Okay!!! I'm back with chap.4. I'm not sure if it's gonna be as good as the
first two chapters but it will have to do! I'm not sure if you guys are
still reading the fic but who cares I'll just finish it ne?
Disclaimer: Disclaimer Time!!Tralalala..no own..no own…no mine..lalala( Dances around in the rain! It's raining in Malaysia^_~)
~Genie In A Bottle~
Chapter Four~ NAAANIIIII!!????
"Oh No!! Here we go Again! I just hope it's not Tamahome again!"cried Ayashi while covering her eyes.
Miaka was grinning very widely as she got rid of the food and picked her bottle up. She rubbed it and shouted "Paging for Nuriko-chaaaaan!!!!! I need your assistence!!!!!!!!!!"
A lot of Purple smoke started to form above the flower beds close by and with a puff the smoke cleared to reveal………the most beautifull of seishi(for a guy) posing on the flowers.
(Hotohori: No HE is not!!I am the most beautiful!!! I am more
beautiful than women and furthermore blahblah)
(Ayashi: Heika you can't just barge in on my fanfic like that!! Shoo!! go find someone whose writing about you!)
(Hotohori: You can't order me around because rant rant rant blahblah *takes out mirror and admires self while still ranting*blah)
(Ayahi: Pssst! Tasuki! Chichiri! Help me out here! He won't stop bragging… I know! shove him in that cosmetics closet( where the hell did that come from?!)
(Tas' n Chiri': Hai!(no da)
(Hotohori: Hey! What are you doing?!!Aghhhhh!!Let me out!! Oh look foundation and eyeshadow! *Starts applying makeup*)
(Ayashi: Arigatou!!)
(Tas: No Prob!)
(Chiri: I've always wanted to do that no da!)
~Sweatdrop~
Back to the fic!!!
So our favourite seishi Nuri-chan has just appeared in the usual pink pants and shirt (amazing how he can pull of wearing girls clothes) and….
"Yes, Miaka-chan I'm here, you don't have to shout so loud!!" said a very annoyed Nuriko.
" Yay, Nuriko's here to help with your wish Aya-chan!! This is gonna be so much fun!" squealed Miaka.
" Sure….. one thing Miaka…How is HE going to help me be LADYlike and Stylish and Feminine?Hmmmn?"
" Oh come on admit it! Nuriko's one of the most ladylike guys I've ever seen!! Heck he's more Ladylike than me!!"
"Got that right…." Whispered Nuriko quietly….
"Nuriko, did you say something?"
" Nothing……Did she say I have to make Him into a girl?"
"What do you mean HIM! Can't you see I'm a girl!! Why you little….."fumed a very angry Ayashi
"Are you sure you don't want me to teach you how to dress like a guy? You'd look way better…"said Nuriko as he flipped his braid over his back..
" Guys(glare from Ayashi) ummmn girls(glare from Nuriko) uhhnooo ahh… just stop it okay! Nuriko you're here to help Ayashi. Not make fun of her and if you don't help her I'll…I'll…. I'll cut of your braid!!"
cried Miaka triumphantly
"Don't do that! I'll be nice…on one condition."
"Nani?"
" I want Tasuki-chan here it's boring without him flaming stuff."
"Okay~sigh~" Miaka claps her hands and Tasuki drops out from the sky landing on the Very hard ground.
"Oops must have got the spell wrong. Gomen Tasuki."
Tasuki: "….Itai…"
(Isn't it weird that Tasuki get's to be in almost every chapter.."
"Must be my lucky day" mumbled Ayashi
Nuriko pulls Tasuki up and faces Ayashi while giving her a scrutinizing look. "This is gonna be a lot of work!"
" And just what am I doing here?" said Tasuki
"You are going to be the judge after I'm done with her, so just cooperate okay?"
"Whatever"
Miaka starts to whine.. " Do I still need to be here? I wanna find my Tamakin's"
"Just a sec. Miaka I want you to teleport nice clothes from Gucci, Versace, Adidas, Reebok and designer shoes and one cosmetics wardrobe filled with accessories and jewelry. Oh and don't forget a dressing room!"
"Nuriko how do you know about all of that?!" asked Tasuki and Miaka simultaneously
"Female intuition!"
~sweatdrops~
Miaka casts a spell and all the stuff fall into place "Okay have fun now Ja ne"
"Have fun she says! I'm taking femininity lessons from a guy a cross dresser!" said Ayashi
"Okay lets start! First of all I need to know your bra size!!" said Nuriko casually
" Naaani??!! Echi hentai!! You're a guy what do you need to know that for?!"
