Mitsukake Mental Hospital

Chapter 2!!

Hey Ya'll did ya miss me? I miss my shower hee hee! But this fic doesn't need a introduction that you can see! But remember expect the unexpected…..I never got that…never mind.. BASHING! And if you have a flame; flame it on Tamahome the hot dog dude! And yes Tamahome, Miaka, and Chichiri are bashed and Mitsukake but really I don't think it's a big deal don't say I warned you

Disclaimer: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi and after you read this I'm sure you guys would agree too ENJOY~

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After burning the first "few" Hospitals, Mitsukake gave up and went with their "plan" And starting talking like "this" and always "quote"

Mitsukake: ( writes in journal) Day 10 week 2: after plotting and burning most of the "institutes" I gave up to see my enemies base. Even when the rooms are unsaini-… Hey Waiter! Another lobster with lemon please?

Waiter: Yes Master Mitsukake would you like your feet rub after that

Mitsukake: Yes, take the pain away off this "hell hole" ..hm oh yeah unsanitary and the worst room service you can find, at least the yokels are friendly. Hey Nakago!

Nakago: Hey Mitsukake, I'd like to talk, but I have a nail appointment I just broke one!

Mitsukake: Oh sorry about that. Maybe a little bit "too" friendly. I'm in the dumps.

Tama-Neko: (Blows Harmonica) Brrr brr brr br

Mitsukake: (singing to the harmonica) ( that blues songy thing) I was born and raise Da nanana and now in jail Da nanana I hope that I Da nanana don't break my nail Da nana nana the government is out to get me Da nanana and I'm ganna hit Tama-Neko because he singing in a flat B!

Tama-Neko: (blows harmonica) Brr brbr-…. MEOW! (stop playing and runs in the sink)

As the cat jumps in the water the guard walks by with his electric rod. 0_0

Guard: Wow this baby shocked 15 people today and broke someone's nail, Whoops ::throws it in the jail cell by "accident"::

Mitsukake: NNNNNNNO (slow motion)

The rod stops and drops near the sink

Mitsukake: (looks around) …( Picks it up and drops it in the sink)

Tama Neko: MEOW!.. ^x_x^ (electrified)

Mitsukake: My cat! WHO KILLED MY CAT!

Director: Cut! replacement!

Chichiri: Hey how come he doesn't get in trouble~!

Director: it's his cat

Chichiri: …fine! I see that I'm not wanted, I'm going to my trailer so I can get hives

Director: You mean high?

Chichiri: NO I mean hives Geez people. (leaves)

Director:….ACTION!

Mitsukake:…where was I? Oh yeah! DIE! (throws Himself at Tama-Neko) That'll teach you your abcs..

Tama-Neko: meow meow meow?

Mitsukake:…close enough

Guard: Hey a visitor came to ….visit you

Mitsukake: Good (whisper to Tama-Neko) Hurry Tama-Neko I think this one is alive

At the Visitor table we meet our friends Tamahome, Tasuki, Miaka, and…..ok noone else

Miaka: Where's Tamahome? I can't see him anywhere..

Tasuki: He's that hot dog your eating…

Miaka: 0_0 Really? I can't believe it's not hot dog (commercial music)

Commercial dude: What you just seen is real yes Miaka did eat Tamahome but a hot dog one! Yes you can eat all of those pesky anime people you hate too! And just 1.99 per anime all you have to do is send the drawing of your anime and Poof a Tamahome Hot Dog! Not only will you enjoy it your loved ones too.

Tamahome: I don't know if this is the Morphine that's talking but even though she biting on my hand and I can't feel my legs since I have none, I'm actually dying and I'm dying a loser without dignity! WHOO HOO!

Commercial dude: That's right! Buy buy buy since this is a limited time offer ending …now. From the people who gave you I can't believe it's not anime, that pesky solutions to those pesky Fans!

Tasuki:………I was wondering why he was following us.

Miaka: Oh hey Mitsukake!

Mitsukake: Hi Miaka, (whispers) did you get the "cake" I needed

Miaka: Ummm no, Mitsukake We know that your still insane but your coming with us

Mitsukake: Really? 0_- (looks at camera) your won this time, but you haven't won the cake walk yet!

David the camera guy: (widens his eyes) HOW DOES HE KNOW! (hugs the cake) it's mine I tells ya It's mine!

Miaka: Ok Mitsukake let's go home where it's nice, safe, and 100% sane.

The others go home to the palace Mitsukake is sent to his room and locked and secure it was dinner time and they allowed him to have dinner with them.

Mitsukake: and then I figured out he didn't say "kill me" he said "thrill me" Hahahahahahah!

Everyone:…0_0 (munch munch munch)

Miaka: So how was everyone's day?

Hotohori: I used " I cant believe it's not Hotohori"

Mitsukake: I bombed the Mental Hospital before I left

Nuriko: I was stalking Hotohori

Chiriko: I went over to Miboshi's house

Miaka: again? Chiriko you have to do your chores first before you do anything!

Chiriko: ok.. (looks at the window and see Seiryuu army destroying the country 0_0)…umm Miaka

Miaka: Don't interrupt me!

Chiriko: But the country is being destroyed!

