"Come on Tai, return the balls!" Sora screched at him as yet another tennis
ball cruised to the side of his racket.
"I'll return the balls, and the rest of my body, home!" Tai replied while grabbing his kit bag. He inserted his racket into the small hole - it was a snug fit.
"Taichi come back! We can have some foreplay!" She shouted at him. His eyebrows lifted, almost to the base of his hairline as he swivled around slowly. To his dissapointed she was holding a golf club - a three wood, if his eyes didn't mistake him.
"Ah you know i'm bad at golf!" He shouted back, lowering his bag. "The only part I like is getting my balls in a hole." He mumured at her.
"Huh? How can you not like the feel of a long, hard shaft in your hands?" She asked innocently. Tai looked at her straight in the eye.
"I only like soccer!" He yelled.
"Oh sure, you only like it because you get to score three times in ninety minutes." She lifted her tennis racket and squashed it between two large, round things. They were bowling balls. She lifted one out innocently.
"Bah! I've got bigger balls then that!" Tai screamed at her. He turned and lifter a huge 20kg ball from his bag.
"Wow Tai, you DO have big balls." She replied, admiring his huge, round, ball. "Want to go play?" She continued.
"No thanks" Tai yawned. "I always end up having a wild time on the night but the next thing I know i'm in the gutter." He sighed.
"Fine..." Sora twidled her thumbs. "How about, cricket?"
"No, i'm only good at scoring for that game.." Tai replied.
"Yes, I also like to score.." Sora said, tired of not doing anything.
"I have an idea what we could do!" Tai shouted loudly.
"Yes?!" Sora screamed.
"How about I boink you using my large stick?" Tai asked. Sora sighed.
"Thats a stupid game. Besides, if you're going to boink me I need protection!" She replied, argumentatively.
"Okay, okay. JOHN!" Tai called at the top of his lungs. Their friend John walked over.
"Yo?" He asked.
"Johnny," Tai began "if you could just slip on over here, you could serve as protection for Sora while I boink her with my large stick."
"I'll return the balls, and the rest of my body, home!" Tai replied while grabbing his kit bag. He inserted his racket into the small hole - it was a snug fit.
"Taichi come back! We can have some foreplay!" She shouted at him. His eyebrows lifted, almost to the base of his hairline as he swivled around slowly. To his dissapointed she was holding a golf club - a three wood, if his eyes didn't mistake him.
"Ah you know i'm bad at golf!" He shouted back, lowering his bag. "The only part I like is getting my balls in a hole." He mumured at her.
"Huh? How can you not like the feel of a long, hard shaft in your hands?" She asked innocently. Tai looked at her straight in the eye.
"I only like soccer!" He yelled.
"Oh sure, you only like it because you get to score three times in ninety minutes." She lifted her tennis racket and squashed it between two large, round things. They were bowling balls. She lifted one out innocently.
"Bah! I've got bigger balls then that!" Tai screamed at her. He turned and lifter a huge 20kg ball from his bag.
"Wow Tai, you DO have big balls." She replied, admiring his huge, round, ball. "Want to go play?" She continued.
"No thanks" Tai yawned. "I always end up having a wild time on the night but the next thing I know i'm in the gutter." He sighed.
"Fine..." Sora twidled her thumbs. "How about, cricket?"
"No, i'm only good at scoring for that game.." Tai replied.
"Yes, I also like to score.." Sora said, tired of not doing anything.
"I have an idea what we could do!" Tai shouted loudly.
"Yes?!" Sora screamed.
"How about I boink you using my large stick?" Tai asked. Sora sighed.
"Thats a stupid game. Besides, if you're going to boink me I need protection!" She replied, argumentatively.
"Okay, okay. JOHN!" Tai called at the top of his lungs. Their friend John walked over.
"Yo?" He asked.
"Johnny," Tai began "if you could just slip on over here, you could serve as protection for Sora while I boink her with my large stick."
