(A.N:) Hey everyone! Kei here! I wasn't pleased about my other Iron
Chef ficcie, so I am writing another one, hopefully funnier and better
thought out. The plot is different, so please read it even if you read
the first one! I am sure you'll enjoy.

(Disclaimer: I dont own Iron Chef of Inu yasha, so dont sue poor little
me (pulls out life's savings, 5000 yen)

Iron Chef: Battle 2
By: Emiru the CRAZY Metal Mononoke

::creepy host comes out with big boa around his neck and bows::

Host: Today we have an exciting show for you... let me introduce our
challenger!

::video rolls:: All the way from sengoku jidai, we have Inu-Yasha!
Cursed with prayer beads, he is permanently attatched to his lover--

::Inu-Yasha runs out from backstage and strangles host::

Inu-Yasha: What do you think you're doing, human?! How dare you assume
that I am in love with that idiot girl?!

::from back stage:: Osuwari!

*thump*

Host: anyways, Inuyasha, you must chosse who you wish to battle against
in todays fierce battle! First we have:

::curtain draws back revealing Sessho-Maru::

Host: Your half brother Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: That is Sesshomaru SAMA to you, human!

Host: Moving on--

::curtain draws back revealing Shippo::

Host: The kawaii kitsune Shippo!

Host: --And finally--

::curtain draws back revealing Kaede::

Host: The old pristess Kaede Sama!

Host: Now, Inu-Yasha, who will you choose to battle against today?!

Inu-Yasha: SESSHOMARU! ::glare of death::

Sesshomaru: So I see. Since you cannot defeat me in battle, I suppose
you shall try to defeat me at something else! *snort* How clever of you!

Inu-Yasha: I won't lose, baka!

*Theme music*

::the host walks out with his tap dancing shoes on and approaches the
table with bell pepers. He picks up one, takes a really loud bite out
of it, and gags as the camera backs away::
(A.N: if you watch him closely, you will se that he really does gag
after he bites the pepper! ^ ^;;)

Quote appears: 'Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are.'

:: Inu-Yasha walks out in his fire rat kimono with Tessagia at his waist,
he looks very angry::

Host: Now-- for today, our main ingrediant will be--

:pulls off cover::

Host: This battle will be--- ALLIGATOR!

Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru: A-Alligator?!

Inu-Yasha *good thing I brought Tessagia*

Sesshomaru: *my nails will get ruined!*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Battle Time!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kasan: Today on the panel we have:
Singer/Seiyuu Hiro Yuuki
Reincarnated pristess Higurashi Kagome
Sesshomaru's future bride Rin

Rin: Rin is future bride of Sesshomaru Sama?

*Back in the kitchen Inu-Yasha is chasing around the alligators with
Tessigia attempting to decapitate them, while Sesshomaru is chasing
them with a huge steel mallet*

Inu-Yasha: *picks up about 3 dead alligator and brings them back to his
working space* There, this will be enough!

Sesshomaru: *takes some alligator back to his working area* I will
definately win this battle!

Ota: Kasan!

Kasan: Yes, Ota?

Ota: Upon asking Sesshomaru about he felt about this battle, he said
'I will not lose! No way is my half breed brother going to beat me
at something like this!'

Kasan: It appears that Sesshomaru is very confident in this battle!

Rin: *pulls out 'go Sesshomaru Sama' flag and waves it* GO SESSHOMARU
SAMA!

Kagome: Hmm... do either of them even know how to cook?

Yuuki: *bats eyelashes at Kagome* Hey... baby...

Sesshomaru: *filets the alligator alive and laughs as it struggles to
live, and then throws it into the oven after he coats it with leaves
and salt* I will not lose!

Ota: Kasan!

Kasan: Yes, Ota!

Ota: The batter that Iron Chef Sesshomaru put around the alligator consists
of salt, sake, soi sause, wakami and tofu.

Kagome: I wonder if that is to flavor the meat, or if we eat it with
the meat?

Yuuki: This sounds elagant!

*Rin puts flowers in Ota's hair*

Inu-Yasha: *slices the alligator into thin square shapes and boils some
rice* I know how to make sushi!

Ota: I asked how Inu-Yasha felt about this battle, and he said 'no way
am I going to lost to Sesshomaru, I will definately win this battle!'

Kasan: He sure sounds confidant!

Kagome: Maybe he has learned something from watching me cook for him!

Yuuki: How respectable.
(A.N: in case you havent noticed, Yuuki is a major bishounen, and a
flirt, but he is super cute! :drool:)

*Sesshomaru pulls his meat out of the oven, and sets it out to cool,
and then he boils some sake*

Inu-Yasha: * takes rice off the stove, and puts it into a freezer to
cool* Now what should I do?

Speaker: 30 minutes have elapsed

Inu-Yasha: *chops up some alligator meat, adds daishi, shiitake mushrooms,
and asoparagaso, and cooks it on the stove*

*Sesshomaru puts aisu kuremu in little dishes, and pours sake over it.*

Inu-Yasha: Puts alligator into a blender, cooks it, and takes some rice
and boils it, adding sake and sugar.

Kasan: It appears the Inu-Yasha is almost cooking gohan to keiniku (
chicken and rice) but, without the chicken, will it be the same?

Kagome: Inu-Yasha actucally looks like he knows what he's doing---

Rin: Sesshomaru sama is a better cook than Inu-Yasha!

*Kagome and Rin have a death glare moment*

Yuuki: Now, ladies-- please dont fight!

*Inuyasha takes his rice out of the freezer and makes sushi with the
alligator, the rice, and some seaweed. He adds daishi, wasabi, tofu,
and cucumbers*

*Sesshomaru slices the meat very thin, and then puts it onto little
plates, garnished with alligator eyeballs*

*Inuyasha makes some eggs with sake, sugar, and vanilla and makes the
egg into an omelette. Then he adds some soi sauce to the rice and
alligator, and mixes it all together into bowls.*

Speaker: 15 minutes of battle remaining--

Ota: Kasan! Kasan!

