The attack of the LADY Shave
Once apon a time there lived a boy a very sad boy whos name was Obi wan Kenobi. He lived in a small colony of clones he was the only male! Now the reason Obi was sad was that all the clones kept giving him sexuall attention and when you are a jedi you have to have full concentration and I mean how can you fixate on killing a Darth (Towley) when you've got women throughing them selves at you? Obi would sit in his little house of mud (whith women at his feet) trying to sort out his little dilema. When light bulb above the head he thought of it. He would become a woman ……………….. he would seek Yoda. He knew that as Yoda was a Drug Barron and had connections he could get what he'd always wanted………a full hour glass figure(and the power to attack the world and a nice shiny purple lightsabre,a new silk and polyester mix robe,3 hair braids).
Yoda was sitting on a gold,jewel incrusted throne with half naked women seated around him. "Come close Obi ya,grab one of my bitches and join me in getting highhhhhhhhh"
"No I must not get high I am here on an important mission,I must become a woman!"
"Do not joke with the force you think you are safe but then it comes as the form of a mafia and you end up a lost soul with nothing to do but smoke dope,good thing I never did that" said Yoda
"Yes,yes quite .But I am being serious"
Obi then told Yoda the whole story and he agreed to talk to his pals at the Plastic surgery(he deals with a guy there named bob).
"Go travel on you journey to womanhood" speculated Yoda
He bowed
"May the force be with you"
"And also with you master" said Obi
When Obi arrived at New faces he was greeted by a face he seemed to know.But it was a woman in a tight skirt long blonde hair and very big lips.
"Hello Obi" said the blonde woman
1 "How do you know who I am" Obi questioned
"Don't you reakonise me old friend me thinks you saved me life "
It sounded just like Jaja Binks
"The clinic can do wonders for you,me have many men after me now"
"I didn't know you were that way" said Obi surrprised
"Any way come in"
Obi stepped into the clinic where he was dressed in a white robe and taken into a room. When he came out nothing looked different.
"I've got a long way to go till I become a woman,Jaja….I mean Jajina has told me I've got to do many tasks till I become a true babe"
First he had steroids which made his voice very high
"God I sound like Anakin with a pin up my backside and an awfull lot of helium inside me"
The steroids also give him breasts
"What are these baloons on my chest I thought these where for pleasure"
He went through many difficult task to get there but last he had to chop down a very largerainforest which happened to take over all his body
"I think you only hope is to use the great weapon" said Jajina
"no not the lady shave!!!!"
"Yes it's only hope!" said Jajina
Once apon a time there lived a boy a very sad boy whos name was Obi wan Kenobi. He lived in a small colony of clones he was the only male! Now the reason Obi was sad was that all the clones kept giving him sexuall attention and when you are a jedi you have to have full concentration and I mean how can you fixate on killing a Darth (Towley) when you've got women throughing them selves at you? Obi would sit in his little house of mud (whith women at his feet) trying to sort out his little dilema. When light bulb above the head he thought of it. He would become a woman ……………….. he would seek Yoda. He knew that as Yoda was a Drug Barron and had connections he could get what he'd always wanted………a full hour glass figure(and the power to attack the world and a nice shiny purple lightsabre,a new silk and polyester mix robe,3 hair braids).
Yoda was sitting on a gold,jewel incrusted throne with half naked women seated around him. "Come close Obi ya,grab one of my bitches and join me in getting highhhhhhhhh"
"No I must not get high I am here on an important mission,I must become a woman!"
"Do not joke with the force you think you are safe but then it comes as the form of a mafia and you end up a lost soul with nothing to do but smoke dope,good thing I never did that" said Yoda
"Yes,yes quite .But I am being serious"
Obi then told Yoda the whole story and he agreed to talk to his pals at the Plastic surgery(he deals with a guy there named bob).
"Go travel on you journey to womanhood" speculated Yoda
He bowed
"May the force be with you"
"And also with you master" said Obi
When Obi arrived at New faces he was greeted by a face he seemed to know.But it was a woman in a tight skirt long blonde hair and very big lips.
"Hello Obi" said the blonde woman
1 "How do you know who I am" Obi questioned
"Don't you reakonise me old friend me thinks you saved me life "
It sounded just like Jaja Binks
"The clinic can do wonders for you,me have many men after me now"
"I didn't know you were that way" said Obi surrprised
"Any way come in"
Obi stepped into the clinic where he was dressed in a white robe and taken into a room. When he came out nothing looked different.
"I've got a long way to go till I become a woman,Jaja….I mean Jajina has told me I've got to do many tasks till I become a true babe"
First he had steroids which made his voice very high
"God I sound like Anakin with a pin up my backside and an awfull lot of helium inside me"
The steroids also give him breasts
"What are these baloons on my chest I thought these where for pleasure"
He went through many difficult task to get there but last he had to chop down a very largerainforest which happened to take over all his body
"I think you only hope is to use the great weapon" said Jajina
"no not the lady shave!!!!"
"Yes it's only hope!" said Jajina
