Disclaimers: All standard disclaimers apply...

A/N:Just to make things clear: Nobody won in the last topic.

A/N 2:Gomennasai to the anonymous reviewers. I can't seem to change anything in my settings. Probably because I use Internet Explorer V.4 only.

A/N 3:I made this for more humor.[Koenma-Kurama-Hiei-Yusuke-Koenma]. You'll find out what this means later in the fic.

The Great Debate???
Topic:A Date With Botan

*in Reikai*

Koenma: *knocks in Botan's room *Come on Botan. We're almost late for the show.

Botan: Just a minute. I'm choosing which goes best with which. I wanna look good for the show.

Koenma: What's the big deal? It's just a date. You dated Yusuke at the end of the first movie.

Botan: Some date that was... he left me and nothing happened.

Koenma: At least you were able to experience dating.

Botan: That was no date. Today is a REAL date.Oh yeah, do you think Kurama's still mad at me about last time?

Koenma: Any man would get mad if you hit them in the sensitive spot.

Botan: OK, then maybe I should apologize.

Koenma: Yeah. And maybe you should make your confession of love to Kurama.

Botan: I don't love him.

Koenma: Yes, you do.

Botan: *goes out of her room looking angry *No, I don't.

Koenma: Then why do you blush when I say Kurama?

Botan: *red of anger *I'm not blushing.

Koenma: But your face is red.

Botan: It's red of anger and I'll show you how mad I am! *brings out her oar *

Koenma: What is rule number 500 again?

Botan: *sigh * No whacking of any Reikai official with your oar. But I won't hit you with my oar. I got something else in mind...*evil smile *

Koenma: And what is rule number 501 again?

Botan: Darn! He's read my next move.

Koenma: You didn't answer my question.

Botan: Rule number 501 says no kicking in the groin of any Reikai official.*mumbles *

Koenma: HAHAHAHAHA! That's right! I like making the rules around here. HAHAHAHAHA!Come on. Let's go to the studio.

*in the studio*

Koenma: Oh good. We finally made it. I'm sitting in the audience.

Botan: The show's finally starting!

Koto: Hello again everyone and welcone to my show! Today's topic will be a date with Botan!Let's meet her now!

Botan: *sits in the middle chair * Hello everyone!

Koto: And the 2 who will try to prove themselves worthy are Yusuke and um... Shura?!?

Shura: *goes out from backstage * Hello everyone!I'll show my dad I can have a girlfriend!Hehehe!

Yusuke: *goes out from backstage *You're too young! You won't be able to date Botan!

Botan: And what are YOU doing here Yusuke? I thought you already have Keiko. I won't let you win. You'll just walk out of the date anyway.

Yusuke: I'm just here for fun.

*Yusuke and Shura sit on opposite chairs about a meter each far from Botan*

Koto: Oh yeah, I forgot to say that since this topic might be a little hard for Botan, we invited a friend of hers to help her in choosing. Please welcome our special guest, KEIKO!!!

Yusuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Keiko: Hello everyone.

Botan: Keiko! You've always been a good friend! Thank you for being here in the right time!

Yusuke: If you're my true friend you should understand that this date is the only thing that can make me forget my problems today.

Botan: What's your problem anyway?

Yusuke: She's right beside you.

Keiko: You're the problem right there. Now you have less chances of winning. Hehe...

Koto: OK! Let's start!Huh?

*Karasu goes out of backstage being held off by guards *

Karasu: Darn you! Nobody dares to date Botan except me!

Koto: You're not a contestant so please leave the stage.

Space Ghost: *teleports out of nowhere* Greetings!I am Space Ghost!I came to pick up Botan who will be my special guest for the show!

Koto: You can't do that! Botan is our judge!

Karasu: And your show stinks! Don't go with this man Botan! He'll make a wacko out of you!

Space Ghost: Then I'll have to win her your way. Step aside kid. *grabs Shura out of his chair *

Koto: You're not invited Space Ghost! Shura's our contestant.

Kurama: *pulling along a tied-up Hiei with a handkerchief in his mouth * The truth is, Hiei right here also wants to date Botan.

Hiei: *trying his best to talk * mmmph!mngka ngifummph!(Translation:Baka kitsune)mnggofmmph!(Translation: Let go of me!)

Kurama: Hush Hiei! If you ever get married to Botan because of this you'll thank me someday!

Shigure: *goes out from backstage * To tell you the truth, I wanna date Botan too. She reminds me of my wife.

Kurama: You don't have a wife.

Shigure: Of course not. She's only in my dreams.

Yusuke: How does she look like?

Shigure: Well, her hair is sometimes black or sometimes brown...

Everybody: *imagines *Hmmmm....

Shigure: ...It's braided sometimes but usually it's just a simple ribbon tied around her hair at the back of her head...