Tasuki goes of somewhere to polish his tessan very hurriedly……
"Nothing! ~needed to get Tasuki to leave for a while~ ^_~ Can't have you changing in front of HIM!" grinned Nuriko
" But you're a 'HE' too…."
"Good point"
" I'll just use the dressing room then."
" Why is the ~cosmetics closet~ moving A lot?" said Nuriko while moving to open the closet…
"Nuriko!!!! DON'T OPEN THAT CLOSET!!!!!!!!!" Tasuki runs from where he was to stop Nuriko.
"Why?' asked the feminine seishi while pulling open the closet door..
"OHHH SHIT…"Tasuki runs away very fast…
~CRASH~
*Apparently this was THE Cosmetics Closet that Tasuki and Chichiri locked Hotohori in…"
A very pretty Hotohori falls on Nuriko.
" Hotohori-Sama!! What were you doing in the closet?!!" said Nuriko too shocked too swoon or hold on to Hotohori..
" I'll explain later.. right now I have a bandit and a monk to beat up!Ja" Hotohori pulls out his sword and runs after Tasuki
"Hmmn. At least we won't have any more interruptions. So let's start what do you want to look like sporty?, trendy?, casual?, Chic?….
Nuriko starts picking outfits for Ayashi to wear and this goes on for many,many, many hours.
"Finally I was getting tired of changing clothes," said a relieved Ayashi.
"Ha! I told you that I would pick the most perfect outfit! Now all we have to do is to teach you how to be ladylike that include posture and speech. So NO swearing!"
"If I swear what will you do?"
"I'll hit you! Mind you I'm using my power bracelets now"
"Okay…"
More training on how to walk, eat, and speak properly. Trust me you don't want to know. It's like Finishing school except the teachers keep threatening to hit you.
"Nuriko how am I supposed to remember all of this? I mean I got the part of how to walk and act down but the rest……"
"Don't worry! Here this is a guidebook on everything I thought you! Which includes the Konan Royal Tailor catalog and you can call me at least 7 more times for help! Now let's see you as Ayashi the sweet and beautiful girl!"
Overall Ayashi is now wearing a black satin skirt with a modest slit at the side and a sleeveless silver turtleneck. A gold necklace with a pendant engraved with 'Tasuki' hangs from her neck and her long hair is braided with simple flowers like Nuriko's. She is also wearing elegant sandals.( I wish I was this pretty!! @_@ but I do have a white turtleneck and a jeans skirt!)
"Now who's the guy magnet!!!! I am sooooo good" cried Nuriko while doing a victory dance complete with Japanese fans.
"Are you sure? I don't feel different!" Said Ayashi sceptically
" Why don't we ask Tasuki? He should be here any second!"
And right on cue Tasuki shows up with Chichiri..They are too tired from running to notice Ayashi and Nuriko yet..
" I thought we'd never get rid of him. Why is he so fuckin angry?! All we did was shut him in a makeup closet! We practically did him a favour!!!Thank suzaku I got to you Chiri or not he'd have killed ya!"
panted Tasuki.
Chichiri being the first to recover and noticed Ayashi and Nuriko, said the first words that came across his brain.
" Who's The babe no da !?!"
~Sweatdrop~
"Ayashi? Is that you? Wow! I couldn't recognise you! Nuriko did a great job" said Tasuki
Chichiri is still staring…..and for some reason Tas-chan get's a bit annoyed.
" Yo, Monk-boy? Earth to Chiri?" Tasuki decides to give Chiri his first injury due to a tessan.
~WHACK~
"Itai no da! Whatcha do that for?!"
"Arencha supposed to be a monk or sumthin? Drooling at some girl!
It's embarrassing!"
"Gomen ne Ayashi no da! It's just that you look very nice no da!"
" And it's all because of me the greatest cross dresser on earth! Thank you! Thank you!" said Nuriko while bowing to imaginary fans.
" Arigatou Nuriko." Said Ayashi.
" Were not done yet for homework read the guide book and I'll be here for your 7 lessons!"
"~sweatdrop~ ahhh Hai!"
Miaka returns.." I'm Back!! Hey good looking! See I told you Nuri-chan could make you look drop dead gorgeous!"
"Got that right!" said Tasuki and Chichiri simultaneously.
Miaka and Nuriko: Hmmmn…….
" Alright so let's move on to the next wish!" said Miaka genkily
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Ahhhh!! I didn't know how to end the fic!! Is it even a fic?! Its more like a vanity parade with Ayashi as the vanity queen!!!Gomen to Hotohori lovers I like him but I needed him and Chichiri's OOC. So did you like it ? reviews are always welcome! Gomen if I take a long time to update! Mid term Examinations results just got back and my marks suck!! So computer banning by parents might ensue!
