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Author's Note: This chapter was fun to write, mostly because I made it up in government class one day.
Chapter 22- Psycho Bitch
We followed this pattern for several months. As hard as we tried, we just couldn't get ahead of her. Her attacks seemed completely random. She would attack a planet high in resources, then proceed to destroy a completely desolate planet. It made no sense, and I was getting frustrated.
We were resting on Shin's planet. It was nice to have a breather, even though I still missed my family horribly. It was at times like this, when I wasn't fighting for my own survival, that I could actually think about them. My children had now been gone for almost four months, Cat and Goten gone for three and a half. It made me mad every time I thought of my missing loved ones.
Finally I couldn't stand it anymore. "Shin, why hasn't anyone managed to find a pattern to her attacks?"
He looked at me, surprised. "All the kai's have been trying to find one, but it doesn't exist. She's just going at it randomly."
Vegeta snorted. "A warrior like Karista is not random. She has a plan."
"I don't know Vegeta. She could just be attacking anywhere so we can't figure out where she will hit next." Goku said.
Knowing that Vegeta would argue just for the sake of arguing, I said "Shin, is there anyway I could see a map of all the planets she's attacked?"
"Of course. Follow me." We walked behind him into his castle and down a hall into a huge room. One side of the room was nothing but a giant screen. Shin snapped his fingers, and immediate the screen was filled with stars.
"This is a map of the whole universe. (A/N: This was a really huge screen!). The Purple is the area she has left alone. The black is all the planets she has destroyed, and the yellow is the area we believe is at the highest risk.
Different colors flooded the screen. I looked in horror at all the black and yellow. It was so much death, so much destruction! With a pang, I realized that Ralen was in one of those black areas. I hadn't realized the extent of what Karista had done. Then my brow furrowed, and I looked closer at the distribution of black and yellow. Black circle, two black holes, half an arc running from the rim of the circle to the middle of the circle, the whole thing done in yellow-
"PSYCHO BITCH! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. Immediatley the Saiyans grabbed for their ears. Shin looked startled.
"What? What has she done?" he called out, for I had launched myself into the air to get a closer looked at the screen. Yes, I had been correct. "God, she is such a psycho bitch." I muttered under my breath.
"Brat, what are you talking about?" Vegeta grumbled, still rubbing at his ears.
I spun around. "Her next target is Timbal. We need to get there as soon as possible."
"How do you know this? Are you certain?" Shin demanded.
"Because Timbal is next in the path of her destruction, following the smile. See, this half arc is a smile. She's destroying planets in the shape of a smiley face."
*~*~*
They all looked at me with, What are you talking about looks on their faces. I rolled my eyes. They didn't even know…
"It's an earth symbol, people. A smiley face? Well, I guess none of you are really the smiley face type of guy. Look," I floated around the screen, tracing the outer edge of the face with my finger, "this is the outline of the face. These here," I pointed at the dark circles, "are the eyes. And this, this is half of the smile. My guess is that she plans on finishing off the smile. Timbal is here." I pointed. "And therefore the next planet in line for the smile. We need to go."
Shin shook his head. "Amazing. You did in three minutes what the Kai's have spent years trying to figure out."
I snorted. "You kai's just don't get out with your people very often. The smiley face has been big on earth for decades. I used to put it on all of my clothes and stuff. That's probably why she chose it, cause she knew it would strike close to home for me. Huh, I probably saved the universe. But we need to go."
Everyone nodded slowly. They couldn't seem to believe I had solved the problem so quickly. I rolled my eyes again. This would be the last time they ever thought negatively about an earthling, I was sure of that. But I was tired of waiting. I grabbed everyone and we were off.
Author's Note: This chapter was fun to write, mostly because I made it up in government class one day.
Chapter 22- Psycho Bitch
We followed this pattern for several months. As hard as we tried, we just couldn't get ahead of her. Her attacks seemed completely random. She would attack a planet high in resources, then proceed to destroy a completely desolate planet. It made no sense, and I was getting frustrated.
We were resting on Shin's planet. It was nice to have a breather, even though I still missed my family horribly. It was at times like this, when I wasn't fighting for my own survival, that I could actually think about them. My children had now been gone for almost four months, Cat and Goten gone for three and a half. It made me mad every time I thought of my missing loved ones.
Finally I couldn't stand it anymore. "Shin, why hasn't anyone managed to find a pattern to her attacks?"
He looked at me, surprised. "All the kai's have been trying to find one, but it doesn't exist. She's just going at it randomly."
Vegeta snorted. "A warrior like Karista is not random. She has a plan."
"I don't know Vegeta. She could just be attacking anywhere so we can't figure out where she will hit next." Goku said.
Knowing that Vegeta would argue just for the sake of arguing, I said "Shin, is there anyway I could see a map of all the planets she's attacked?"
"Of course. Follow me." We walked behind him into his castle and down a hall into a huge room. One side of the room was nothing but a giant screen. Shin snapped his fingers, and immediate the screen was filled with stars.
"This is a map of the whole universe. (A/N: This was a really huge screen!). The Purple is the area she has left alone. The black is all the planets she has destroyed, and the yellow is the area we believe is at the highest risk.
Different colors flooded the screen. I looked in horror at all the black and yellow. It was so much death, so much destruction! With a pang, I realized that Ralen was in one of those black areas. I hadn't realized the extent of what Karista had done. Then my brow furrowed, and I looked closer at the distribution of black and yellow. Black circle, two black holes, half an arc running from the rim of the circle to the middle of the circle, the whole thing done in yellow-
"PSYCHO BITCH! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. Immediatley the Saiyans grabbed for their ears. Shin looked startled.
"What? What has she done?" he called out, for I had launched myself into the air to get a closer looked at the screen. Yes, I had been correct. "God, she is such a psycho bitch." I muttered under my breath.
"Brat, what are you talking about?" Vegeta grumbled, still rubbing at his ears.
I spun around. "Her next target is Timbal. We need to get there as soon as possible."
"How do you know this? Are you certain?" Shin demanded.
"Because Timbal is next in the path of her destruction, following the smile. See, this half arc is a smile. She's destroying planets in the shape of a smiley face."
*~*~*
They all looked at me with, What are you talking about looks on their faces. I rolled my eyes. They didn't even know…
"It's an earth symbol, people. A smiley face? Well, I guess none of you are really the smiley face type of guy. Look," I floated around the screen, tracing the outer edge of the face with my finger, "this is the outline of the face. These here," I pointed at the dark circles, "are the eyes. And this, this is half of the smile. My guess is that she plans on finishing off the smile. Timbal is here." I pointed. "And therefore the next planet in line for the smile. We need to go."
Shin shook his head. "Amazing. You did in three minutes what the Kai's have spent years trying to figure out."
I snorted. "You kai's just don't get out with your people very often. The smiley face has been big on earth for decades. I used to put it on all of my clothes and stuff. That's probably why she chose it, cause she knew it would strike close to home for me. Huh, I probably saved the universe. But we need to go."
Everyone nodded slowly. They couldn't seem to believe I had solved the problem so quickly. I rolled my eyes again. This would be the last time they ever thought negatively about an earthling, I was sure of that. But I was tired of waiting. I grabbed everyone and we were off.