Kasan: Yes, Ota?

Ota: When I asked challenger Inu-Yasha about how he felt this battle
was going he said, 'we don't often use alligator in Japan, but it
doesn't mean it can't be done! I think I am doing just fine!'

Kagome: *yells really loud* GO INU-YASHA!

Rin: Hey! What about Sesshomaru Sama?!

Yuuki: You've got to respect the bishounen ::bats eyelashes at Kagome::

Kagome: s-sicko---

*Inu-Yasha quickly whips up an alligater parfait with fruit and alligator
seasoned with sugar*

*Sesshomaru puts alligator into the icecream/sake dessert thingy,
remembering he forgot to add it*

~~~~~~~~All of a sudden!!~~~~~~

*CRASH*

::Sesshomaru runs into Inu-Yasha! Oh, no!::

Sesshomaru: YOU VILE, PUTRID HALF BREED! HOW DARE YOU GET INTO MY WAY!?

Inu-Yasha: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 'FLUFFY'!?

::Sesshomaru takes a knife off of the counter and points it at Inu-Yasha::

*Masuharu Morimoto appears out of nowhere, with tenshi wings and a white
yukata*

Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru: WHAT THE?!

Masuharu: Don't you know that knives and cutting boards are sacred to
the Japanese culture?! How dare you attempt to defile them so carelessly!
(A.N: I'm sorry, but when he said that in the bobby flay battle I almost
died laughing! *laugh* I'm Japanese but I dont kiss my cutting boards
and knives every day ^ ^;;)

Speaker: 5 minutes of battle remaining--

Inu-Yasha: KUSO!!

*Inu-Yasha rushes to his parfait and garnishes it with whipped kuremu*

Sesshomaru: *drinks a bottle of Iron Chef's finest sake, and smiles with
approval* NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!

Rin: *yells at Sesshomaru* BAD SESSHOMARU SAMA!!

Kagome: *Laughs* Rin Chan wa KAWAII!

Yuuki: Not as kawaii as you, Higurashi San.

Speaker: 1 minute of battle remaining---

Inu-Yasha: *looks at Kagome with a happy smile, mouthing 'arigato'*

Kagome: Hentai--

Kasan: WHOSE CUISENE WILL REIGN SUPREME?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Tasting~~~~~~~~~~~~

Host: First, the challenger Inu-Yasha has prepaired 4 dishes for us today.
First, we have 'alligator sushi' Saying he was inspired by autmn leaves,
Inu-Yasha claims that this will have a very unique taste. The second
dish he has prepaired for us is vegetables and alligator. This is usually
a winter dish, but he says it will be fine. Third, he has a new version
of the classic dish 'chicken and rice' but without the chicken, will
it taste the same?! Finally he has prepaired for us alligator parfait.
His imagionation really shows with this dish.

Host: Iron Chef Sesshomaru has prepaired a meer 2 dishes for us today.
First he has prepaired 'alligator filet'. He has also prepaired 'alligator
ice cream'. Will the panel respect his creativity, or will they shun
down upon him?

Host: On the panel today we have:
Freeloader Fortune Teller: Shikoshiru Chitoshi
Student: Higurashi Kagome
Awesome bishounen/Seiyuu: Hiro Yuuki
Mysterious girl: Rin
Culinary Critic: Chigasaki Kenichi

Inu-Yasha: The first dish I have prepaired for you is 'alligator sushi'.
Don't like it and I'll kill you.

Kagome: Osuwari!

*thump*

Shikoshiru: Ah, my. This is very realxing and nice in my mouth. Truly
a wonderful job.

Yuuki Chan: Elegant.

Kagome: Wow! Nice job dog boy!

Inu-Yasha: My second dish is 'Vegetables and Alligator'.

Rin: This is yummy, dog boy. Rin like.

Chigasaki: This is a wonderful dish. You did a great job on this.

Yuuki Chan: Wonderful.

Inu-Yasha: My third dish is 'Alligator and Rice'.

Kagome: Oishii! Good job Inu-Yasha!

Shikoshiru: Once again, very nice.

Rin: Rin think this is okay.

Inu-Yasha: My final dish is 'Alligator Parfait'.

Kagome: How'd you know what a parfait is, Inu-Yasha?

Inu-Yasha: *snort* Jealous?

Kagome: Never mind!

Shikoshiru: T-this is awful! I'm sorry, but it truly is!

Kagome: This sucks, Inu-Yasha!

Yuuki Chan: Disgraceful.

Inu-Yasha: SHUT UP!

Host: Moving on, our Iron Chef Sesshomaru has created a meer 2 dishes
for us today.

Sesshomaru: My first dish is 'Alligator Filet'.

Rin: Yay for Sesshomaru Sama!

Kagome: Not bad for someone as vile as you!

Yuuki Chan: Sophisticated.

My second dish is 'Alligator Ice Cream'.

Shikoshiru: Yuck! This tastes like sake icecream!

Chigasaki: The taste is to blunt in this dish.

Kagome: This sucks...

Sesshomaru: NANIII?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The verdict~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Host: This was a semi hard decision but--- INU-YASHA IS THE WINNER!

*Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru give eachother long death galres*

Kagome: Inu-Yasha! Time to go!

*As the credit music plays, the camera zooms in as the host is seen
kissing some knives and a cutting board*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The End~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(A.N) Soo--- How was it? Please review, I want to know how many people
actucally read this and if it was worth all my time. Thank you Ash
Oneesan for the last line of the story! Kakkoii! Well, matane!