This is not a story, this is just a tribute, to the worst stories in the
world.
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I don't own Digimon, I don't own A Digimon, I've never seen a real live Digimon and I really don't like salad cream.
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"Ahhh!!" Takeru screamed, as Rika pulled tighter on his the bandage covering his hand. Davis leaned closer them.
"I told you, I could have kissed it better and it wouldn't have been as painful." Davis whispered, smiling. As he opened his mouth to speak again the far wall came crashing down - it was Devimon.
"Devimon?! I thought we'd destroyed him!!" Tai screamed, kicking his soccer ball into a nearby tennis net. It bounced off and hit Matt's guitar snapping all the strings. Matt looked up from his fit of depression and smilied.
"It's okay," he said "Atleast the anime lets me get with Sora. Besides, I don't need this. I grow up to be an astronaught. God knows how I get to Mars when i'm only meant to goto the moon thought. I think i'd probably be courtmarshalled for joyriding in a multimillion dollar government vechicle."
As he finished the sentance the Devimon collapsed into a pile of data, behind him stood none other then the author of this story, writing his first self insertion. In his hand waas some kind of digital device. He stepped inside the gapping hole in the wall before summoning his Digimon, whom is a self created monster that only has three stages as the creator hasn't thought of any more yet.
"Hi, i'm Jack." The self inserted character said. Which, of course, is true, as the author of this has his name as none other than Jack. He sat down and began playing cards with Joe. No-one bothered to ask how he got his Digimon and were very accepting of him, considering he was a complete stranger with the power to destroy Digimon in an instant. They also failed to converse deeply about his special Digital weapon. He only told them of its amazing secret powers, yet failed to mention about where he got it, and if they ever did ask, he'd create some story about a flashing light on his way to school. conversation continued as normal.
"I thought you liked KARI!" Yolei yelled at Davis, pulling him away from drueling all over Takeru.
"And I thought you liked ME!" Ken screamed, dressed as the Kaizer. Everyone gave him funny looks. "Well, the outfit was so hard to get in the first place I thought I may as well keep it, incase someone like you wanted to go evil, Matt." Matt responded with a knowing glance, before going back to his selfhurting.
There was a bang at the door and Cody walked in, although the large holed wall would have provided a better entrance. He nodded hello to Jack, not knowing who he was but still accepting him into the group, as you do when you meet a stranger with a Digimon sitting next to ihm.
"Don't shout at me! You've been in more plotholed fanfics then I have!" Davis screamed at Yolei.
"Yeah, but you've burst out crying in more of them!" Yolei screamed in a fit of tears, before leaving the room via the door.
"Way to go Davis, now I have to go after her!" Izzy shouted angrily, before turning to Tai with a wink. Tai laughed and began singing his happy song, totally forgetting about his tradgic past which he only told Matt about, while they were in a bathroom together. Joe burst in when they were in there and acted totally out of character too, but that is another story (by another writer - which I liked anyhow).
"Say Rika, why are you here?" Takeru asked, quietly.
"I'm NOT here you idiot! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!" She replied, in a less then friendly tone. As she begins beating Takeru about with her D-Power, an evil and all powerful monster crashed onto of the building. It opened its mouth and bit the roof from above the chosen childrens heads.
"Oh my god! It's MainEvilEnemymon! It's an evil Digimon, and my Patamon is super strong against them, how will I ever manage?" TK began, before being stomped on by none other than MainEvilEnemymon.
"T.K!!" Kari yelled, jumping out from her bed and throwing her covers everywhere.
"She recovered quickly" Sora muttered. Tai heard.
"DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT MY SISTER!! I CAN'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO HER! HOW COULD YOU BE SO MEAN?!" Tai screamed at the top of his lungs. Sora began crying. "Oh, i'm sorry Sora, maybe I could send you a soppy e-mail to make up for it?"
"Stupid Tai" Sora muttered again. She'd gotten used to doing it. All that time with Matt playing loud music had made him quite deaf, and she normally muttered things about him that he couldn't hear.
"Err.. Aren't we meant to defeat that thing?" Matt asked, directed at Joe.
"Err... ahh.. I need the bathroom" He replied, leaving in the direction of the... bathroom. As Joe stepped outside there was a flash of bright light and the beast was destroyed. Alone stood Jack infront of it.
"Wow, what a powerful self insertion, I wonder if he'd like to look at Yaoi monthly with me.." Davis whispered to himself. Rika overheard and sighed.
"Can I go home now?" She asked.
