"Hey Jack! do you want to help me with this story?" Matt yelled across the room at him. Jack turned and took notice, turning down the volume of his stereo down. He walked on over to the computer Matt was on.

"You see, i'm not sure what to put... here" He said pressing his finger lightly on the screen. It left a dirty mark, but as Jack reminded Matt when he attempted to clean it, it's "only Izzy's PC - he has twelve more".

"I'll have to read the whole thing first!" Jack shouted overly loudly in Matt's ear. He sat down on top of Matt and began scrolling through the story.

"A story is usually more then six lines Matt..." Jack commented. Matt squirmed underneath him before wriggling an arm free, which he then used to push Jack off his face so that he may reply.

"That's why I needed your help!" Matt shouted out at.

"Well, you could start with a plot line and some decent characters. What kind of name is "Tai" anyway?" Jack replied, clicking the replace button, changing the word "Tai" for the word "Brad". "There you go!" He continued. "Brad's a much better name, and if you're putting in a love interest, they can call him "Bwad". Matt gave him an evil look.

"That's stupid. You're stupid!" He shouted at him.

"Well by the way you were writing about this "Tai" character i'd say that you obviously like him!" Jack said as he readjusted himself ontop of Matt. Matt began wriggling so that he may get a comment off but was to busy being squashed. Jack continued "Then we'll change this person... "Sora", we'll put in "Alfie". Yaoi always gets lots of people looking at it." Matt sighed at him. Jack moved further across him. "Now we'll enter some "lemon" content. Here we'll say Brad "sliced a lemon" and "passed the sliced lemon to Alfie". That way when people are looking for lemon fics, this'll pop-up." Matt attemped to make a comment on this but Jack leaned back on him keeping him quiet. "Maybe if we type in some more keywords... We'll make a nightclub and call it NC-17, maybe make him visit the "porn" shop to trade in their old TV..." Jack began typing. "Hmm, maybe we could make Brad feel naked in a pair of small shorts. We could add in an Evil Digimon that looks like Satan and call it horny. The plan is perfect!" Jack exclaimed, as Matt crawled out from under him.

"Great Plan!" Matt shouted. "Except that it's meant to be a factual account about dolphins..."