Disclaimers: The usual disclaimers...


The Great Debate!!! Part 2
Topic: Yaoi

Koto: OK!We're back to the show!Now let's continue with our topic! As we know, Kurama is in the middle seat, so he's our judge today. Let's start with the Yaoi team to voice their reasons!

Yuusuke: *whispers to the others* What do I do?

Yomi: Obvious.You should say anything that's related to yaoi.

Yuusuke: I can't do that.

Yomi: Well, you have no choice.

Yuusuke: I think only Karasu is fine with yaoi here.

Karasu: No way! I'm through with Kurama. Botan is a better than Kurama in any way.

Yuusuke: So what do we all do?

Kuronue: Just say anything!

Koto: Let's start with Yuusuke

Yuusuke: Well...um...I think yaoi is good for my health...

Keiko: What do you mean by that?

Yuusuke: I don't get slapped in any yaoi pair up with me...

Keiko: You're dead meat later Yuusuke! Count on it!

Yomi: I can't think of anything yet... I'll talk later

Shura: You're the worst dad in the world if you ever say anything.

Hiei: Hn......

Yaoi fan in the audience: Say something Hiei. Please???

Hiei: .......yaoi is better than Mukuro.....

Mukuro: *angry look* You're wrong there! I'm the strongest ever pair for you. How could you choose them over me?

Hiei: You're ugly...

Anyone in the audience: Hiei's right! That girl is ugly.*gets blasted by Mukuro*Aaaaaaaaargh!

Mukuro: Anybody still thinks I'm ugly will get blasted too. How dare you do this to a woman.

Koto: Please, Mukuro, no killing of anyone in the studio.Wait! We're getting a call...Answer the phone...

Phone: Hello, this is Sakuragi Hanamichi... I was wondering where is Kuwabara?

Koto: He's the one in charge of the phone...

Hanamichi: Kuwabara! How dare they do this to you! They don't see your true value.You should be the host or something

Kuwabara: I'm waiting for Yukina's call, so I thought this was better than host...besides, it's her very first phone call.

Hanamichi: Oh, I see, well good luck anyway.Bye!

Koto: Weird caller... Karasu's turn to speak...

Karasu: I liked Kurama once, but now he's become a stupid anime character...

Kurama: Well at least I have fans. Too many fans compared to yours.

Karasu: Shut up! You're not even allowed to talk right now. You're the judge, you baka!

Kurama: Grrr....

Koto: We're having another call...

Phone: Hello? Is this phone working?

Koto: You're phone is working well, why did you call anyway? And who are you?

Phone: I'm Sensui. I'm in Itsuki's lair.

Yuusuke: Hello Sensui. Haven't heard from you for awhile. What are you doing there?

Sensui: I'm exploring. There's tons of stuff here...look what I found, a cannonball from World War 2, a japanese kimono, even this telephone right here that I'm using.I also found this box of crayons...

Yuusuke: Don't you ever get bored?

Sensui: Rarely. But if I ever get bored I could always take this autographed poster of Karasu and use it as a dartboard...

Karasu: *shouts* Do I always have to be a dartboard?!?!?!

Sensui: Your nose makes a great bull's eye

Karasu: Wait for me I'm going to blow you to bits

Yuusuke: You can't. He's the class S type and you're only a weakling compared to him.

Kurama: By the way, where's Itsuki?

Sensui: He's somewhere in Ningenkai enjoying ningenkai life

Itsuki: I'm right here in the audience...

Kurama: Oh....

Sensui: Gotta go, I see a Darth Vader action figure and an anime magazine right there.Bye!

Koto: Another weird caller... It's Botan's turn...

Botan: Ahh...well...It says here in the Ferry girl's manual that love is found in either a family, friends or a person of the opposite gender.I guess that's it...

Koto: That didn't make much sense...Anyway it's Kuronue's turn

Kuronue: I didn't appear much in the anime so i guess it's proper for me to have a pair in the short time I got.

Kurama: That didn't make sense either...

Kuronue: How much hurt would you be if you know nobody loves you? Huh?

Kurama: Not much. I know my mom always loves me...

Kuronue: What if your mom wasn't there?