Disclaimer: Disclaimer Time!!Tralalala..no own..no own…no mine..lalala( Dances around in the rain! It's raining in Malaysia^_~)
~Genie In A Bottle~
Chapter Four~ NAAANIIIII!!????
"Oh No!! Here we go Again! I just hope it's not Tamahome again!"cried Ayashi while covering her eyes.
Miaka was grinning very widely as she got rid of the food and picked her bottle up. She rubbed it and shouted "Paging for Nuriko-chaaaaan!!!!! I need your assistence!!!!!!!!!!"
A lot of Purple smoke started to form above the flower beds close by and with a puff the smoke cleared to reveal………the most beautifull of seishi(for a guy) posing on the flowers.
(Hotohori: No HE is not!!I am the most beautiful!!! I am more
beautiful than women and furthermore blahblah)
(Ayashi: Heika you can't just barge in on my fanfic like that!! Shoo!! go find someone whose writing about you!)
(Hotohori: You can't order me around because rant rant rant blahblah *takes out mirror and admires self while still ranting*blah)
(Ayahi: Pssst! Tasuki! Chichiri! Help me out here! He won't stop bragging… I know! shove him in that cosmetics closet( where the hell did that come from?!)
(Tas' n Chiri': Hai!(no da)
(Hotohori: Hey! What are you doing?!!Aghhhhh!!Let me out!! Oh look foundation and eyeshadow! *Starts applying makeup*)
(Ayashi: Arigatou!!)
(Tas: No Prob!)
(Chiri: I've always wanted to do that no da!)
~Sweatdrop~
Back to the fic!!!
So our favourite seishi Nuri-chan has just appeared in the usual pink pants and shirt (amazing how he can pull of wearing girls clothes) and….
"Yes, Miaka-chan I'm here, you don't have to shout so loud!!" said a very annoyed Nuriko.
" Yay, Nuriko's here to help with your wish Aya-chan!! This is gonna be so much fun!" squealed Miaka.
" Sure….. one thing Miaka…How is HE going to help me be LADYlike and Stylish and Feminine?Hmmmn?"
" Oh come on admit it! Nuriko's one of the most ladylike guys I've ever seen!! Heck he's more Ladylike than me!!"
"Got that right…." Whispered Nuriko quietly….
"Nuriko, did you say something?"
" Nothing……Did she say I have to make Him into a girl?"
"What do you mean HIM! Can't you see I'm a girl!! Why you little….."fumed a very angry Ayashi
"Are you sure you don't want me to teach you how to dress like a guy? You'd look way better…"said Nuriko as he flipped his braid over his back..
" Guys(glare from Ayashi) ummmn girls(glare from Nuriko) uhhnooo ahh… just stop it okay! Nuriko you're here to help Ayashi. Not make fun of her and if you don't help her I'll…I'll…. I'll cut of your braid!!"
cried Miaka triumphantly
"Don't do that! I'll be nice…on one condition."
"Nani?"
" I want Tasuki-chan here it's boring without him flaming stuff."
"Okay~sigh~" Miaka claps her hands and Tasuki drops out from the sky landing on the Very hard ground.
"Oops must have got the spell wrong. Gomen Tasuki."
Tasuki: "….Itai…"
(Isn't it weird that Tasuki get's to be in almost every chapter.."
"Must be my lucky day" mumbled Ayashi
Nuriko pulls Tasuki up and faces Ayashi while giving her a scrutinizing look. "This is gonna be a lot of work!"
" And just what am I doing here?" said Tasuki
"You are going to be the judge after I'm done with her, so just cooperate okay?"
"Whatever"
Miaka starts to whine.. " Do I still need to be here? I wanna find my Tamakin's"
"Just a sec. Miaka I want you to teleport nice clothes from Gucci, Versace, Adidas, Reebok and designer shoes and one cosmetics wardrobe filled with accessories and jewelry. Oh and don't forget a dressing room!"
"Nuriko how do you know about all of that?!" asked Tasuki and Miaka simultaneously
"Female intuition!"
~sweatdrops~
Miaka casts a spell and all the stuff fall into place "Okay have fun now Ja ne"
"Have fun she says! I'm taking femininity lessons from a guy a cross dresser!" said Ayashi
"Okay lets start! First of all I need to know your bra size!!" said Nuriko casually
" Naaani??!! Echi hentai!! You're a guy what do you need to know that for?!"
Tasuki goes of somewhere to polish his tessan very hurriedly……
"Nothing! ~needed to get Tasuki to leave for a while~ ^_~ Can't have you changing in front of HIM!" grinned Nuriko
" But you're a 'HE' too…."
