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Dedication: SarWolf Snape! She is totally Roxn! Read her stuff!

Snape: Welcome back to Magical Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, that being said lets look at the scores. Sirius Black is in second place with –$16,675.

Sirius: Damn you and your daily doubles! One day it'll be my turn Snape!

Snape: Great. Fred Weasley in the lead with $0

Fred Weasley points to the front of the podium: Haha! Hey, look what I did.

The name on the podium reads Stu Padasso

Snape: Mr. Weasley has apparently changed his name to Stu Padasso

Fred: Yeah, haha, Stu Padasso, it's a funny name.

Snape: Whatever……finally, we have Lucius Malfoy in last place with -$45,210

Lucius is too busy playing with his buzzer to reply

Snape: Now its time for double jeopardy, and for this round Id like to please remind the contestants, no cursing. Lets take a look at the board. The categories are: Words that rhyme with Dog, Numbers, "S" Words, Months that begin with "Feb", Famous Albus Dumbledores, Famous Titles, Foods that end in 'Amburger, and The Number Ten. Mr. Weasley, your in the lead, pick a category.

Fred: That's not my name.

Snape sighs: Stu Padasso

Fred: Hehehe, yeah, what do you want?

Snape: Pick a category

Fred: Nah, Ill pass

Snape: Ok, then Lucius, you pick a category

Lucius presses his buzzer continuously: Hahaha!

Snape: Ooookkkkkk……..Mr. Black, why don't you pick?

Sirius: Ah, well met, I'll take months that start with Feb, Snape.'

Snape: For how much?

Sirius: Surprise me you filthy bastard.

Snape: That was totally uncalled for. Months that start with Feb for 800. "This is the only month that starts with Feb."

Sirius buzzes in: What is Febtober?

Snape: No.

Lucius buzzes in: What is Febterday?

Snape: No

Fred: HAHAHA! He said Turd!

Snape: The answer was February, that is the only month that starts with Feb.

Sirius: Ah hah! A trick question!

Snape: Yeah. It was a trick question Mr. Black. Lucius, it's your board, so I'll pick a category for you. Lets have Words that rhyme with Dog for 200. "Ive had a hard day, I'm gonna sleep like a what?"

Lucius buzzes in: A Chinese whore.

Snape: That is incorrect.

Sirius buzzes in: Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with Dog

Snape: That's why it was wrong. Mr. Black, you pick.

Sirius: The day is mine! I'll take Famous Titties for 400

Snape: That's Famous Titles, not Titties Mr. Black

Sirius: Damn!

Snape: Answer is: "The title of this play came from the book "The Phantom of the Opera".

Sirius buzzes in: Dolly Parton!

Snape: Again, this is Famous Titles, not Titties.

Sirius: Not a fan of the ladies are you Snape?

Snape: Someone else PLEASE

Lucius buzzes in and proceeds to stare at his buzzer in wonder grinning idiotically

Snape: The answer was "The Phantom of the Opera"….. Lets go to The Number 10 for 800. I may want to remind you that every answer in this category is 10. Just say 10 as soon as I'm done talking. Answer is: "This is how many fingers you have".

Fred buzzes in: 5?

Snape: No.

Fred starts cussing inventively

Snape: The answer was 10. You have 10 fingers.

Sirius: Ill show you a finger Snape.

Snape: Lets just go to Final Jeopardy now, this should be a lot of fun. The category is: Foreign Parlimant……oh wait, that's my bad, that one is for regular Jeopardy which we are taping later today. Your category is: Where are you right now? All you have to do is tell me where you are right now? (Jeopardy music starts to play) You can write a game show, England, Earth, or even the word here. None of you should get this wrong. (Music stops. Snape goes to the contestants podiums) Lets get this over with. Mr. Weasley, wrote……..what appear to be half the outline of his hand. And he wagered……the other half of his hand. Moving on (Snape goes to Lucius podium, but Lucius isn't there) Lucius…….appears to have wandered off somewhere…….if we could get security to search the building please, thanks. Lets see what Mr. Black wrote: Buck. Well, I guess that's your wager, a buck, and your answer: "Futter". Buck Futter. I don't get it…..

Sirius: Oh, I think you do Snape, I think you do indeed.

Snape: Well, that concludes this episode of Magical Jeopardy—

Sirius: BUCK FUTTER!

Snape: Good night…….I don't know……

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