Chapter 4
You Dirty Trickster
So here we are. Like all flashback story fashions, we have returned to the point where nall is
being chased by a bloodthirsty mob. So in a sense this the start of the story. Oh man i'm
confusing myself again. Ahh let's just get to the damn finale already....I need a hug.
Nall was running like a madman through the streets of Meribia. He knew he let things get
out of control. If only Ruby were here, but she had left a few hours earlier. "Crap crap
crap. I'll never eat that much again. Why do they get so possesive of those things?" His rest
was short as a villager caught him. "Hey look he's over there!" (Deja Vu everyone) Spotted,
he turned a corner and ended up on an allyway. "Jeez it's a dead end soon. I gotta
think of something quick." He was so busy with the crowd he didn't notice lemina sneaking up
on him up ahead.
"Hey nall, buddy, pal, compadre, how's it goin." Lemina chirped. Nall having seen lemina with that
look in her eye before stepped away. "Get back lemina, you're creepin' me out here with that look
you got. Lemina? LEMINA?" "I'm sorry nall, but I got a lot riding on this...ICE STORM!" Her ice
spell held nall by his feet. He tried struggling, but despite the fact that he's a white dragon
whose cave was made of ice, he couldn't get out. "This is what I get for eating too much."
"So nall let's make this easy and tell me what you did with the diamonds okay?" Lemina said.
Nall knew he couldn't reason with her as her greed was the dominating force in her mind.
"I guess there's only one thing to do." Nall sighed. He then got an idea, he took a small bottle
in his pocket and crushed the glass into pieces. He took a bigger piece of glass and hoped
Lemina was in a more gullible mood. "Hey lemina lookie what I got." He said waving the glass
around. Leminas eyes were glued onto the glass thinking it was a diamond. She didn't say
anything since she was mostly drooling. "C'mon nalllll be a pal and let me have it." she cried.
Nall was now in control and like anybody in this situation he gave it a good long toss into
the water. "Nooo my fortune." Lemina yelped. She dove in right after it and swam out searching.
Ruby was back at tabens peak playing with some of the kids. She thought it would help her feel
better after that whole fair incident. One of the kids came rushing into the room with a notice
of all the recent events going on in the general area. She looked over the notes and what she
saw caused her to do a double take x3, go numb, then go unconsious.
Back at in Meribia nall was just mere feet away from the front gate. He had enough of this fair
and it's obsessive people. "This is the last time I let ruby talk me into these things." He
was soon blocked off by the ever insidious Joe. "Well well i've finally caught you my diamond
machine. You'll make me a VERY rich man." he said. Nall just looked at him weirdly. "What can
you do to me? I've got more skill in my nose than you." Nall boasted. Joe just laughed in an
evil way. "Hah you underestimate me. I'm much much more than I seem." With that Joe grabbed his
face and ripped it off to reveal.....GEORGE LUCAS?!?!?!?!? "Yes it's me George Lucas. After
spending my own money to make my new movies I found myself running low on funds. I sneaked into
this world using my powers of the force to find my new fortune and you're it." Nall was totally
dumbfounded. Sure he could do the right thing and chop him up. But he didn't have his sword
anymore since he gave it to Hiro. "I knew i'd regret ever doing that." He thought. He tried
to make a dash for the gate, but was cut short by Lucas's lightsaber. "Don't even think of
escaping. Now hand over the diamonds." Nall was in a bind he couldn't get out of. It looked
like he was doomed to become a portable gem shooter until a loud voice rang in the air.
"NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT IN THE FACE OF EVIL!" Both nall and george looked to see a
tall figure standing on the gate. "Yes it is I Mystere and i'm here to stop your neferious
deeds you vile demon." he shouted. *BLAM CRASH* Mystere was followed by a young female clad
in a red costume. "HA WITH MISS MYSTERE BY YOUR SIDE NO ONE CAN STOP US." Miss Mystere yelled,
and down by the entrance you could see ronfar hiding by the corner. "They said they would
quit this habit. I actually believed them. I tell ya, I love Mauri but this whole superknight
thing doesn't do a bit for my reputation." he sulked. Mystere looked annoyed at his sister and
whispered. "I told you mauri i'm handling this one. I thought you were doing something with
Ronfar. This is my pastime so butt out" "Oh we do that all the time. I needed a different kind
of action. I'm here now so stop being such a baby just cause i'm wrecking your 'playtime'" This
went on for a few minutes with many sibling insults till they focused back on lucas.