Kurama: Shut up, I'm not talking to you anymore...

Kuronue: I'll kill you after the show Kurama...you abandoner of companions...you...

Kurama: I was just kidding! You didn't have to take that seriously!

Koto: We're having another call...

Phone: Hello? This is Toguro Otouto. I was just wondering if there's any yaoi pair for me

Koto: None i guess. Only Genkai is paired to you...

Toguro: Stop pairing me with the old geezer...Bye!*phone rings again*

Koto:Answer it again Kuwabara

Kuwabara: Hopefully it's Yukina. The telephone number is from Genkai's Temple...

Phone: Hello? This is Genkai. I called to tell Toguro that even if I'm just an "old geezer" at least I'm not dead.Bye!*phone rings again*

Phone: This is Toguro again. Tell Genkai at least I'm still looking young here in the afterlife.Bye!*phone rings again*

Phone: This is Genkai. At least I'm a known master of spirit waves here in Ningenkai.Bye!* phone rings again*

Phone: This is Toguro again.I'm running out of coins here.Just tell Genkai that at least I'm more powerful than the Master of spirit waves.Bye!*phone rings again*

Phone: This is Genkai.Tell Toguro at least I'm richer compared to someone who lost his money on the pay phone.Bye!*phone rings again*

Kuwabara: That does it! I'm slamming tha phone down!

Phone:Hello? This is Yuki..*slam*

Kuwabara: Who was that on the phone?

Koto: That was Yukina's voice. Oh well, so much for the callers now...

Kuwabara: *grabs the handset* Yukina? Are you still there? Please answer me!*cries*

Yuusuke:He dared to slam the phone on Yukina.That's gotta hurt her ears...

Hiei:I'll kill him if he makes one more silly move to Yukina.

Koto: We're running out of time. Yomi must say something now.

Yomi:I think yaoi is a newer idea for love so it's better than the old fashioned ways...

Koto:Ok, Everybody's spoken...

Shura: Wait! Dad, You're only saying that because you can't find yourself a girlfriend!

Koto: It's time for the decision! Kurama will decide whatever is more truthful of the 2...

Kurama: Hmmm...I still think a man should still be paired with a woman, but it's all up to the fans' opinions.I'm just an anime character and I don't blame the fans if I were born this good looking.I'm the best looking character here so they can't decide who should be with me...

Koto: That's it folks! Kurama decides it's all up to the fan's opinions.See you next time for another episode of the great dabate!

Yuusuke: You Baka! You open your mouth once too often! Everyone knows that you're only a bishounen while I'm the main character so I'm the best looking here!

Botan: No way! A bishoujo is always the best looking in any anime!

Mukuro: And I'm the best looking bishoujo of Yuu Yuu Hakusho!

Everyone: *pauses and silence*

Mukuro: Did I say something wrong?

Koto: I dunno how to say this... Hiei wants to say something...

Hiei:Mukuro, everyone knows that you're down-to-earth-UGLY!

Echo:Ugly....Ugly....

Mukuro:*pins Hiei on the floor and punches his face a few times*

Hiei: I can't move! Let go of me!You 2-face!Miss Horrible-Past!Half-woman!

Mukuro: You picked the wrong time to be talkative! You shorty!Vegeta Hair!Forbidden child!*punches Hiei's face using class S strength*

Koto: While these 2 have their fight, let's see what's happening backstage with Kurama...

*camera moves to a scene with a mob that is angry at Kurama, then a man in a trenchcoat and mask passes by*

Shura: Where's Kurama?

Yomi: He'll pass here sooner or later.

Keiko: Yuusuke, I promised you'll be dead meat today *cracks her knuckles*

Yuusuke: Can we punish Kurama first? Let me ask that guy. Hey! Have you seen Kurama here somewhere?

Man in trenchcoat: Eherm....No....

Botan: Of course you didn't! Hey guys! That hair!It's Kurama!

Kuronue: Grab him!

*Shura grabs Kurama's feet, Yomi and Keiko grabs his arms*

Yuusuke: I get first crack at him!

Kurama: What are you going to do to me? I'm innocent!