Miaka: And that's your excuse! No dessert for you! (spear comes in and hits Miaka's arm)

Chiriko: 0_0 but but but

Miaka: Stop cussing! We don't use that kind of language here

Tasuki: (shot by the arrow on the toe) #)$%*&$9*&( (@&$(@ (#&(&@$ @(!*&$(@&$(@ @39&%@(&%(&$

Chiriko: but Tasuki cussed!

Miaka: No he said #)$%*&$9*&( (@&$(@ (#&(&@$ @(!*&$(@&$(@ @39&%@(&%(&$ And that's not a cuss word!

Chiriko: fine I'm going to my room I HATE YOU!

Miaka: that's the spirit! Now go be a teenager and gamble. Ok as we were saying how was the mental institute Mitsukake?

Mitsukake: It was ok I haven't notice much since I bombed them all

Miaka: I see…

Mitsukake: Wait! (sniffs the ground) I smell…….0_0 TAMA NEKO MISSING!

Miaka: how can you smell that?

Mitsukake: Cuz I don't smell pot!

Miaka: oh that just means Chiriko is gone or Chichiri is having hives instead 0(^_^)0

Chichiri: :smiling with his face all puffed up and red:: : )

Mitsukake: ..that explains a lot, BUT WHERE'S MY CAT!

Miaka: did you check you back pockets?

Mitsukake: even the side ones…

Everyone: ::Gasp::

Mitsukake: I know and I didn't find anything there either..

Miaka: well maybe Tama Neko went out to the war (points out to the window)

Mitsukake: But he left if harmonica and his little puss in boots and he didn't write a note!

Hotohori: ? He can write notes?

Mitsukake: Yes!

Chiriko: ( comes in) and you still didn't give me bunny slippers WAH~ (runs off)

Everyone: …..

Mitsukake: Why must you make me go… (Brittany song comes up) CRAZY

Da nana nana

Miaka: oh no he's at it again o_o cover your ears

Hotohori: what do you mean he's at it again?

Miaka: remember when people made karaoke fics of us making us sing

Hotohori: yeah it was embarrassing

Miaka: well Mitsukake…enjoyed it

Everyone: ::gasp:: (author note: please do not think the wrong way actually my favorite kind of fics are the ones with karaoke and I enjoy it myself but face it I'd be embarrass too if someone made a story about me singing it's wouldn't be a pretty good sight or sound)

Mitsukake: Crazy I just can't sleep!

I'm so excited I live to eat!

Ooooooh crazy but I'm not all right

Baby with my cat gone it keeps me up all night!

Everyone: :covering their ears::

Nuriko: Nothing could be worse then this.

That's what HE thinks

Tomo: OMG! I love Brittany! You go girl!

Everyone except Nuriko: 0_- ::stares at Nuriko.

Nuriko: hey honest mistake nothing could be-:everyone muffles Nuriko:

!!!!

Mitsukake & Tomo: Baby when my cat is gone it keeps me up all night! (end song)

Everyone: ::sigh::

Tomo: beautiful honey beautiful, Oh my I have to go now It seems someone ate my granola stick Chio baby love you all!

Everyone: yea heh heh (weak laugh)

Mitsukake: But my cat is still gone!

Tama Neko: (comes in at the door) Meow?

Mitsukake: TAMA NEKO! Where have you been.

Tasuki: To the bathroom since he has toilet paper stuck to his foot

Mitsukake: Oh yeah since there's a war outside the spies couldn't see you so you went to the bathroom!

Everyone:….

Miaka: there was war??? Why didn't anyone tell me

Everyone:…..

Nuriko: Miaka We've been saying all through this fic! How did you think you got a spear in your arm

Miaka:…Ummm the internet?

Nuriko: good point..

Tasuki: but why is their a war?

Suddenly a insane person jumps out of the window

Sephy: I'm NOT INSANE!

Miaka: did you make this war?

Sephy: yes because you guys kept burning all the town and institutes and having all the fun. (

Everyone: awwwwww

Sephy: yeah ( ::sniff::

Mitsukake: Well there's only one thing to say….(another Brittany song comes out) Opps I did it again

I took his idea

Burn the institutes

Oh dang it dang

Opps you think I'm psycho

But that's cuz I aaaammmmmmmmm

Miaka: I ate that granola stick!

Tomo: you Beotch! (slaps her)

Everyone: (singing while Miaka is fighting with tomo in the background)

I think I burned it again

I made you believe

That it was the dog oh boy

I sprayed gasoline

And set it up

Making people ddddiiiiiiieeee

And to all my intentions

I am still so typical me

Crazzzyyyyyyyyyyyy

Opps I did it again

I took his idea

Burn the institutes

Oh dang it dang

Opps you think I'm psycho

Because I aaaammmmmmmmm

Miaka ate that granola stick!

So as you can see another normal perfect day for the Suzaku senshi, Miaka got her patootie whooped by Tomo, Mitsukake and others had a band, and no Brittany Spears did not make charges, oh and yes Konan was burnt down since they were too busy singing PERFECT!

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I hope you like this one I did! Hee hee R&R plz and yes I straightened how to spell CHICHIRI thanks for telling me even if I needed to be told that once! Mommy wow I'm a big kid now! (^_^)~*(T_T)*~0(o_-)0

Lumina glow!

Ps ( I actually ate that granola stick)

Tomo: you Beotch!

Lumina glow: Bring it on! (fights)