The night Snape went crazy

Down in Hogwarts, all the wizards were teaching spells

For the good spell casting girls and the good spell casting boys

When the boss walked in, nearly scared 'em half to death

he had a shotgun in his hands and cheap whisky on his breath

From his ears to his feet, he was covered in ammo

Like a grumpy old dark arts rambo

as he smiled and said with a sparkle in his eye,

"Welcome to Hogwarts...now you're all gonna die!"

The night Snape went crazy

The night the potion master went insane

Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal

Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, Hogwarts is gone, the bomb brought a quick end

And the boom could be heard from Bespin to Scotland

And he tied up Fluffy and held the knights hostage

And he grounded up Hagrid into wizard sausage

And he slashed up Ron like Freddie Keugar

And he took a flamethrower and he barbecued Voldermort

And he took a big bite and said, "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW YUCK"

The night Snape went crazy

The night that professor went nuts

Now you can hardly walk around the school

Without steppin' in Fluffy's guts

There's the army and the FBI

There's a witch broom from Hogwarts news

And Helicopters floatin' round in the sky

And everyone's dyin' to know, on Snape why?

My my my my my my

You use to be such a good grumpy guy

Yes Draco, now Snape is doin' time

In a republication prison for his infamous crime

Hey little wizard, now don't you cry, no more tears

He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years

But now, Harry is in therapy, Dudley is still nervous

And the wizards and witches all got jobs at an "anti hentai" service

And they say, Dumbledore, he's on the phone every night

with his lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're all talkin' 'bout the night Snape went crazy

The night the grump flipped

broke his back cause of troublesome students

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Snape went crazy

the night the potion master went insane

realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal

something finally must've snapped in his brain

Wo, something finally must've snapped in his brain

Tell ya, something finally must've snapped......in his brain