Everybody: *imagines *

Shigure: ...Her bangs are somewhat similar to that of Botan's,and she has a lot in her wardrobe.

Everybody: *imagines *

Koto: Anything else?

Shigure: She's also got a very unique smile.

Yusuke: Why unique?

Shigure: Because it's a combination of a smile and a grin. She's very cheerful. It's like she's happy everytime I see her...

Everybody: *imagines *

Kuwabara: !!! That's awfully familiar...

Yusuke: ...if I'm not mistaken...

Kurama: ...THAT'S MY MOM YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT! I'll kill you!Let go of me!

*Kuwabara and Yusuke hold Kurama off *

Shigure: I don't have any intention of dating your mom. I'm here to date Botan.

Yusuke: But she looks far from Shiori Minimino-san.

Shigure: Let's see, Botan, please lower your tie up to about around the back of your neck.

Botan: ???...OK, I guess...*does as she's told *

Shigure: Does that answer your question?

Kurama: She still looks far from my mom. Besides, nobody else can look as beautiful as my mom.

Shigure: That's because I'm not yet done. Botan, please smile like Kurama's mom.

Botan: *does as she's told *

Everyone except Kurama: Oooooohhhh!

Kurama: Nonsense! Anyone may look like my mom of they do a smile like that.

Phone:*rings *

Kuwabara: Oh, I'll pick it up.

Phone: Hello, this is Kaitou. I'm here to outsmart Minamino.

Kurama: ???

Phone: Minamino, I'll prove to the whole world that what you said is wrong.

Kurama: What do you mean?

Phone: Shigure, please smile like Minamino's mom.

Shigure: Ok...* smiles Shiori Minamino style*

Kurama: Yuck!

Phone: Did he look like your mom?

Kurama: No!A hundred times no!

Phone: Then that means you were wrong when you said anyone will look like your mom by smiling like that.Bye!

Kurama: I hate it when he tries to outsmart me like that. He's tricky.

Yusuke: Enough of that! I'm worried about Koenma. He might be jealous of all these guys trying to date Botan.

Koenma: Don't count me in that problem you already have. I'm here to watch peacefully.

Koto: Please wait. We have a situation here. So we have Yusuke, Shura, Karasu, Hiei, Shigure, Space Ghost and Koenma. There's 7 of them who want to date Botan.

Koenma: Don't count me in. Please.

Yusuke: Don't worry, it'll be fun.

Koto: I'm going to ask the people in charge of this show.What will we do about this?Please wait backstage.

*backstage *

Kurama: Please make Hiei right here win, Botan. He really likes you.

Hiei: Mmmmph mumumumphhhh!(Trans.:Die Kurama)

Botan: Oh, hehe, OK I guess.

Kurama: Good. *smiles at Hiei *

Botan: Oh yeah, and sorry about what I did to you last time.

Kurama: *remembers what Botan just did to him *

Yusuke: No, Botan! You shouldn't have reminded him of THAT!

Kurama: *eyes become fire then walks out *

Yusuke: *sigh *We tried our best to make him forget that.

Botan: So how long does he plan to stay mad at me?

Yusuke: Around this whole week, maybe.

*in the meeting where our board of executives are Chu, Suzuki and the others *

Koto:...so that's our present situation. I don't wanna make then all fight because of this.

Suzuki: She's got a point.

Shishi: Let's do something about this.We'll move the uninvited aside.

Rinku: We can't hold them all off! Some of them are stronger than us.

Jin: I suggest we just let them all join but it will no longer be a debate that way.

Chuu:We have no other choice. We'll have to do THAT!

Touya: No!That's way too expensive.

Chuu: We'll do it without budget.We won't involve money.Anyone who agrees raise your hand.

Jin, Rinku, Suzuki and Chuu: *raises hand *

Koto: We can't do THAT. There are only 7 of them. We need 8 for THAT to work.

Chuu: Then go find the 8th contestant.

*backstage *

Botan: That stupid Kurama. He's still mad at me about yesterday.

Keiko: Why worry? You said it was his fault anyway.

Botan: What if you're in my situation? You won't like to think that somebody has a complete grudge on you, now would you?

Keiko: Whatever...

Botan: *evil smile * I got 7 boys who all want to date me. So that means Kurama's wrong when he mumbles he's the most beautiful character in the whole show. I'm better than a stupid flower boy. Hehehe....*laughs like a witch *

Kurama: Oh, hi Koto. You look worried. What's your problem?

Koto: Well...you see....!!!!!! That's it!

Kurama: ???

Koto: *shouts * YOU'LL BE OUR 8TH CONTESTANT! Now we can proceed to THAT!I'm so excited! *runs back to the meeting *

Yusuke: You agreed to do be the 8th contestant?

Kurama: No I didn't. She said that all by herself.