"You have no home anymore!" A mysterious voice replied.
END
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I don't own Digimon, I don't own A Digimon, I've never seen a real live Digimon and I really don't like salad cream.
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"Ahhh!!" Takeru screamed, as Rika pulled tighter on his the bandage covering his hand. Davis leaned closer them.
"I told you, I could have kissed it better and it wouldn't have been as painful." Davis whispered, smiling. As he opened his mouth to speak again the far wall came crashing down - it was Devimon.
"Devimon?! I thought we'd destroyed him!!" Tai screamed, kicking his soccer ball into a nearby tennis net. It bounced off and hit Matt's guitar snapping all the strings. Matt looked up from his fit of depression and smilied.
"It's okay," he said "Atleast the anime lets me get with Sora. Besides, I don't need this. I grow up to be an astronaught. God knows how I get to Mars when i'm only meant to goto the moon thought. I think i'd probably be courtmarshalled for joyriding in a multimillion dollar government vechicle."
As he finished the sentance the Devimon collapsed into a pile of data, behind him stood none other then the author of this story, writing his first self insertion. In his hand waas some kind of digital device. He stepped inside the gapping hole in the wall before summoning his Digimon, whom is a self created monster that only has three stages as the creator hasn't thought of any more yet.
"Hi, i'm Jack." The self inserted character said. Which, of course, is true, as the author of this has his name as none other than Jack. He sat down and began playing cards with Joe. No-one bothered to ask how he got his Digimon and were very accepting of him, considering he was a complete stranger with the power to destroy Digimon in an instant. They also failed to converse deeply about his special Digital weapon. He only told them of its amazing secret powers, yet failed to mention about where he got it, and if they ever did ask, he'd create some story about a flashing light on his way to school. conversation continued as normal.
"I thought you liked KARI!" Yolei yelled at Davis, pulling him away from drueling all over Takeru.
"And I thought you liked ME!" Ken screamed, dressed as the Kaizer. Everyone gave him funny looks. "Well, the outfit was so hard to get in the first place I thought I may as well keep it, incase someone like you wanted to go evil, Matt." Matt responded with a knowing glance, before going back to his selfhurting.
There was a bang at the door and Cody walked in, although the large holed wall would have provided a better entrance. He nodded hello to Jack, not knowing who he was but still accepting him into the group, as you do when you meet a stranger with a Digimon sitting next to ihm.
"Don't shout at me! You've been in more plotholed fanfics then I have!" Davis screamed at Yolei.
"Yeah, but you've burst out crying in more of them!" Yolei screamed in a fit of tears, before leaving the room via the door.
"Way to go Davis, now I have to go after her!" Izzy shouted angrily, before turning to Tai with a wink. Tai laughed and began singing his happy song, totally forgetting about his tradgic past which he only told Matt about, while they were in a bathroom together. Joe burst in when they were in there and acted totally out of character too, but that is another story (by another writer - which I liked anyhow).
"Say Rika, why are you here?" Takeru asked, quietly.
"I'm NOT here you idiot! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!" She replied, in a less then friendly tone. As she begins beating Takeru about with her D-Power, an evil and all powerful monster crashed onto of the building. It opened its mouth and bit the roof from above the chosen childrens heads.
"Oh my god! It's MainEvilEnemymon! It's an evil Digimon, and my Patamon is super strong against them, how will I ever manage?" TK began, before being stomped on by none other than MainEvilEnemymon.
"T.K!!" Kari yelled, jumping out from her bed and throwing her covers everywhere.
"She recovered quickly" Sora muttered. Tai heard.
"DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT MY SISTER!! I CAN'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO HER! HOW COULD YOU BE SO MEAN?!" Tai screamed at the top of his lungs. Sora began crying. "Oh, i'm sorry Sora, maybe I could send you a soppy e-mail to make up for it?"
"Stupid Tai" Sora muttered again. She'd gotten used to doing it. All that time with Matt playing loud music had made him quite deaf, and she normally muttered things about him that he couldn't hear.
"Err.. Aren't we meant to defeat that thing?" Matt asked, directed at Joe.
"Err... ahh.. I need the bathroom" He replied, leaving in the direction of the... bathroom. As Joe stepped outside there was a flash of bright light and the beast was destroyed. Alone stood Jack infront of it.
"Wow, what a powerful self insertion, I wonder if he'd like to look at Yaoi monthly with me.." Davis whispered to himself. Rika overheard and sighed.
"Can I go home now?" She asked.
"You have no home anymore!" A mysterious voice replied.
END
