Chapter 2

The Gundams are gathered in a gym at their first Cub Scout meeting. The majority of the Gundams seemed to be taking the dramatic change in environment in stride, in fact, Duo and Quatra seemed to be almost enjoying it. Heero and Wu Fei did not seem to be enjoying the childish atmosphere. A large man was approaching the podium in the center, occasionally having to punt a small child out of his path.

Scout Leader- Welcome everyone! How is everyone today?

(Unintelligible yelling from all except the Gundams)

Scout Leader- That's great. Is everyone ready to earn some badges?

(Crowd noise rises once more)

Scout Leader- Okay then!

Trowa- Somehow that Scout Leader is capable of deciphering the seemingly incoherent ramblings of the crowd. Their code is somewhat barbaric, but quite effective.

Duo- (Smacks forehead) You read way too much into everything, you know that?

Scout Leader- All right. Well, in the spirit of improving the mind and the body, our first task is going to be arts and crafts. Bring your noggin and be here at 700 sharp tomorrow!

Scouts- …

Scout Leader- Just be here after pokemon, okay?

Later that day the Gundams chill at their apartment. All the Gundams are playing "Risk." Quatra has settled in Australia, and Wu Fei and Trowa are dueling it out in Europe.

Wu Fei- I still say this mission is pointless.

Quatra- It's nice to have a mission without a point for once. We've all been overworked. (Making sense for once) If we keep up like we have been we'll all lose our minds.

Heero- Gundam pilots endure all. We don't know what it means to be overworked. (Gets up and turns on the radio. Runs around the living room frantically, waving his arms at his sides. He begins to sing.) Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on. Go play…

Radio- And Newsom steps up to the plate, hoping to earn the tying run…

Duo- Is he aware he's singing along to a baseball game?

Trowa- (Joins Heero in circling the living room, with an entirely different song) Do you believe in life after love? I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, yeah…

Wu Fei- (Jumping up on the coffee table) Oops, I did it again, I made you believe…

Duo- I'm confused.

Quatra- See? Well, I'm going to take a walk on over to "Arby's" and get some food before I wind up like these three. (Leaves)

Duo- I'm so confused.