"You'll never stop me super fools, i'll take you both on." Lucas pressed a button to reveal he
had a double bladed light saber. Both Mystere and his sidekick readied their swords. Now
we cue the dramatic music and then they lept at lucas. Nall decided to take a break so he sat in
the shade with ronfar. The two superknights attacked with great force, but lucas countered them
hit for hit. "Urgh my superior sword play isn't working on him." Mystere said. Nall decided he
should have an active role again came in saying "You two can use magic right?" The two nodded.
"Well....USE THE MAGIC YOU CRAZIES!" Nall yelled. The two focused their magical abilities and
launched their best earth and fire spells. Lucas couldn't withstand the pounding blows and got
hurled into a giant flaming pit. "You haven't seen the last of me super foooooools." Lucas
yelled as he fell into the pit.
"Ha ha. Our superior abilities have won the day again. Now we must be off." Mystere yelled as
he and Miss Mystere walked off into the sunset. Off by the gate corner Leo and Mauri could be
seen coming in. "Oh hey you guys, how's it going. Did anything interesting happen?" Mauri asked.
Both Nall and Ronfar sighed and decided to write the whole thing off as a bad day. Ronfar went
back with the terrible actors and nall trudged back to tabens peak, but not before totally
burying the dragon diamonds he deposited. "That reminds me I gotta take a bath or something
later." He finally made it to the outer balcony where he could finally relax. That is until
he saw ruby in a twinging heap on the floor. "Hmm, wonder what's got her all spazzed out."
Nall saw a piece of paper on the floor. He picked it up and looked over it. "I guess this is the
daily report. Hmm new town hall in Raculi, new trade agreements in Nota, Fish restriction in
northern ports.....WHAT THE???" Nall did a double take x3 then fell to the floor in a heap.
The unthinkable had happend. Northern Lunar ran out of fish.
THE END......Or is it?
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There you have it. The finale to the first part in the weird adventures of Nall and Ruby. Here's
a few titles of my next lunar titles.
Why Ruby Shouldn't Run Out of Fish
The Adventures of the Superknights
I hope you enjoyed my current work and hope you will enjoy my future projects.
You Dirty Trickster
So here we are. Like all flashback story fashions, we have returned to the point where nall is
being chased by a bloodthirsty mob. So in a sense this the start of the story. Oh man i'm
confusing myself again. Ahh let's just get to the damn finale already....I need a hug.
Nall was running like a madman through the streets of Meribia. He knew he let things get
out of control. If only Ruby were here, but she had left a few hours earlier. "Crap crap
crap. I'll never eat that much again. Why do they get so possesive of those things?" His rest
was short as a villager caught him. "Hey look he's over there!" (Deja Vu everyone) Spotted,
he turned a corner and ended up on an allyway. "Jeez it's a dead end soon. I gotta
think of something quick." He was so busy with the crowd he didn't notice lemina sneaking up
on him up ahead.
"Hey nall, buddy, pal, compadre, how's it goin." Lemina chirped. Nall having seen lemina with that
look in her eye before stepped away. "Get back lemina, you're creepin' me out here with that look
you got. Lemina? LEMINA?" "I'm sorry nall, but I got a lot riding on this...ICE STORM!" Her ice
spell held nall by his feet. He tried struggling, but despite the fact that he's a white dragon
whose cave was made of ice, he couldn't get out. "This is what I get for eating too much."
"So nall let's make this easy and tell me what you did with the diamonds okay?" Lemina said.
Nall knew he couldn't reason with her as her greed was the dominating force in her mind.
"I guess there's only one thing to do." Nall sighed. He then got an idea, he took a small bottle
in his pocket and crushed the glass into pieces. He took a bigger piece of glass and hoped
Lemina was in a more gullible mood. "Hey lemina lookie what I got." He said waving the glass
around. Leminas eyes were glued onto the glass thinking it was a diamond. She didn't say
anything since she was mostly drooling. "C'mon nalllll be a pal and let me have it." she cried.
Nall was now in control and like anybody in this situation he gave it a good long toss into
the water. "Nooo my fortune." Lemina yelped. She dove in right after it and swam out searching.
Ruby was back at tabens peak playing with some of the kids. She thought it would help her feel
better after that whole fair incident. One of the kids came rushing into the room with a notice
of all the recent events going on in the general area. She looked over the notes and what she
saw caused her to do a double take x3, go numb, then go unconsious.