Yuusuke: This is for calling yourself better than me! *pinches Kurama's nose*

Kurama: Oooow!At least it's just a pinch not a punch.

Kuronue: This is for abandoning me!

Kurama: FOR THE LAST TIME:I SAID I WAS JUST KIDDING!

Kuronue: Whatever. *punches Kurama in the shoulder*

Keiko: This is for insulting the main lady of the show! *tries to yank Kurama's hair*

Kurama: Hey!Hey!Hey! No touching of my hair!

Yuusuke: At least it's better than her slap...

Kurama: Oh, OK, but just for 1 second.

Keiko: Fine. *yanks Kurama's hair for one second*

Karasu: Hey! When's my turn?

Yomi: After Botan. She's next in line.

Botan: This is for every bishoujo you insulted!

Kurama: What are you? A feminist?

Yuusuke: She's not much of a woman anyway.

Botan: Well, sort of, anyway..*kicks Kurama in the groin*

Kurama: *drops stiff and unconscious*

Botan: I think I exagerrated too much...

Yuusuke: Do you have any mercy Botan?

Keiko: Botan, I swear, you're the only woman, no, the only living creature who can do this to him.

Kuronue: Somebody get the smelling salts!

Karasu: When is my turn?

Yomi: Perhaps after he wakes up.

Karasu: That'll be too long. I'm leaving.

Koto: That was caught on camera...We're having another phone call...

Phone: This is Kaitou, I was gonna ask if Kurama's still alive?

Botan: *checks his pulse* Yep, he's still alive.

Kaitou: Darn....K'so.*slams the phone down**phone rings again*

Phone: This is Koenma. Hey Botan! There's a new rule! No kicking in the groin of any Reikai official;whether a royalty or just another ferry girl.It's dangerous, you know.Bye!*phone rings again*

Phone: Hello? This is Shiori Minamino. Please tell Shuuichi to go home after he wakes up. Bye!

*15 calls passed and the phone still keeps on ringing*

Koto: This is amazing! We're receiving lots of calls because of what Botan just did!

Botan: Don't make a big deal of what I just did...it's just a minor injury...

Yuusuke: Minor injury?!?!Look at him, he's out cold.

Botan: It's his fault anyway!

Koto: You guys better wake him up now. The Kurama fans are starting to rampage...

Male Kurama fan: HEY! If he doesn't wake up I'm gonna kill you all here!

Female Kurama fan: I'm going backstage! You dared to hurt Kurama?

Another Kurama fan: Let's get them!

*Kurama fans all march to backstage*

Koto:Excuse me, you're all not allowed to go to backstage!Yuusuke, you guys better do something!I can't hold them much longer!

Yomi: Let's take cover!

Shura: I'm with you, dad.

Yuusuke: Anyone!Do something!They're after us!Botan, look for smelling salts in Kurama's hair...

Botan: Kurama will kill me if I touch his hair.

Yuusuke: Keiko touched his hair too.Besides, he's the only one who can save us!

Botan: Oh, alright.*searches in Kurama's hair* There's not even a seed here.He must have left them at home.

Kuronue: Keep looking! He always keeps something in case of emergencies like this.

Botan: There's nothing but this white stuff here...

Yuusuke: *takes a look* Botan, that white stuff would be classified as dandruff.

Echo:dandruff...dandruff..dandruff.

Kurama:*suddenly wakes up*

Kurama fans: Oh look, he's fine now.We've been worried about nothing.

Everyone except Kurama:*sigh if relief*

Kurama: *moves into the corner of the room* OK, to anybody who has dandruff please stay away from me.

Botan: But you're the one with the dandruff...

Kurama: Is she telling the truth?

Yuusuke,Keiko and Kuronue: *nods in agreement*

Kurama:*gulp*.........

Everyone else:.....

Kurama: ........................MO-MMY!*runs as fast as he can to his home*

Yuusuke: So much for today...

Keiko: I'm keeping my promise.* slaps Yuusuke and stomps him on the floor*



Not much of an ending,ne?Hehe...that's it for the yaoi topic. There will be 2 more topics for this fic. I dunno why but I find it fun to use my favorite character for comedy purposes. Oh well, Ja!