slaps her.)
*crash!*
*bang!*
Speaker: 1 minute of battle, remainging.
Kagome: Oh, noooooo!!! (runs over and quickle makes some tea out of dog food and pours it
into little cups)
Speaker: 30 seconds, remaining.
Kikyo: FINALLY! THIS IS GETTING SO BORING!!
Kesan: Oh, my, how exciting!
Speaker: TIME UP!!!
(Inu-Yasha jumps up, the loud noise surprising him)
*~*~*~* Tasting *~*~*~*
Host: With us today we have:
Lower House Member Kaiyuchi Kenichi
Fortune Teller Takeuchi Sakura
Demon Hunter Sango
Hentai Monk Miroku
Dog Demon Inu-Yasha
Singer Hayashibara Megumi
Host: First we will have our challenger, Higurashi Kagome, she has prepaired for us three
dishes. The first one will be 'Ramen Dog Food Cake'
Kagome: This is meant to be eaten with soi sauce (passes around soi sauce) so please add some
to your food.
Hayashibara San: Wow, this is really... very good. At first, the taste is salty, but then, it gets
sweeter the more you eat it! Excellent!
Takeuchi San: I first predicted that this dish would be absolutely horrible; but I was wrong.
This dish is like a roller coaster ride, it makes my taste buds go up and down... Oishii yo!
Miroku: My darling Kagome, this is wonderful! Will you please bear my --- (Miroku is cut
off by Sango hitting him over the head with her boomerang)
Sango: (blushing) Hai, this is quite good, Kagome Chan!
Inu-Yasha: (too busy chewing to say anything, but nods in approval)
Kenichi: (face is green) f-furuba wa doko desu ka?! (where's the bathroom?!)
{A.N:} poor Kenichi!
Kagome: This second dish is dog food ice cream. It's meant to be eaten slowly,
using the dog biscut as a spoon.
Takeuchi San: This dish is soothes my tastebuds, and the aroma is just to wonderful! Can
I have more?
Hayashibara San: My, what an exotic flavor! The texture is very nice, and it feels nice on my
tounge... The coldness of this dish really adds to the flavor.
Inu-Yasha: Wow, Kagome! Make me more of this later, okay?!
Sango: It's pretty good... if you plug your nose.
Miroku: This dish is wonderful, just like you!
Kagome: This third dish was something that I whipped up... I hope you enjoy it!
(Upon looking at the tea with clumps of dog food in it, everyone refused to eat it.)
Host: And now, Iron Chen Kikyo has prepaired one dish for us.
Kikyo: I call this dish 'come with me to hell'. It has real bones and dirt in it, too!
Hayashibara San: This dish... Is disgusting! It tasted like charcoal! I thought that this dish was
going to be delightful, but I was mistaken! Excuse me for not liking it.
Kikyo: NANI?! (her glowly ball things float around Hayashibara San, dragging her to hell.
Sango: WOW THIS DISH IS SO DELICIOUS I WANT MORE! (Sango gags) Isn't this so good?!
Inu-Yasha: Yes this is quite good!
Miroku: THIS IS SO GOOD WILL YOU BEAR MY ---
*thump*
Takeuchi San: Wow... this dish is breatakingly good! I love it!
Kenichi: This dish is truly amazing!
~*~*~*~*~the verdict~*~*~*~*~
Host: Both of these beautiful women did outstanding jobs prepairing dishes out of such an
odd ingredient! But, the verdict concludes that... KAGOME IS THE WINNER!
(Kagome and Kikyo give eachother death glanges as Kagome smirks; because she won Inu-Yasha's
love!)
Inu-Yasha: Congrats, Kagome! *Pats Kagome on the back, and gives her a hug*
Host: Well, that's it for this show, minna-san! This has definately been a culinary surprise!
*Kikyo invites the host to hell again, and the credits roll*
~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~
{A.N:} well, how was it? Gosh, it's so long! Yay! finally a long ficcie!!! YAAAAY!!! Please, review.
Also, I'm sorry that I made fun of Kikyo so much! I have nothing against her! Also, sorry about
the OOCness! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!