Back at in Meribia nall was just mere feet away from the front gate. He had enough of this fair
and it's obsessive people. "This is the last time I let ruby talk me into these things." He
was soon blocked off by the ever insidious Joe. "Well well i've finally caught you my diamond
machine. You'll make me a VERY rich man." he said. Nall just looked at him weirdly. "What can
you do to me? I've got more skill in my nose than you." Nall boasted. Joe just laughed in an
evil way. "Hah you underestimate me. I'm much much more than I seem." With that Joe grabbed his
face and ripped it off to reveal.....GEORGE LUCAS?!?!?!?!? "Yes it's me George Lucas. After
spending my own money to make my new movies I found myself running low on funds. I sneaked into
this world using my powers of the force to find my new fortune and you're it." Nall was totally
dumbfounded. Sure he could do the right thing and chop him up. But he didn't have his sword
anymore since he gave it to Hiro. "I knew i'd regret ever doing that." He thought. He tried
to make a dash for the gate, but was cut short by Lucas's lightsaber. "Don't even think of
escaping. Now hand over the diamonds." Nall was in a bind he couldn't get out of. It looked
like he was doomed to become a portable gem shooter until a loud voice rang in the air.
"NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT IN THE FACE OF EVIL!" Both nall and george looked to see a
tall figure standing on the gate. "Yes it is I Mystere and i'm here to stop your neferious
deeds you vile demon." he shouted. *BLAM CRASH* Mystere was followed by a young female clad
in a red costume. "HA WITH MISS MYSTERE BY YOUR SIDE NO ONE CAN STOP US." Miss Mystere yelled,
and down by the entrance you could see ronfar hiding by the corner. "They said they would
quit this habit. I actually believed them. I tell ya, I love Mauri but this whole superknight
thing doesn't do a bit for my reputation." he sulked. Mystere looked annoyed at his sister and
whispered. "I told you mauri i'm handling this one. I thought you were doing something with
Ronfar. This is my pastime so butt out" "Oh we do that all the time. I needed a different kind
of action. I'm here now so stop being such a baby just cause i'm wrecking your 'playtime'" This
went on for a few minutes with many sibling insults till they focused back on lucas.
"You'll never stop me super fools, i'll take you both on." Lucas pressed a button to reveal he
had a double bladed light saber. Both Mystere and his sidekick readied their swords. Now
we cue the dramatic music and then they lept at lucas. Nall decided to take a break so he sat in
the shade with ronfar. The two superknights attacked with great force, but lucas countered them
hit for hit. "Urgh my superior sword play isn't working on him." Mystere said. Nall decided he
should have an active role again came in saying "You two can use magic right?" The two nodded.
"Well....USE THE MAGIC YOU CRAZIES!" Nall yelled. The two focused their magical abilities and
launched their best earth and fire spells. Lucas couldn't withstand the pounding blows and got
hurled into a giant flaming pit. "You haven't seen the last of me super foooooools." Lucas
yelled as he fell into the pit.
"Ha ha. Our superior abilities have won the day again. Now we must be off." Mystere yelled as
he and Miss Mystere walked off into the sunset. Off by the gate corner Leo and Mauri could be
seen coming in. "Oh hey you guys, how's it going. Did anything interesting happen?" Mauri asked.
Both Nall and Ronfar sighed and decided to write the whole thing off as a bad day. Ronfar went
back with the terrible actors and nall trudged back to tabens peak, but not before totally
burying the dragon diamonds he deposited. "That reminds me I gotta take a bath or something
later." He finally made it to the outer balcony where he could finally relax. That is until
he saw ruby in a twinging heap on the floor. "Hmm, wonder what's got her all spazzed out."
Nall saw a piece of paper on the floor. He picked it up and looked over it. "I guess this is the
daily report. Hmm new town hall in Raculi, new trade agreements in Nota, Fish restriction in
northern ports.....WHAT THE???" Nall did a double take x3 then fell to the floor in a heap.
The unthinkable had happend. Northern Lunar ran out of fish.
THE END......Or is it?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There you have it. The finale to the first part in the weird adventures of Nall and Ruby. Here's
a few titles of my next lunar titles.
Why Ruby Shouldn't Run Out of Fish
The Adventures of the Superknights
I hope you enjoyed my current work and hope you will enjoy my future projects.
