Retarded Star Wars Limericks
By: Drusilla, the magickal and spoiled one
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ^_^
I don't think I own star wars. Lemme ask Daddy.
Me: Daddy!!!!! Will you buy me star wars??
Daddy:Nope.
Me: You won't even buy me an Anakin?
Daddy: Which one?
Me: AOTC Anakin!
Daddy:I'll buy you chibi Anakin or Vader Anakin but not the new one.
Me: Puppy Dog eyes:: Pweeeeeese Daddy? I promise I'll keep him on a chain so he won't hurt any of your employees with his lightsaber...(a/n oooo weapons...)
Daddy: Sorry Princess.
Soooooo......I don't own Star Wars so don't sue me!! Or I'll sick Daddy on you!!
Any way....
There once was a dude called Ani
He looked at Padme's fanny
It turned him on
So he saved his mom (and yes I know he didn't)
And then he put on his jammies!!
Yoda: Against the Jedi code ,jammies are Sleep in the nude Jedi must.
Me: O.o
I know an Obi called Wan
He needed to mow the lawn.
He didn't own a tractor
Or know how to factor
So it was done by his Padawan
Yoda:Need to know how to factor,why does he?
Me:to solve quadratic equations of course!
Yoda: Equations lead to frustration , frustration leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to pranks, and pranks lead to detention.
Padme used to be queen of naboo
Now she does stuph that's taboo.
Like riding a llama
Or watching a drama
About a whale named Shamu!
Me: I g2g. It's hamtaro time! More poetry later.
By: Drusilla, the magickal and spoiled one
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ^_^
I don't think I own star wars. Lemme ask Daddy.
Me: Daddy!!!!! Will you buy me star wars??
Daddy:Nope.
Me: You won't even buy me an Anakin?
Daddy: Which one?
Me: AOTC Anakin!
Daddy:I'll buy you chibi Anakin or Vader Anakin but not the new one.
Me: Puppy Dog eyes:: Pweeeeeese Daddy? I promise I'll keep him on a chain so he won't hurt any of your employees with his lightsaber...(a/n oooo weapons...)
Daddy: Sorry Princess.
Soooooo......I don't own Star Wars so don't sue me!! Or I'll sick Daddy on you!!
Any way....
There once was a dude called Ani
He looked at Padme's fanny
It turned him on
So he saved his mom (and yes I know he didn't)
And then he put on his jammies!!
Yoda: Against the Jedi code ,jammies are Sleep in the nude Jedi must.
Me: O.o
I know an Obi called Wan
He needed to mow the lawn.
He didn't own a tractor
Or know how to factor
So it was done by his Padawan
Yoda:Need to know how to factor,why does he?
Me:to solve quadratic equations of course!
Yoda: Equations lead to frustration , frustration leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to pranks, and pranks lead to detention.
Padme used to be queen of naboo
Now she does stuph that's taboo.
Like riding a llama
Or watching a drama
About a whale named Shamu!
Me: I g2g. It's hamtaro time! More poetry later.
