"Ah, another day, another session in the bathroom doing my hair" Matt said
to himself as he began combing it backwards. He stopped to look at himself
in the mirror.
"Nope that doesn't look right."
"You can say that again."
"Ah what do you know?"
"Everything"
"No you don't, you're just a voice!"
"A very demanding and critical voice"
"A voice I made up!"
"Hey, don't get angry at me if your brain is screwy"
"You make it screwy!
"Yes but what made me?"
"A VERY BAD HANGOVER!"
"You know thats not true"
"Stop talking to me! You're just a voice I created for when I get bored!"
"Why did you create a voice that likes arguing?"
"I don't know! I can see i'll never do it again!"
"Thats right, because you now get my company for life."
"Gahh"
"Its not so bad, i'm a nice guy when you do everything perfectly."
"I am perfect!"
"Then why do you have a voice talking to you?"
"Because I wanted to make myself unperfect as people were getting jealous"
"Thats very kind of you"
"Thank you"
"Although I know its not true"
"Gahhh"
"Come on, lets be friends"
"NO!"
"Why don't you want to be friends?"
"AS YOU'RE A VOICE I MADE UP!"
"A very nice voice, once you do things perfectly!"
"I am perfect!"
"Then why do you have a voice talking to you?"
"Because... gahhh..."
"Whats wrong?"
"You! You're wrong!
"I'm not wrong, you're wrong"
"That doesn't even make sense!"
"You don't make sense"
"Please stop!"
"Did you jjust say 'bunny hop'?"
"NO! I SAID PLEASE STOP!"
"Of course I know what you said, I'm in your mind I can hear everything you think."
"Please.. be... quiet"
"You know, I'm sure no-one would like to know about your facination with Yaoi magazines.."
"Gahhh!!!"
Tai came rushing into the bathroom apon hearing his friends scream.
"Matt, are you okay? I came when I heard your scream." He asked.
"I'm okay Tai, do you ever get the feeling its going to be one of those days?"
"Nope that doesn't look right."
"You can say that again."
"Ah what do you know?"
"Everything"
"No you don't, you're just a voice!"
"A very demanding and critical voice"
"A voice I made up!"
"Hey, don't get angry at me if your brain is screwy"
"You make it screwy!
"Yes but what made me?"
"A VERY BAD HANGOVER!"
"You know thats not true"
"Stop talking to me! You're just a voice I created for when I get bored!"
"Why did you create a voice that likes arguing?"
"I don't know! I can see i'll never do it again!"
"Thats right, because you now get my company for life."
"Gahh"
"Its not so bad, i'm a nice guy when you do everything perfectly."
"I am perfect!"
"Then why do you have a voice talking to you?"
"Because I wanted to make myself unperfect as people were getting jealous"
"Thats very kind of you"
"Thank you"
"Although I know its not true"
"Gahhh"
"Come on, lets be friends"
"NO!"
"Why don't you want to be friends?"
"AS YOU'RE A VOICE I MADE UP!"
"A very nice voice, once you do things perfectly!"
"I am perfect!"
"Then why do you have a voice talking to you?"
"Because... gahhh..."
"Whats wrong?"
"You! You're wrong!
"I'm not wrong, you're wrong"
"That doesn't even make sense!"
"You don't make sense"
"Please stop!"
"Did you jjust say 'bunny hop'?"
"NO! I SAID PLEASE STOP!"
"Of course I know what you said, I'm in your mind I can hear everything you think."
"Please.. be... quiet"
"You know, I'm sure no-one would like to know about your facination with Yaoi magazines.."
"Gahhh!!!"
Tai came rushing into the bathroom apon hearing his friends scream.
"Matt, are you okay? I came when I heard your scream." He asked.
"I'm okay Tai, do you ever get the feeling its going to be one of those days?"