Karasu: If you're a contestant too then we'll have a fight again.But I'll win this time.

Hiei: mhmhhmhhmh!mrvvvurmmmph(Trans.:HAHAHA!Serves you right)

Keiko: I thought he was angry at you but now he wants to date you???

Botan: *angry again * Hey you! Don't tell me you've got a crush on me all this time! * points at his nose*

Kurama: *angry too * I don't have a crush on you and I didn't agree to be their contestant! Especially not on the woman who has no mercy at all!

Yusuke: There's nothing we can do about it now. You're now a contestant.

Kurama: Oh no.....

Koto: OK guys! Please go to our newly set studio!

*back at the studio proper *

Yusuke: There's something new in this studio.

Shura: Where are our chairs?

Koenma: Oh no, I'm a contestant too. There's my name on that weird cicle table.

Botan: Wow!Our seat is in the middle, Keiko.

Shigure: These weird tables are placed in a semi-circle and Botan's chair is in the middle.

Karasu:At least I'm not the only villain here in this group. High-5 men!

Karasu&Shigure:*they high-5 * Yosh'!

Koto: Contestants, please move to where your names are.

*everyone moves to their proper places *

Juri(the assistant announcer): I'll play the piano!

Koto: That's not a piano, that's an organ. It sounds a lot scarier you know.

Juri: I'll play dracula theme.

Koto: No. You'll play fragments of sound about 4 notes only.

Juri: What? That's boring. You should have recorded your sounds.

Koto: But this is an emergency.Stop complaining, OK.

Jin: Shut up everyone.LIGHTS!...

*dark blue lights open *

Shigure: I got a bad feeling about this.

Jin: Camera!...

Shishi: Rolling...

Jin: ACTION!

Koto: Welcome to our newly formatted studio. Any one of these 8 contestants may win a date with Ms.Botan right here, but 7 of them will not, because they'll 1-by-1 be chosen as....

Karasu: Wait! How about our dating money?

Koto: Use your money. You're the gentleman.

Karasu: I don't have a single cent.

Shigure: Ditto!

Hiei: I'm untied now but don't expect money from me.

Space Ghost: It's free to be a guest in my show.

Zorak: But she'll have to pay me.

S.Ghost: Shut up Zorak!* blasts Zorak*

Botan: Oh no!He's heartless!He killed that cute mantis!

Shura: No money here either.

Yusuke: 30 cents...

Botan: Cheapskate!

Keiko: I told you, Botan.

Kurama: I got 10 yen...

Yusuke: Can I borrow 5?

Kurama: No! And I anticipated that all the other contestants want to borrow my money.

Karasu: Wrong.I'll get that by force.

Kurama: Look, this money is to pay for what I owe err...Kaitou.

Koto: I'm sorry, but none of you are rich enough to date Botan.

Karasu: It's not my fault that I got no money.

Shigure: Let's rebel against these guys! It's their show and they got to provide us the money!

Yusuke: YEAH!

Chuu: Oh no.That means we'll have to use our budget.

Touya:Who's got the money?

Chuu: We'll get from the money of our finance manager.

Rinku: That's Suzuki.

Suzuki: Nooooooo!!!Please find a way to keep it below $1000.

Chuu: Don't worry. They'll get a maximum of $1 million.But they won't get that much unless they're really smart.Look at them. Only Kurama's smart enough,so they won't last.

Suzuki: They better get less than $500 thousand.Or else I'll have to work as a part time clown.Hey Koto!We got their money.

Koto: OK guys. We're providing you the money now.

Shura: YEAH!

Koto: Ok, Let's meet the team.

Shura: Shura, from Makai, I have a stupid dad.

Koenma: I'm Koenma, Prince of Reikai, I think my dad's stupid too.

Yusuke: I'm Yusuke, the main character of Yu Yu Hakusho, I don't think my dad's stupid by my childhoos friend is.

Kurama: Kura...errr...Shuuichi Minamino, from Ningenkai and I think my dad is a bit stupid too.

Koto: Stop mentioning anything about your dads.

Hiei: Hn...There's nothing for me to say.

Kurama: *whispers *Except that you have a serious crush on Botan...hehe...

Hiei: I heard that.

Kurama: *whistles *

Karasu: Karasu, of legal age, I'm a sure win here.

Space Ghost: Greetings!I am Space....*gets interrupted *

Shigure: Shigure, I work for Mukuro.

Space Ghost: I wasn't done with what I was saying...*interrupted again *

Shigure: You're not in your proper show so don't act bossy here in our show.

Koto: Now the rules. In every round you are given the privilage to get your dating money to go as high as possible. The fastest way to do this, is to get 8 consecutive correct answers...

Yusuke: *determined look *

Koto:...you can win up to $1 million.There will be 8 rounds so there's $125,000 maximum every round...