"Good point"
" I'll just use the dressing room then."
" Why is the ~cosmetics closet~ moving A lot?" said Nuriko while moving to open the closet…
"Nuriko!!!! DON'T OPEN THAT CLOSET!!!!!!!!!" Tasuki runs from where he was to stop Nuriko.
"Why?' asked the feminine seishi while pulling open the closet door..
"OHHH SHIT…"Tasuki runs away very fast…
~CRASH~
*Apparently this was THE Cosmetics Closet that Tasuki and Chichiri locked Hotohori in…"
A very pretty Hotohori falls on Nuriko.
" Hotohori-Sama!! What were you doing in the closet?!!" said Nuriko too shocked too swoon or hold on to Hotohori..
" I'll explain later.. right now I have a bandit and a monk to beat up!Ja" Hotohori pulls out his sword and runs after Tasuki
"Hmmn. At least we won't have any more interruptions. So let's start what do you want to look like sporty?, trendy?, casual?, Chic?….
Nuriko starts picking outfits for Ayashi to wear and this goes on for many,many, many hours.
"Finally I was getting tired of changing clothes," said a relieved Ayashi.
"Ha! I told you that I would pick the most perfect outfit! Now all we have to do is to teach you how to be ladylike that include posture and speech. So NO swearing!"
"If I swear what will you do?"
"I'll hit you! Mind you I'm using my power bracelets now"
"Okay…"
More training on how to walk, eat, and speak properly. Trust me you don't want to know. It's like Finishing school except the teachers keep threatening to hit you.
"Nuriko how am I supposed to remember all of this? I mean I got the part of how to walk and act down but the rest……"
"Don't worry! Here this is a guidebook on everything I thought you! Which includes the Konan Royal Tailor catalog and you can call me at least 7 more times for help! Now let's see you as Ayashi the sweet and beautiful girl!"
Overall Ayashi is now wearing a black satin skirt with a modest slit at the side and a sleeveless silver turtleneck. A gold necklace with a pendant engraved with 'Tasuki' hangs from her neck and her long hair is braided with simple flowers like Nuriko's. She is also wearing elegant sandals.( I wish I was this pretty!! @_@ but I do have a white turtleneck and a jeans skirt!)
"Now who's the guy magnet!!!! I am sooooo good" cried Nuriko while doing a victory dance complete with Japanese fans.
"Are you sure? I don't feel different!" Said Ayashi sceptically
" Why don't we ask Tasuki? He should be here any second!"
And right on cue Tasuki shows up with Chichiri..They are too tired from running to notice Ayashi and Nuriko yet..
" I thought we'd never get rid of him. Why is he so fuckin angry?! All we did was shut him in a makeup closet! We practically did him a favour!!!Thank suzaku I got to you Chiri or not he'd have killed ya!"
panted Tasuki.
Chichiri being the first to recover and noticed Ayashi and Nuriko, said the first words that came across his brain.
" Who's The babe no da !?!"
~Sweatdrop~
"Ayashi? Is that you? Wow! I couldn't recognise you! Nuriko did a great job" said Tasuki
Chichiri is still staring…..and for some reason Tas-chan get's a bit annoyed.
" Yo, Monk-boy? Earth to Chiri?" Tasuki decides to give Chiri his first injury due to a tessan.
~WHACK~
"Itai no da! Whatcha do that for?!"
"Arencha supposed to be a monk or sumthin? Drooling at some girl!
It's embarrassing!"
"Gomen ne Ayashi no da! It's just that you look very nice no da!"
" And it's all because of me the greatest cross dresser on earth! Thank you! Thank you!" said Nuriko while bowing to imaginary fans.
" Arigatou Nuriko." Said Ayashi.
" Were not done yet for homework read the guide book and I'll be here for your 7 lessons!"
"~sweatdrop~ ahhh Hai!"
Miaka returns.." I'm Back!! Hey good looking! See I told you Nuri-chan could make you look drop dead gorgeous!"
"Got that right!" said Tasuki and Chichiri simultaneously.
Miaka and Nuriko: Hmmmn…….
" Alright so let's move on to the next wish!" said Miaka genkily
*************************
Ahhhh!! I didn't know how to end the fic!! Is it even a fic?! Its more like a vanity parade with Ayashi as the vanity queen!!!Gomen to Hotohori lovers I like him but I needed him and Chichiri's OOC. So did you like it ? reviews are always welcome! Gomen if I take a long time to update! Mid term Examinations results just got back and my marks suck!! So computer banning by parents might ensue!