Botan: *thinks *I hope they'll win a million.Then I can sleep in a luxury hotel's top floor and still have money left for luxury shopping.

Koto:...to get the million you'll have to work together as a team...

Karasu: *whispers * I don't wanna team up with Kurama.

Koto:...but 7 of you will go home with nothing...

Shura: I'll go home and laugh at dad after I date Botan.

Koto:...because 7 of you will be picked out by Botan.

Kurama: I thought we get to pick who'll be out?

Koto:It's better this way.Whoever will be picked out will be left heartbroken.

Karasu:You're evil.

Koto:Like you're not evil.Do you ever classify trying to kill Kurama as good?

Kuwabara: You're trying to kill Kurama as well.

Kurama:???

Koto: Please avoid making us confused Kuwabara.Mind your own business.

Kuwabara: Oh,OK.

Koto: Botan, let's start this game.We'll start with whose name is first alphabetically,and that is you Hiei.Let's play!

Organ:Ten-nen-NEN-nen!

Koto:Start the clock.(2 mins. 30 sec.)

Botan: What will I ask?

Keiko: Anything about you.

Hiei:Hn....

*2 mins. *

Botan: Umm...Hiei...what do you think of my hair?

Hiei:It's blue.

Botan:Correct.

*$1000 on the money tree *

Botan:Um... Karasu...

Karasu: Yes, my love?

Botan:Wait a minute.I'll think of a question.

*1 min. *

Karasu: What was that word?

Kurama: It's your problem.Dumb.

Karasu: Stupid Kurama. Next time I'll lock you in the bank's safe.

*$ 1000 goes to their dating money *

*30 sec. *

Botan: I can't think of any question.

Keiko: Ask them their favorite TV show.

Botan: Really?

Keiko: Just ask anything!

Botan:Umm...well...Karasu, what's your favorite TV show?

*5 sec. *

Karasu: Let me think...

*1 sec. *

Karasu: My favorite TV show is...

Organ: don...don...DEN-DEN!

Botan: I cannot continue, time is up.The correct answer would have been Yuu Yuu Hakusho.

Karasu: Was that my favorite show? If Botan says so then maybe...

Botan: In that round, we only have, a measly, a pityful, a shameful...$ 1000.

Shura: That's already a big amount...

Botan: But not good enough. You know guys you're all like a jack-in-the-box...

Yusuke: Why?

Botan: You're full of surprises. But it's time for 1 of you to go.

Koto: But Botan, you're the one who will choose who will go.

Botan: Ok, then I choose Shura.

Shura: Why me?

Botan: Because you didn't get a single correct answer.

Shura: No fair! I didn't even get my turn!

Botan: Whatever. Shura,G'dbye.* shakes head to the opposite direction*

Yomi: That's it Botan.Just the way I said it.

Koto: What do you mean?

Yomi: The truth is I asked my Botan here to remove Shura first.HAHAHAHAHA!

Koto: Is this true?

Botan: Yeah, Yomi said I remove Shura first so I get to kiss him tomorrow.My first kiss....* sigh*

Karasu: You blackmailed her! I'll kill you.

Shura: Stupid dad!

Yusuke: Even I lost to Yomi.You can't match up with him.

Yomi: I'm the strongest among all of you! That means whoever wins I still get to date Botan!

Yusuke: You're not the strongest around here. Kurama was once your leader because he is stronger then you.

Kurama: But you're stronger than me, Yusuke.

Yusuke: Right. So I'm the strongest here.

Kurama: Yomi, if you wanna date Botan that badly, you can take my place here.

Koto: That's not reasonable, Kurama.

Kurama: Darn!

Yomi: Then I'll have to kill Kurama.

Yusuke: You can't kill Kurama. He'll kill you.

Yomi: We'll see about that...

Koto: No fighting here.

Yomi: *takes his seat *

Kuwabara: I observed that most of the new guys who want to date Botan are Kurama's enemies...

Koto: Good observation.

Kurama: ???

Yomi: It's called revenge Kurama! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kurama: ???

Botan: ???

Hiei: Stupid.

Kurama: Yomi, if you wanna date Botan you'll have to fight Hiei. He won't let you date his Botan now would he...

Hiei: Darn Kitsune.

Yomi: I'll have a match with you after this!

Koto: Guards!There's a psycho in the audience.

Yomi: *being push out by the guards *No!I'm not psycho!I'm intelligent!I'm gonna kill you all!Hey Koto!Can I have your number?

Shura: He's more desperate than me!He even picks on Koto...

Botan: I think Yomi's kiss is out of the question now...

Koto: 1 down, 7 to go. Who's next? Find out after the commercial break!




A/N: Should I continue this???I don't think I should.Maybe I'll just skip to the next topic?!?Oh well, just say it in your reviews.Ja!